Classic article
1. Being fat is not your fault! It's all your fault that you came out to check illegal appliances!
2. I want to lose weight, brave rose. I don't eat or drink. There is no way out.
3. Losing weight is like playing pipa, so pay attention to rebound!
4. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't eaten Gaga for a long time!
Fat people lose weight. God laughs!
6. I am fat, so I am here!
7. Be thin when you die, and don't be so thin that you are unhappy. When the fat is eliminated, you will come back.
8. What is love in the world? The fat man replied, "Food!
9. I used to be very thin, so it makes me sad to think about it.
10. The key is hunger. Exercise is the most useless, and at most it is an aid, but you can't lose weight by exercise.
Selected articles
1. Do you often beat yourself to make yourself fat? Do you need to do it next time?
2. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?
3. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.
The three most beautiful words in this world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
Be thin when you die, and swear not to stop until you reach your goal. Only in this way can we lose weight.
6. Just walk more. Go shopping when you have time! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man!
7. Sisterhood, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak!
8. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!
9. Fatty, stop eating! Thin people are laughing at you!
10. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life?
1 1. Your boyfriend will be like fire only if he is as thin as a stick!
12. The heart is there, the meat is there, and there is true love in the world. If you lose weight, you will definitely fail. Just come back after losing weight!
13. People who love you are afraid that you are too thin, and people who know you are afraid that you are too fat.
14. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Must lose weight!
15. Really fat, dare to face up to the upturned pole and increase the burden on my sister!
16. The key is to persist and have confidence that others can do it, and you will do better! Have your own wisdom.
17. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
18. In fact, I have always regarded you as my textbook and always told myself that I must not be so fat!
19. 160 is coming, can 180 be far behind?
20. My dream at the moment is to slim down into a popsicle and kill those worried fat people.
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10. If one day I am killed by you, I won't let you be a ghost.
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12. The world is too dark, people are too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.
13. I want to thin into a lightning bolt and illuminate all the wretched fat people.
14. The biggest drawback is: lack of money.
15. The highest level of fat people is to wear school pants as jeans.
16. I don't like to do homework during the holidays, but I found so much homework when I started school.
17. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and you! It is made of cement.
18. If you smile weakly, pigs and dogs might as well hang themselves. You said you were great. .........................
19. Girl, are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
20. there is a kind of helplessness, but when the strength arrives, it can't get out of the pit.
2 1. Bajie, don't think that standing under the road is a night pig.
22. Life is like * * *, it is better to enjoy it than to entangle it.
23. You said you were dressed cool and looked terrible.
24. Since I blacklisted you, my waist and legs have stopped hurting.
25. The large-scale disaster film "Opening Ceremony" will be broadcast nationwide soon, which has pushed the children into a deep sea of suffering.
26. I hate middle school life, envy primary school life and envy kindergarten life.
27. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is busy.
Everything has gone up in price except the money in my wallet.
29. Now that there are more and more billionaires, I only have one hundred million, which is still a memory.
30. I want to base my happiness on the suffering of others.
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