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The spring affairs of the old donkey
My family has a donkey, which is about 16-2 years old. This age is close to menopause in donkey life. I don't know if it's a reward from God for its hard work before ploughing. Anyway, in the year before last, it was lucky to meet a donkey, Pan An. The old donkey didn't know what magic he had cast on the donkey Pan An, and attracted him. From the beginning of the year to the end of the year, the moon and moon trysts were sweet, lively and fragrant, and envied all the donkeys. Of course, it was also a highlight moment when my old donkey was approaching the end of his life. I guess she could also blow for a long time among the donkeys. I am especially happy for the happy life of my old donkey, so I write a short article to remember it.

The donkey, an animal, began to mature sexually at the age of three, and showed signs of estrus, such as hyperactivity, loss of appetite, frequent chirping, intermittent urination, and swelling of vulva. The most obvious manifestation is the snapping mouth. There is such a saying in rural areas to describe the estrus of female donkeys and sows. "The donkey snapped her mouth and the sow ran off her leg." If she snapped her mouth when she was in a strong mood, she would tell the male donkey blatantly.

The estrus cycle of donkeys is 19-21 days, and the duration of estrus varies from donkey to donkey. Some donkeys are in estrus for about 3 days, while others last for about 7 days, and the longer the estrus lasts with the increase of the age of donkeys, the more charming and charming they are. My old donkey is like this. The estrus lasts for 8 days. In the first 3 days, she is still depressed, and she is not very homesick. In 3-7 days, she is in a strong mood and thirsty. Do you think that when a donkey meets a male donkey, it will be tender and extremely gentle? Actually, it is not. This guy is both male and female. When she sees a male donkey, she will snap her mouth and "look forward to it". When she sees a female donkey, she will also open her mouth to signal and turn her ass around and "dally". It's really love and love. Both male and female are my dishes!

My old donkey is approaching menopause. According to its physiological age, it should be that she has begun to lose interest in the erotic things in the donkey world, but I didn't find it running its emotional life in a bleak way. It started estrus early in the spring of the year before last, which is totally out of line with its age. I was particularly surprised at that time. Was it that the old donkey was fed very well in winter to make it warm and lustful? Later, I thought about the old donkey's mind, what inspiration it might get, or what donkey ancestors gave it dreams, so that it could seize the last Pan An donkey and fierce donkey arranged by fate as soon as possible.

Donkeys are commonly known as stubborn donkeys and stubborn donkeys. Of course, this is a summary of farmers' experience in daily service. They are not very easy to use and flexible. You call them facing west, but they face east, so in the end, donkeys are called this title. In fact, farmers only know that donkeys are particularly stubborn in pulling carts to plow fields. They don't know that donkeys don't take the usual road and stubbornly take their own donkey road when it comes to pregnancy and childbirth. The female donkey is particularly strange. She can decide whether she is pregnant or not. If she wants to get pregnant, she can get pregnant with a high probability as long as she has sex on time. If she only wants to enjoy sex this year, she will be blind even if the male donkey is exhausted, but she will not get pregnant. She is so stubborn. My classmate is a master of veterinary obstetrics, and is a breeding expert in the donkey farm. They use B-ultrasound to monitor the follicles of donkeys and artificially inseminate them to manage the production and reproduction of donkeys. Under such a professional operation, some donkeys are not pregnant every year, and veterinarians and breeders can't find the reason. After a year of stocking, they are magically particularly prone to pregnancy. This discovery makes my classmates marvel at donkeys. He said that he will never call donkeys "stupid donkeys" again. The stupid thing turned out to be human beings, haha.

After seeing Pan An for the first time, my female donkey may decide to be a "stubborn donkey" in pregnancy. They met for the first time in the first month of the first month. From a distance, I saw a male donkey standing there with his head held high, and his satin-like black hair hung over his body, which made the donkey feel attracted by the dazzling black. When I walked in and looked at it carefully, my ears were big but flexible, and I flicked around to collect the sounds of donkeys from all directions, and my eyes were bright and deep, observing any donkey of the opposite sex who might come to date around me. The chest is wide and the hooves are like columns. The joints between bones and muscles outline its magnificent and sexy muscles, which are concave and convex and full of strength. After the chest, the eyes will naturally move with its back curve, and the waist with moderate thickness will make the donkey unable to move. The flat and tight belly is the best among the donkeys, and the eyes extend backwards to show its upturned and round hips, which are generous, tight and elastic, and every inch shows its exuberant androgen secretion. It's magnificent and not heavy, slender and capable, and Pan An among donkeys is it!

I'm sure the female donkey at home fell in love with Pan An at the first sight, just like Guo Xiang in The Condor Heroes: "When fenglingdu first met, she missed Yang Guo for life." Since the first sight in January, my old donkey has made up her mind not to get pregnant, and only to enjoy the physical pleasure. When she is in estrus for 7 days, she will be arranged for a date. In order to increase the pregnancy rate, she will have sex again in the morning of 8 days. If she is pregnant, she will enter the pregnancy stage. If she is not pregnant for 21 days, she will start estrus again, enter the bridal chamber again, and start estrus again ... twice a month, in a cycle, from the beginning of the year to the end of the year, all the way to the New Year, and enter the bridal chamber every month, which can be regarded as a new year in the donkey's life. To say that this old donkey is really smart, so when he meets such a small fresh meat, he decides not to get pregnant, and just wants to be with it tightly. It's just that Pan An, the young donkey, has been holding her left and right every day, and Yingying Yanyan finally died young!

Like the female donkey, the male donkey reached sexual maturity at the age of three, and began to rampage and lust for the opposite sex. However, some male donkeys may not have mature sperm, and some of them can't make the female donkey pregnant at the age of three, and they will be completely fine at the age of four. Of course, by "no problem" here, it means that its sperm maturity is fine, and it has other soft power in sexual intercourse. Otherwise, it will be blind when it meets the female donkey, and it will be useless.

Making love between donkeys is a technical activity, which requires the male donkey to consciously practice from the age of three, how to climb the back of the female donkey, how to find the right angle, how to enter, how to draw and deliver, how to adjust his posture with the twisting of the female donkey, and how to finish smoothly. Every step is a hurdle. Some donkeys can't climb over, jumping around is not even enough for the entry level, the lowest position, some donkeys can't find the angle, they try wildly, but they just don't get to the point. Finally, they use too much force and don't take the water and take the dry road. Some donkeys are too single to communicate more deeply, the pregnancy rate is too low, some donkeys don't master the balance well, and a poor ghost falls down halfway, and so on. Therefore, the three-year-old male donkey is its learning stage. Only by practicing more, summarizing more and improving more can it become a qualified breeding donkey. After more than a year of practice, the breeding male donkey can basically become adept and use it freely at the age of four. When my old donkey meets the donkey Pan An, it is four years old, the best age.

Donkey Pan An is not a walking hormone. Even if he stands there motionless, he is bursting with hormones. He is heroic and powerful. Every day, the female donkeys who come to breed have to queue up and turn over the signs every day to live like emperors. When she saw the donkey coming, she jumped up excitedly, went back and forth many times, rubbed her ass, sniffed and stimulated her, which was a unique foreplay of the donkey. At this time, the donkey had already opened her mouth wide and smoked, turned her ass in the direction of the donkey, and waited for the donkey to climb up. Sometimes when she was too excited, she would urinate and make the swollen and loose vulva open and close continuously. Seeing this scene, Pan An, the donkey, could not bear it. Pan An, the donkey, is really proficient in the donkey's sexual intercourse. She not only moves quickly, but also has the final immersion, so that the donkey can't stop for a long time to savor the beauty. My old donkey enjoys it very much. Every date, she turns her ass to donkey Pan An early and is especially obedient to let donkey Pan An fiddle with it. After that, she still has some unfinished business, but her mouth is still drooling, but she can't turn over her brand. There are several donkeys waiting behind her. Maybe this feeling is so wonderful that my old donkey can't forget it. In those days, he missed Pan An, the donkey, and wanted to experience this feeling, so he restrained himself from getting pregnant, so he had many opportunities to have trysts with Pan An, the donkey. I have to say that this old donkey is really smart and cheated me miserably. I wanted her to get pregnant early, and I gave her two carrots every day. I couldn't bear to eat them myself. For her to get pregnant at an early date, I reluctantly gave them to eat. I didn't expect her to have planned for a long time and just wanted to experience the wonderful feeling of intercourse. She was happy. Sadly, Pan An, the donkey, worked very hard and only had the fate of being drained. One morning it will mate with seven donkeys, and the next day it will mate with seven donkeys ... < P > In order to be lucky for so many donkeys, the owner of Pan An, the donkey, can only give it Viagra for donkeys, so that it can keep raising its head in front of the donkeys and have sex with more donkeys. As the famous saying goes: "All the gifts of fate have been marked with prices in secret", Pan An, a donkey, was completely drained of her body seven times a day for more than a year. When she was five years old, she was no longer excited when she saw the donkey, and her heart did not feel any waves, and her body did not respond at all, as if all her energy had been released when she was four years old. Male donkeys can be bred until they are over 1 years old. Pan An, the donkey, has a serious kidney deficiency and is completely wilted, so he can only be slaughtered for meat. It probably didn't think that it would be its highlight moment at the age of four when it died. Of course, my old donkey must know that Pan An, the donkey, must be its own highlight moment and happy moment at the age of four. I wonder if it will think of this donkey Pan An when it is quiet at night.