Gin Sang:
0. Guys with natural curly hair are good people.
1. A clerk who can’t even use a cash register is as useless as a mother who can’t make fried rice.
2. Wine is really a good thing, it can make people forget unpleasant things for a while, but tomorrow they will think of them even if they don’t want to, and it will be more painful than yesterday. You can’t escape even if you want to, especially Things that I really want to forget.
3. It’s not about breaking in, it’s about rushing in. The so-called rushing in means entering dignifiedly from the main entrance. 4. People tend to go back to their ancestors when they fall in love.
5. Shinpachi: -[All the money has been used up, even the fixed points are gone. The balance is zero and the passbook has been sealed! I didn’t even catch a cat yesterday, so it was all in vain!] Silver: -[Don't panic, are you like the one-minded brat in Jump? If you don't have money, it's like chronic rhinitis. We don’t owe money and we don’t make money, so we can continue to have no money. ]
6. The sky? The country? It doesn’t matter if it’s given to you. I'm busy enough just trying to protect what's in front of me, and I can't even protect it. I can’t even count how much I have lost so far. Anyway, I have nothing, so when I see something dropped, I naturally pick it up and keep it.
7. I don’t care if you are shogunate officials or whatever, if you want us to leave, at least bring a bulldozer. 8. This is the only one I can find. Although it’s not enough for a million flowers, let’s fool the rest with love. 9. Sorry, I am not a great man who can easily bet on other people's lives, so let's change the conditions and use my life as a bet.
10. So naive, sweeter than Tianjin roasted chestnuts.
11. Katsura: -[Is that the end of it? Rather than being captured by the enemy, it is better to be a real samurai and commit seppuku in the end. ] Silver: -[Don't say stupid things, stand up. If you have the time to think of a beautiful way to die, it would be better to live beautifully until the end. ]
12. Yin: -[I am still nagging you, are you a third aunt or a sixth wife? ] Gui: -[Are you stupid? Women are all nagging. It is precisely because they do not have the stomach to tolerate these things that they are not popular with girls. ] Silver: -[Idiot, if I wasn't naturally curly, I would be very popular. perhaps. ] Gui: -[I blame the natural volume for everything to protect myself. What a sad man. ] Silver: -[Not sad at all. People use inferiority as their elasticity to jump higher. ]
13. Live the way you think is beautiful.
14. Are you a junior high school student who dare not confess your love? If you just wait, neither love nor the octopus will come to your door.
15. Don’t worry, the pursuit is more interesting than the end. Girls grow up in repeated love.
16. Kagura: -[If a man behaves like this, the woman who loves you will be sad and leave sooner or later. ] Silver: -[Don't worry, as long as you say a few sweet words, both the woman and the octopus will come over happily wagging their tails. ] Kagura: -[Women don’t have tails. ] Silver: -[There is no octopus either. ]
17. Then let’s use the Bushido that I pursue to solve the problem. (Think about it, which one is more important, a person or a country.) I don’t care about this kind of thing, don’t tell me this. No matter if the shogunate is destroyed, before my body is destroyed, I just want to straighten my back and live.
18. Silver: -[Wig, didn’t I tell you to cut your hair, or take it off. ] Gui: -[Teacher, this can’t be taken down. ] Silver: -[Then take it off. ] Gui: -[Teacher, I want to sue you. ]
19. Listen up, idiots, the word "sugar" refers to people supporting each other and carrying crosses to the Tang Dynasty.
It was a long, long time ago.
20. A samurai does not need a reason to act. If there is something you want to protect, just draw your sword.
21. Gao Shan, you can’t underestimate me like this. Speaking of beasts, I have one too. It’s a white guy, and its name is Dingchun.
22. There is an organ that is more important than my heart. Although I cannot see it, it is indeed in my body. Because of it, I can stand up straight and move forward even if I stagger. Walk. If I don't go, it will be broken at the waist, and my soul will be broken at the waist. I value that more than my heart stopping.
23. Hey, can you all hold hands and go to the toilet together? There are not enough toilets.
24. It may not be much luggage, but everyone carries something precious in their arms. But you never notice it when you have it. I noticed the heaviness when everything slipped quietly from my hands. I don’t know how many times I have thought about it, I will never have that kind of thing again. However, I don’t know when I started carrying it again. Maybe it would be easier to just throw them all away, but no matter what, I don't want to do that. Because without those guys, the journey would be so boring.
25. No matter what, you are the one who is finished. Listen, I don't care where in the universe you are doing. But my sword, within this guy's reach, is my country. Anyone who breaks in without understanding the style and takes action on my things will be killed regardless of whether they are generals, space pirates, or meteorites.
26. It’s really more sad than the vegetable scraps on the lid of the cup noodles.
27. What should I do if I drink too much strawberry milk during the day and go to the toilet at night? But it was too cold outside the quilt, and I didn't want to crawl out of the quilt. But the urge to urinate became stronger and stronger, my sphincter lost control, and I made up my mind to go to the toilet. Rushing to the toilet, stripping off, and shooting off, this kind of pleasure, I have lived for this until now. That's what I thought at that moment. But then I realized that I was not in the toilet but in bed. The warm touch in the quilt, but I can't stop it, I can't stop it. If nothing else, this is the real strawberry milk.
28. Although there is nothing wrong with walking on the right path with faith, but if you are unable to act because of this, it is better to try to be diplomatic. It doesn't matter if you behave softly and smoothly. If you keep going like this, you will definitely discover the true meaning of life that you can never give up, right?
29. You are here to see the pandas, President. Don’t be deceived. Although it has been claimed that they only eat thin bamboo, who knows what they actually eat. Maybe have some hot pot.
30. The best way to make a bully be honest is to let him know the pain of being bullied. Those who have never been beaten don’t know what pain is.
31. The universe is invincible... The stars are ever-changing, and men's stupidity is always like a stubborn stone in a latrine. What a passionate dream, it’s all too much for Jump.
32. A person’s life is about breaking the old self and creating a new self.
33. The path of life is also interesting if it is narrower.
34. A samurai’s sword should not be bound by its scabbard, but by your soul. There is no need for warriors in this era, but no matter how the times change, there are things that people cannot forget. Even if the order to abolish the sword will come one day, this sword of integrity bound by your soul can never be discarded.
35. 80% of life is troubled, and you will encounter even more troublesome things than this in the future. 36 Friendship, hard work, victory? Do you think you can get these after watching Jump? It's really sad. You're just pinning everything you don't have on Jump. You are just using Jump to comfort yourself.
This is not the purpose of Jump!
37. I thought humans should be a little better.
38. If you ask me, humans are more sincere creatures. Regardless of dementia or death, the memories left in the heart are engraved on the soul and will never disappear no matter what happens. That's what I believe.
39. Life is like a soap bubble. As soon as the wind blew, it flew up to the sky, and when I noticed it, it disappeared with a snap. At the moment when it is about to break, I want to fly higher. But when he came back to his senses, it was always too late.
40. Once a man grows hair, he must learn to be self-reliant.
41. Both men and dogs will become too old to recognize each other after not seeing each other for two or three days.
42. Talk about what is right and what is wrong. Such a definition is by no means simple in this chaotic world. Should you adapt to the rules set by others? If you are really willing to do that, you will become a doll who cannot decide anything by yourself. In the final analysis, you have to make your own decisions and live by your own rules.
43. Love? Dream? What young people need is not so innocent. Yes, it is calcium. As long as you absorb more calcium, everything will go smoothly.
44. Watch carefully, how much power does those so-called superfluous things contain, and how sharp is the knife that your sister worked so hard to build? Let it be firmly branded on your retina.
45. Regarding your own life, neither you nor I are readers, but authors. At least the ending can still be decided by oneself.
46. This is not an error. That's proof that you're functioning properly. So there is no need to run away or panic. Pregnant women go through the pain of having a watermelon pulled out of their nostrils before giving birth to a child, and artists go through the pain of squeezing the universe out of their anus before they create their works. Everyone will have a time when they hit a wall and give up on themselves and want to escape. The so-called painful time is when the machinery in your body creates something to break through the barrier. This must never be forgotten, there is something important in this suffering. Never forget. Everyone is burdened with this kind of pain and stumbles all the way. Sometimes the engine oil will flow out, just let it flow freely. If you still can't stop it, I'll wipe it off for you. (This sentence is very impressive!!)
47. No one knows what to do after going up the mountain. But...if you don't go down the mountain, you won't know your next mountain. If you want to sit back and wait for death, it doesn't matter if you wait until then. 48. As the saying goes, birds of a feather flock together, so your previous life seemed pretty shabby. Well, I’m pretty much the same. People can't live upright all the time. I want to move forward with my head held high, but I don't know when I will be covered in mud. However, if you keep walking even then, one day the mud will dry and fall away.
49. Hey, can you hear me? You become a coward and push your troubles to others, bastard, are you someone who has no need to entrust others to you? Are you someone who is exhausted by entrusting the Shinsengumi to others? You have to protect me even if you die. Next to the most important thing, fighting to the death with a sword is your style, isn't it! 50. Humph, who wants to save those guys! I can't stop, my body doesn't obey orders, and I feel like I'm running forward without permission. There are strings in front and behind that are wrapping around me and pulling around me. It’s so annoying! Hands and feet, it doesn't matter if I give you one or two. Even if the body is cut to pieces, if you can cut off those damn evil ties, just give it to me!
51. I have never fought to protect this cheap country. It doesn’t matter if the country perishes or the warriors perish. None of it has anything to do with me.
From the past, no matter now or before, I have only protected one thing...it has never changed!
52. As a man, it doesn’t matter how many people you kill, but, Only the innocence of a girl can never be betrayed.
53. The suction power is really amazing. I really want to have one at home.
54. If I can’t protect you, then who will.
55. Compared with being young and beautiful, it is more difficult to live a straight life even if your waist is bent. This kind of thing is really difficult to keep your soul beautiful. Things.
56. Why did that man keep you waiting for hundreds and thousands of years? Why can’t you forget only the words of that man out of thousands of words? It’s because it’s not only about your appearance, but also about your heart. Isn't it because you deeply admire that man's soul that you send out your heartfelt praise? Even if it's full of wrinkles, even if it's hunched over, isn't it still good? No matter if your mouth is full of dentures or your body is covered with brown spots, even if you have Alzheimer's disease, you can still live well and face it with a smile on your wrinkled face, you damn old woman. (This sentence is so touching~T-T!)
57. Just go and get the sun back. The sun that has been forgotten by everyone who has been locked in this cage. No matter where you are, no matter what the environment is, the sun will exist. Not Nichiwa, nor the boss here. Although your sun is sometimes obscured by clouds, if you look up at the sky, one day the clouds and fog will dissipate and the sun's rays will appear again. So, in order not to miss that moment, we must never give up looking up at the sky. You must stand tall, look at the sun, and live strong. Go tell those sad guys and tell them to take a good look at the sky. That rotten sky. We will let it rise again as a dazzling red sun.
58. I won’t let you burn out. No matter who it is, even the smallest candlelight can illuminate the darkness when gathered together. Even if it is extinguished, as long as one fire is left burning, other fires will be ignited again. My flame will never go out, no matter how many times you try to blow it out, it will be useless. I have a specially preserved fire that will never go out, the fire of the sun.
59. Yes, the same as our streets. Vulgar and violent, gentle and cold, with smiles and tears. And the sun is just an ordinary street.
60. Xiaoyu, maybe household appliances must show their functions, but sometimes it is enough to just be there and smile.
61. No one can be a substitute for others. There is no substitute for you in this world. What does it matter if you were born by me and look like me? The one who has been thinking about Xiaoyu here and protecting Xiaoyu is not me but you. To Xiaoyu, you are neither a copy nor a substitute. You are an irreplaceable and important companion who has always supported me. If Xiaoyu is really important to you, don't talk about seeking death. Stop saying you are a replacement. I have no interest in fighting with you for the time being. Let’s have a drink after we survive, brother.
62. Stop talking about running away. Stop shouldering everything on your own, it's too far-fetched. Begging for help with tears, leaning on me with tears. Just cry when you want to. Just laugh when you want to. When you cry until everyone becomes ugly, I will cry even uglier than you. When you laugh, I laugh louder than you. That's all. Rather than abandoning yourself and dying a noble death, it is better to live according to your own ideas, even if it is a little dirty, it doesn't matter.
63. Don’t you understand, the things you throw away also contain important things. Abandoned your companions? You are wrong. In fact, you are afraid of losing your companions. Fighting alone until now? You are wrong. If you were alone at first, there would be no pain of loneliness. Abandoned yourself? You are wrong. You run away from the pain of carrying and the pain of being carried.
You are nothing but a coward. This guy is much better than you already. It would be better if cowards were the opponents of cowards. Just let me be your opponent.
64. It won’t change. That's your choice, it just suits your lifestyle. There's no need to feel regretful, and there's no need to feel shy. Not others, but the path you choose. Just hold your chest high and walk on. Your face is not ugly at all. It is a beautiful face that hides a flawless soul.
65. It doesn’t matter, it’s this kind of weather anyway. It doesn't matter if it's wet with blood or wet with rain. Whether it is spring rain, autumn rain, or blood rain, I will move forward even if I get wet. But...I don't want to get wet with a woman's tears.
66. If you like someone, you should also like the dirty parts of that person.
67. Even if you die, you will abandon the thing you want to protect and run away.
68. It doesn’t matter if you can’t see anything. Just don’t look. The next time you wake up, the cracks in your vision will disappear.
Kagura:
1. But I like such an idiot, even though I hate you. (The third lesson, when faced with Shinpachi’s frank remarks, I even forgot to say the particle [Aru~]!!)
2. I don’t want to be lectured by you! The bereaved dog group! (Lesson 11, one of the famous sayings uttered by Hasegawa, Kagura is very harsh on unemployment)
3. What are you talking about [clumsy], this is not trying to be cool, you are an unemployed vagrant! (Lesson 16, Part 2 of Hasegawa’s rants. I really don’t want to be lectured like this by someone whose monthly income is only jealous kombu)
Hijikata Jushiro:
0. Go ahead and commit seppuku!
1. Today’s shogunate is not doing anything for us humans at all. Didn’t you already know this? What are your swords for? To protect the shogunate? Or is it to protect the general? I'm different from you, remember? At that time, there were no schools or places to live. Who brought us, who only knew how to use swords, to that shabby dojo? After the Sword Abolition Order was promulgated, who were the people who did not abandon us even though we lost our swords and even our dojo? Who is it that takes back our lost sword? Not the shogunate, not the shogun. From then on our eldest was just Kondo.
2.. (handsome smoking) Kondo, there is no need to worry. I'm just here to follow my path. I borrowed a favor from Yagyu and I'm here to repay it today. By the way, I have a day off today, so don’t worry
3. Hijikata? Who is that? I am MAYORA13, the Warrior of Love! !
4. Kondo: Fourteen... was in a terrible mess again!
Hijikata: Huh? It wasn't that guy's doing. It was caught by the automatic door of the Mamanui Shopping Mall.
5. Hijikata: Hello! Not enough mayonnaise! ! !
xxx: Oh no, the director was frightened by the mayonnaise and fainted! That's really bad.
6. I'm not that great! I just want the woman I like to be happy... It's impossible for me to wield a sword, so I want her to marry an ordinary guy and have children... That's all...
7. It’s so spicy... so spicy... beast, it’s so spicy that tears come out... It’s so spicy...
8. Fourteen: What are you talking about, Mr. Sakata.
Ah Yin: Mr. Sakata? !
9. Really, I came here to smoke my last cigarette, but it was you guys in front of me. I actually had such a day. Forget it, it’s the last one anyway, you can laugh as much as you want. Listen carefully, this is my first and last request to you...please protect the Shinsengumi, my...our Shinsengumi...(First and last の頼みがある.
頼む……俺の、俺たちの真sengumi をprotect ってくれ! ! )
10. Mr. Kondo, I also entrust my life to you. In contrast, you also have an obligation, that is, you are not allowed to die. You must live no matter what happens. Even if you are entangled in shame, you are facing No matter how many teammates fall one by one, you must survive. Because as long as you are here, the Shinsengumi will not end. We only joined the Shinsengumi because of our admiration for you. Don’t think about these troublesome things even though you are a fool. You just need to live as yourself. We don’t care. I will protect you wherever I go, Boss Kondo, you are the soul of the Shinsengumi, and we are the swords that protect you. (Kondo さん、あんたは真选组の心だ. 俺达はそれをprotect る剣なんだよ)
11. I am the last barrier to protect Kondo Isao, the last one to protect the true selection team A sword.
12. Although you care a lot about your sister, I don’t think it is necessary. I have neither sympathy nor words of encouragement for your sister, nothing at all, because, friend If there is, then I will... let me be your sister's friend. If I can't break my own shell, then I will break the shell from the outside. Please let us meet, and your sister . Ah, I'm sorry, I wrote these all of a sudden. I just said some beautiful words. In fact, I am not a great person because... In fact, I just... just... want to meet you (actually, the most classic thing here is not the words) , but Hijikata-sama’s big strokes of the pen... and... Hijikata’s... tricking skills...)
13. I just want my beloved It’s just that a woman can be happy (wuwuwuwu, Hijikata-sama, you are so innocent...)
14. I am looking for the entrance to the mayonnaise kingdom (by the way, Hijikata-sama, you are afraid of ghosts) Too...)
15. No matter what my business is, I am too lazy to mind your business (although we are not the Ku Klux Party, and although this sentence seems very indifferent, in fact it is the expression The saddest and helpless side of a man, Jushiro Ryo)
16. I am the deputy chief of the Shinsengumi, Hijikata Jūshirō!
---------------------Summary Enlightenment----------------
0. (Episode 8, 24 Pay close attention to the Shinsengumi during the hour)
Fourteen: (Caught someone who seemed to be overtaking, drew his sword) Hey! Bastard who allowed overtaking. Hey, don't run away——
Mr. Hijikata: (stopping) Mr. Hijikata, you always get angry, this won't work. Leave the little things to me... (The cannon fires. A large piece of land is gone)... Mr. Hijikata must have gone too far.
Fourteen: (raises knife) Don’t shirk responsibility!
1. (Part 27 of the Jigoku Dojo)
After eating a bowl full of Hijikata’s special upgraded pork chop rice without changing his expression, he said with a smile, “Hijikata, you are so awesome~ You can actually sublimate pork cutlet rice into dog food^^”
2. (The beginning of the Yagyu chapter in episode 77)
Fourteen: Boss Kondo, don’t worry, I’m just facing myself, The Yagyu family owes me a debt, and I’m here to pay it back. By the way, today is a day off, so you don’t have to worry about it.
Mr. Kondo: Boss Kondo, I’m just facing myself. If this continues, it’s really I want to call the orangutan my eldest sister. By the way, although I am very busy at work today, I am off work
3. (Episode 20 is about 3 and a half minutes long)
Mr. Xiao (Outside the house): Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell, Hijikata, please die quickly, Hijikata
Fourteen (horrified): Could it be that it is really...
(Opening the door, seeing Mr. Xiao’s cursed outfit, he looked around as if nothing had happened)
Fourteen: Boy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night
Mr. Xiao: jogging... p>
4. "Drink a full liter of soy sauce and go and die for me ~ Hijikata^^"
5. Hijikata (shouting): Boy, are you lazy here?! Give it to me Get up!!
Okita: What are you doing? Mother. Today is Sunday!
Hijikata: I am not your mother!! Today is not Sunday, it is Tuesday!! Don’t underestimate work!!
Okita (serious): When have I ever underestimated myself? Got a job? The only one I look down upon is you, Hijikata!
6. (The Shinsengumi was forced to protect the Celestial Frog leader. At night, Hijikata walked out of the room and found Okita setting up a cross to grill frogs.)
Hijikata: What are you doing? Ahhhhh! ! !
Okita: This can draw out the enemies attacking him and kill them all. This is the so-called offensive defense.
...After a conversation...
Hijikata: Ah... I feel like it's very cold tonight... Sougo, burn more firewood.
Okita: Got it!
Frog leader: Ooooooooh! ! ! ! ! ! !
7. (Uncle Hasegawa’s taxi)
Hasegawa: Where are the guests going?
...
Okita: Isn’t there an arrogant guy smoking over there (Hijikata)? Step on the accelerator, hit him, don’t kill him. Yamazaki: .....If it’s not this kind of alien, what kind of alien is it?
Okita: Whether it’s an alien or a human, it’s not a good boy to make your mother cry, right, Auntie, please say something. ( Put down the loudspeaker and look at the car)
Yamazaki: Hey?! Is it coming? Is its mother coming (looking back)
(Coming out of the car wearing a special-shaped suit, crying ) Kondo: Mom doesn’t care anymore. Mom has been treating you as a son since 3 years ago.
19. (During the 103 training, the boss fought alone to protect Kondo. He was so cool. ! )
(Facing the enemy, be serious...) As the captain of the Shinsengumi 1st Team, I will teach you the last lesson.
When charging towards an enemy with overwhelming power, it is most important to overwhelm with numbers in order to fill the gap in strength.
Coordinate your breathing, unite your mind and body, and at the most concentrated moment, attack with all your strength, (all enemies pounce on you) and then... (two swords pass through, all enemies are destroyed... evil Laugh...) They all died (in the end, they did not forget to lick the blood splashed on their faces with the tip of their tongue)
20. (Episode 104, Mr. Xiao said so coolly)
Xiao Boss: Boss Kondo, come here quickly. I'm a little overworked, but I have to pay overtime this time
Kondo: Sougo!
Hijikata: My share must also be settled with those who pay wages
Mr. Xiao: Forget your share, just say it, and leave the work of those people to You, I'm a little tired. Deputy Chief Hijikata, I will let you go for now, but I will definitely kill you before long. Next time you let me see your weakness, I will not be polite to your position as Vice Chief
21 Bang( Mr. Xiao shot)....
Fourteen; How could ordinary people shoot at this time...
Mr. Xiao: Such an uncle , I really can't stand it anymore... (Puts his hand on 14's shoulder) Mr. Hijikata... Why are humans always like this... (Puts the gun on 14's hand)
22. (Episode 28) After Okita led the Shinseng team to sweep the shogunate’s underground fighting arena, he hosted: Today is the most unlucky day for Virgo friends, especially TV
Okita in the morning , Kondo is watching a divination program
There is a man with a beard on his chin in front of the camera who is brushing his teeth
Kondo: Who believes that kind of thing
Host: The whole body is wrapped in red Things can be alleviated
Kondo:. . . .
Okita (holding a certain red cloth) Boss Kondo, this is the red crotch cloth I used when I was a child. Don’t worry, I have washed it.
24. Mr. Kondo, so, I have said it many times. The worst thing about you is that you are too nice. I trusted everyone, and in the end even Ito protected me. I knew it would change like this one day. But it’s because of you that we gathered together. It's because of you that we fight together. It is because of you that you are worthy of our desperate efforts to protect you.