1. Marriage is a besieged city. People outside the city want to go in and people in the city want to come out.

2. People around the city want to escape, while people standing outside the city want to rush in, whether it's marriage or career, most of the desires in life are like this.

3. Travel is the best experiment to get a person's character. Traveling is the most tiring and troublesome, which makes people's nature appear. Only those who don't hate each other after a long and hard journey can make friends. The honeymoon trip after marriage is in reverse order. You should travel for a month first. After a month of traveling, the two sides have not seen through each other and hate each other. They still have to maintain their original engagement. This kind of couple promises not to divorce.

4. Marriage is like a golden painted birdcage. The birds outside the cage want to live in it, and the birds inside the cage want to fly out, so they leave each other, and there is no game.

5. how can there be love in the world? It's a reproductive impulse at all

6. Those who study with a husband are called "classmates", those who study in the same school are called "classmates", and those who have a lover should be called "sympathy".

7. once borrowed and returned, a book can be used as an excuse for two contacts, and there is no trace. This is the inevitable preliminary of love between men and women. As soon as books are borrowed, the problem will be big.

8. We often mistake our writing impulse for our writing ability, and think that writing means writing.

9. In universities, science students look down on liberal arts students, foreign language students look down on China literature students, China literature students look down on philosophy students, philosophy students look down on sociology students, sociology students look down on education students, and education students can only look down on their husbands.

1. This diploma seems to have the function of the leaf in Adam and Eve's lower body, which can cover up the shame and cover up the ugliness; A small piece of square paper can cover up a person's emptiness and stupidity.

11. A house is more difficult to find than a job. There are houses all over the street, but it's not their turn to live. Shanghai seems to hope that every newcomer will be like a snail with a shell and take a dormitory with him.

12. There are only two kinds of people in the world. For example, when you get a bunch of grapes, one person chooses the best to eat first, and the other person saves the best for last. As usual, the first person should be optimistic, because every grape he eats is the best among the leftover grapes; The second person should be pessimistic, because every one he eats is the worst grape left over. But the fact is just the opposite, because the second kind of people still have hope, and the first kind of people only have memories.

13. Gossip spreads faster than flu, has more energy than meteors, is more malicious than hooligans, and can make people exhausted than abortion.

14. The malice of honest people, like sand in rice or unclean thorns in boneless fish fillets, will give people an unexpected pain.

15. For ugly people, it is cruel to look closely.