It is at our mother's knee that we get our noblest, most sincere and highest ideals, but there is seldom any money in them. ? -Mark Twain
I caused my mother a lot of trouble, but I think she enjoys it. ? -Mark Twain
We should thank our benefactor Adam. He liberated us from the "happiness" of leisure, and many children gained the "sin" of labor. ? -Mark Twain
People who have the ability to read and are unwilling to read good books are no different from illiterate people. ? -Mark Twain
The so-called classic works are those that everyone wants to read, but no one wants to read. ? -Mark Twain
I have been sleeping and getting up regularly since I was forty-this is a very important thing. I also made a rule: sleep when no one is with me. I also made a rule: get up when it is time to get up. In this way, an unshakable and irregular law is formed. This rule makes me live longer, but it hurts others. ? -Mark Twain
If a married person is safe all his life and we are equally happy, then I have wasted thirty years. If everything can start from scratch, then I will get married while learning English, instead of wasting my time grinding my teeth and throwing bottles and cans. ? -Mark Twain
The scheduled time is up. The funeral has started, forty miles away, but I can see it clearly, as if I were there. It's next to the library at Langdon House. Jayne's coffin was parked where her mother and I stood forty years ago, and where we got married. Thirteen years ago, Susie's coffin was put there, and soon, my coffin will be put there. ? -Mark Twain
The golden age is ahead of us, not behind us. ? -Mark Twain
The golden age is gone forever. ? -Mark Twain
Rats dig holes in the house, but they don't check cats' teeth and claws. What they want to study is whether it is a holy cat. If it exists objectively as a pious and moral cat, that's fine, and it doesn't matter whether it has other talents or not. ? -Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let's economize. ? -Mark Twain
Once false humility appears, real humility will die out in time. ? -Mark Twain
Where there are wrinkles, it just means that the smile is always there. ? -Mark Twain
We should try our best to live a good life. When we die, even the owner of the funeral home will feel sorry. ? -Mark Twain
Happiness is not a thing of self-existence, it is only a comparison with other unhappy things, and this is the whole situation of happiness. ? -Mark Twain
Once upon a time, there was a congratulatory message, which was wonderful and precious as gold. "I hope you can meet a friend when you climb Toyama." . -Mark Twain
The pain and misfortune of fame: when it is prosperous, it is the object of slander and attack, and when it is declining, it becomes the object of contempt and pity. ? -Mark Twain
A man's most dangerous enemy is his own tongue. ? -Mark Twain