1. When children were young, thieves scoured for the sun and returned to their small homes every night, with ghosts painted on their faces. Parents always say, "Where have you been all day? Look at your face buried! "

2, do more housework at home, don't always skin the house, and the walls are painted. After a day's work, watch and listen!

3. There were countless friends in the past, but you were in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly looked back-you were in the depths of the donkey shed! Eating grass and leaning against a tree with a mop on his head. Wow! Whose donkey is so cool!

4. As far as your honor is concerned, people are disgusted and ghosts are screaming; It's rare to scare a couple, but it's good to scare a car; Be sure to resist the pressure when talking to you! All are just! So as not to be intimidated by your stink! I have seen lazy people, stupid people, poor people who don't eat or drink; Only you-ugly as never before!

5. In the northeast:

There is a beauty called vitality;

There is an itch called tickling;

There is an ugliness called kowtow;

There is a kind of dirty, called burying;

There is a kind of stupidity, calling a tiger Yum!

There is a kind of chaos, called skin film;

There is an answer, called "hmm";

There is a kind of gossip called pulling the calf;

There is a kind of justifying a fault, called protecting calves;

There is a kind of no, called calf;

There is a kind of impatience, called rolling the calf;

There is a kind of chat, called chat;

There is a beginning, called the beginning;

There is a kind of anger called impatience;

There is an alternative, called road;

There is a kind of like, called rare;

There is a kind of hate, called each should;

There is a kind of brain damage called mountain cannon;

There is an idiot named Yang Erzheng;

There is a repetition, called spitting war!