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the most practical lunar calendar

is another year in double 11.

place an order with a smile, return the card with a cry, and swear that you must restrain your desire to turn over a new leaf and live every day seriously in the coming year ...

Last year, you made the same flag:)

Being slapped by reality and turning over the calendar can help you rebuild your mind quickly.

a simple operation can make you turn over the page yesterday, giving you the illusion that you can start over today.

how to translate 222?

We have 8 calendars, which have been measured out of the box:

△ Deliberately excluded the watercress and fruit-shell calendars that your colleagues will definitely buy.

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Today is also a day to explode rumors about keeping fit

Doctor's Health Calendar

The Health Calendar produced by doctors is a necessary rumor shredder for home travel.

"Cold hands and feet are not a disease", "WiFi radiation is harmless to the human body" and "there is no acid-base constitution" ... a rumor that health is a hit every day.

send parents, give grandpa milk, and protect IQ tax! ! ! Forward it now! ! !

Besides being good at telling the truth, health calendars cover a wide range of topics.

There are not only popular food science that crawfish can't kill people, but also skin care tips that don't air-dry after washing your face.

There is a magnet on the backboard of Health Calendar 222. You can hold it firmly if you dish it at will.

animation: the price of the health calendar designed by the doctor

is very conscience among the red calendars.

No matter which e-commerce company, basically 5 yuan can take home the latest rumor shredder of 222, and double 11 still has a discount. If you buy it, you will earn it, and if you miss it, you will wait for another year.

Suitable crowd: perfectly overlapping with the consumer group of melatonin

Price: original price 98, actual hand price 49

Purchase: Dangdang/JD.COM

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Today is also a day full of frustration

Tang calendar

366 days, 366 kinds of negative energy.

every day is a day full of frustration.

24 solar terms, 24 crits.

drink soup on holidays, take it while it is hot, and cure it.

The soup calendar feels like a design made of word. The binding is a little rough, and it's nothing to hand-draw.

the victory lies in that every sentence speaks directly to the hearts of social animals.

One step to bid farewell to discouragement is to learn to laugh at yourself.

if you live, go back.

Suitable crowd: social animals that need to improve their psychological stress resistance

Price: double 11, 69 yuan, 56 yuan

Purchase:

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Today is also a day with insufficient days

One-way Calendar Countdown Edition

As the originator of the red calendar, One-way Calendar has launched an inhuman Countdown Edition since last year.

increase the numbers in bold and black, and the alarm will ring from the first day of the new year to remind you that the balance is insufficient.

Once, the one-way calendar was just a close friend circle copy bot. Now it is like a fuse burning for 366 days, always emitting anxiety and urging young artists to work hard.

As a young man's old yellow calendar, the "daily necessities and taboos" of one-way calendar are very interesting. Although sometimes, inconsistent, people.

One day I encourage you to compete

The next day I advise you not to be brave

to Buy or not to Buy

that? S a Question

Is it live high?

or blend in with the mob?

Are you looking for mom or not?

the countdown one-way calendar is only available in white. The "Standard Edition" has three color schemes: cast black, eosin and black gold.

this year, the one-way calendar also launched a customized version for the first time. It's up to you to decide what copy to match, what's appropriate and what's taboo.

△ "Standard Edition" has three colors

However, you can only be the master for one day.

366 days, only one page can be customized, which costs 6 yuan, and it will be delivered in 4 days.

Suitable crowd: households with difficulties in delaying copywriting in friends' circle in the late stage of cancer

Price: Countdown Edition 118 Yuan Standard Edition Cast Black 98 yuan Eosin 18 Yuan Black Gold 188 Yuan Custom Edition Cast Black 157 Yuan Eosin 167 Yuan Black Gold 277 Yuan Countdown 177 Yuan

Purchase: JD.COM/ Tmall's one-way space flagship store has a promotion in double 11

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Today is also a learned day

Zhanlu Zhenli

222 Zhanlu Zhenli is a joint name of Zhanlu Culture and British Library.

' s precious manuscripts, one of the world's photo albums, a beautiful and practical doctor's yearbook ... a calendar, and moved the British Library home.

△ The British Library has more than 15 million items, besides books, newspapers and manuscripts, there are many famous manuscripts. Even took Shelley and Bronte's hair!

△ The leather cover and spine are heavy and solemn

At first glance, they look like the Oxford English-Chinese Dictionary, and they are heavy in your hand.

Open it solemnly, and the treasure of the British Library is slowly unfolding before our eyes.

△ All-encompassing Notes on January 1st

Notes, written in Italian in the 15th century. The manuscript looks a little strange because of mirror writing. If you look at it in the mirror the other way around, it will be much more pleasing to the eye. For left-handers, mirror writing will not get dirty on the paper, and it can also be kept secret.

△ February 14th The earliest Valentine's Day card and poem in the world

In the 16th century, Charles, Duke of Orleans, France, was imprisoned as a prisoner of war in the Tower of London for 25 years. During his long prison life, he missed his wife in France very much. So he wrote a love poem to express his love. This poem is also often called "a Valentine's Day poem".

It looks like an English dictionary. When you open it, it is really an English dictionary. One of the few Chinese characters with no dyslexia is the day of the week and the festival on the bottom line.

The more you turn back, the less you feel that you have read. You have to turn over more than ten pages before you can meet an acquaintance.

△, I finally have an understanding

It is more like a book than a calendar.

Even the binding is so advanced that people can't bear to tear it at all. If you accidentally fold the page, you feel that it has defiled the hall of human wisdom.

△ Calendars have long expected that you don't read much, so you can listen to the daily rising posture in a small program by scanning the code on WeChat.

I haven't figured out how to stand it beautifully on the table for a long time.

maybe, it just doesn't want to, just wants to lie quietly and make a new book.

Suitable crowd: those who want to learn English

Price: 129.9 yuan with a 5% discount in double 11

Purchase: JD.COM

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Today is also a day to study hard

Penguin Calendar

In 1935, when Allen Lane, an Englishman, bought a cigarette, he had a whim: Why didn't books be made as light and easy as cigarettes?

So he founded Penguin Publishing House, which used small paperbacks to put elite books in his pocket. Today Penguin is one of the largest publishing groups in the world, selling 7 million copies a year.

Penguin Calendar 222 contains more than 3 literatures and their classic masterpieces.

12 months corresponds to 12 kinds of illustration styles, and the protagonist has clever arrangements every day. For example, January 8 is the birthday of, so the bibliography introduced that day is A Brief History of Time.

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On holidays or in 24 solar terms, the IP Penguin, the publisher, will come out to sell it. For example, a Haloxylon ammodendron tree was planted on Arbor Day, and long summer put up an umbrella that day.

It's worth mentioning that the Penguin Calendar is great to tear up!

The one-way calendar and health calendar in front are all bound, so be careful along the cutting line, or you will tear them into dogs.

Penguin calendar is simply sealed with glue, and it is smooth and neat when torn at will, which is very suitable for hand-disabled party+disease.

The supporting method is also different from the previous one.

△ The goose flies steadily.

Suitable for people: true/false literature lovers

Price: 128 yuan

Purchase: JD.COM

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Today is also a day to read comic books

The calendar of thousands of people

Time goes back to 6 years.

At that time, the people's cultural and entertainment life did not pursue dramas or melons, but pursued comic books.

Photo: Jiukoushan, the design team of WeChat, and the Calendar of Thousand Talents jointly launched by Shanghai Fine Arts Publishing House.

Xiu Xiang, a character, is extracted from classic comic books every day and assembled into a book.

Trust me, if you give this to your parents for milk, they will be as excited as a girl in a rice circle seeing an idol with her own eyes.

The binding of Calendar of Thousand Talents is beautiful, with a sense of advanced simplicity. It is divided into two versions: the basic version and the closed version.

the content is the same, except that there is a small metal handle for closing the edition.

it can be erected and hung.

Suitable crowd: the elders and friends who came forward after 8s

Price: 18 yuan for the standard version of 98 yuan

Purchase:

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Today is also a rare and beautiful day

Good day calendar

I am tired because I have too much desire to stop.

A "Good Day Calendar" is for friends who are eager to leave.

The small print on the lower right is dated and accompanied by the short text of cheering up.

I don't want to bombard your brain with scientific and humanistic knowledge, but I just want to say hi to you every day.

Less is more, like a spring breeze.

Picture: "Mode Store"

The calendar comes with a roll of adhesive tape, which can be pasted at will. (The back of the paper is used to write letters, which is quite romantic.)

There are two ways to open it: hanging, standing.

Suitable crowd: Japanese small fresh

Price: 18 yuan double 11 price 88 yuan

Purchase: "Mode Store"

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Today is also a day when the amount of information explodes

Old yellow calendars

Red calendars cost hundreds of yuan at every turn, and 6 pieces of retro old yellow calendars with 8 packages.

The lively and festive cover design, dense copywriting and typesetting, and the previous Good Day Word Calendar go to the extremes of minimalism VS complexity.

In addition to the inappropriate reminders, there are also Feng Shui guides, horoscopes, aphorisms and golden sentences ...

I changed to an old almanac with simple design and fewer words, focusing on practical life tips. The content is all-encompassing, one every day.

The content is grounded and irrefutable.

make the health calendar next door sit up.

Is the old almanac made up?

out of curiosity, we randomly opened two old calendars and made an experiment: to compare whether their contents of "appropriateness" and "taboo" conflict on the same day.

To sum up, the old almanac is not a fabrication! But there is evidence to follow! As for what kind of mysterious law it is, we laymen can't understand

Suitable crowd: men, women and children, Xian Yi

Price: 6.8 postage

Purchase:

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No matter what calendar we buy, we often forget to turn it over.

I suddenly remembered one day, only to find that the calendar was covered with dust, and the time stopped last week.

△ Our photographer is better, and his calendar for 222 is still in a mess on July 4th.

it seems that choosing a calendar and setting up a flag are really similar.

you think that choosing a calendar means choosing what attitude to spend the new year in. Actually, it's all an illusion.

So, in 222, how do you want to translate it?

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Copywriting = Zhou Gu Yue

Photography = Huang Datou

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