Once upon a time there was a rich young man, known as Zhao Tiansheng. He stretches out his hands from the clothes and opens his mouth from the food, which makes him develop the bad nature of being indolent and indolent. He also made up a famous saying when he was reading: Spring is not a day for reading, summer is hot and it is a good time to sleep, autumn has mosquitoes biting the foot poles, and winter is afraid of snow-capped mountains. The four seasons are not a day for reading, going home to celebrate the New Year and waiting for the coming year. Soon, when it came to the county and provincial level examinations, he knew that he was not the material, so he took out his house and land to honor the county and state level adults, and bought both the "Scholar" and "Ji Ren" titles.

Zhao Tiansheng wore the hat of "Ji Ren" and began to prepare to go to Beijing to take the national examination. As long as he passed the "Gongshi" exam, he was only one step away from "the top scholar", and he felt happy.

Zhao Tiansheng lived in Beijing with his bookboy and nanny to take the imperial examination. He waited for several months. Soon the rainy season arrived. All the money he brought was spent. He immediately had to hang up the pot and ring the bell. He quickly wrote home asking for help.

"A rainy day is a fatal day. If you have life at home, you should die as soon as possible. If you have no life at home, go to the streets to buy life. Mother's old life is not good, but father's oil life is also good. In addition, shit is also Send it as soon as possible."

When the family saw this letter, they were so frightened that they cried and howled. Lu Xiucai, who lived next door, saw him and asked, "Why are you doing this?" The family members were not comfortable telling him, so they casually gave the letter to Lu Xiucai. The scholar looked at it, understood, and said: "This son of yours is really mediocre. He obviously wanted to ask you to send umbrellas when the rainy season is coming, but he wrote umbrella as his destiny.

Also, he’s not asking you to send shit, he’s asking you to send rice! ”