As soon as the sketch actor Zhao Benshan appeared, the stage and the audience immediately became lively. The following are the classic quotations of Zhao Benshan that I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like them. Zhao Benshan's classic quotations

1) China football is a good dish, but the chopsticks with the dishes are poisonous, so we have to stop eating it.

2) The pig hit the tree. You hit the pig, didn't you? Did you rear-end it?

3) if I win 1 million yuan, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full!

4) eyes are spinach in autumn!

5) cherish life? If God keeps you alive, he must have plans.

6) Fear is love, and love is fear; Tell your wife everything, it's still called gentlemen!

7) people are not smart, and they are bald like others.

8) Life can be counted as one finger in the world, one * * * 36, days, ten million houses at home, and it takes three feet to sleep.

9) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually ran naked in too many cooks for more than 2 years!

1) If you can't tie my heart, don't call me a playboy! Zhao Benshan's classic sketch quotes

1) Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

2) The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place for a lifetime, but to eat everywhere for a lifetime.

3) Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

4) If you fall, get up and cry.

5) q: what do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

6) I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I'm done!

7) live well and don't have any accidents.

8) so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, glass falls in love with frost. If you don't wipe it frequently, you have to get dirty yourself.

9) Men's words are like old ladies' teeth. How much is true?

1) Look at your rotten belly, who will believe it if you don't eat it!

11) Don't worry about that, just dig out our IQ and weigh it, which is two kilos more than you.

12) The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, but sometimes birds.

13) How can you lose weight if you are not full?

14) Walking across the south and crossing the north, I ran over my leg on the train track. The Yangtze and Yellow Rivers have drunk water and kissed fools.

15) The mood of waiting for aftershocks is like that of a first-love girl and other lovers, who are afraid that he won't come and that he will mess around.

16) You are so talented!

17) I'm sorry to make you laugh.

18) with a big head and a thick neck, you are either a boss or a cook!

19) ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born.

2) Whether a cat can walk in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. A collection of Zhao Benshan's classic quotations

1) Life is numbered, with a maximum of 36, days; There are thousands of houses at home, and it takes three feet to sleep; Say that people are like flowers in a pot; Life is a mess!

2) Who said that my face loOKs like a shoehorn? This is a typical pig's kidney face/leer, that is, the spinach/rice in autumn is ok, come down to Missy.

3) Comrades: Don't speculate in stocks. It's too risky. It's safest to make tofu! Dried tofu is hard, bean curd brain is thin, bean curd skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu is stinky! Make sure you don't lose!

　4) ? Love "is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from? Changed-state? Change ",the second half is taken from? Changed-state? State ".

5) It's so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

6) Who said my face loOKs like a shoehorn? It's a typical pig's waist face/leer, that is, the spinach in autumn is ok. Come down to Missy.

7) As soon as I opened the circle door this morning, the old sow ran wildly at the speed of 8 miles per second and crashed into the tree? Dead. Why?

8) Small kind, I still know you without my vest/I have been asking for happiness all my life. When I get old, I see, what is happiness? Answer: Happiness is suffering/leaving, which hurts self-esteem, too much.

9) You must be suffering from menopausal syndrome. Open your mouth and let me see the tires. I want to see the tongue coating!

1) What moved me most was what my father said: Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong with bricks, but now he plays mahjong with bricks for your study. "

11) The heartless disease is devouring the healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetable is about to be born./Don't do that, just dig out our IQ and weigh it, which is two kilos more than you.

12) if I win 1 million yuan, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and I will collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ full!

13) This style is quite unique. It's very six plus seven./Pig thinks so, too. I heard that he stopped being a chef and changed to a hotline to prevent fooling. How dare you threaten not to be cheated again? The cruel reality has pushed my psychological defense line. If I don't sell him something this year, I won't be able to honor the topic I promised for three years with the audience.

14) Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

15) I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

16) How can there be such a big gap between the two couples who live together?

17) I think you are much more pleasing to the eye, from head to toe, from pants to coat, from heart to appearance.

18) You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard!

19) A carpenter of Grade 6 is equivalent to an intermediate intellectual.

2) what is love? Is to torture people to death without paying for their lives

21) You can never see my loneliest time, because when I can't see you, it is my loneliest time!

22) If you underestimate yourself, you can make things bigger!

23) If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!

24) I'm not RMB, so how can everyone like me?

25) What is the most painful thing in a person's life, that is, the person is not dead and the money is gone!

26) Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

27) Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

28) Your aunt is no longer your aunt years ago, and your uncle will always be your uncle!

29) Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you look illegal.