Guo Degang's classic cross talk lines (excerpt) 1. Today's women, those who are beautiful do not go to the kitchen, those who go to the kitchen are not fashionable, those who are fashionable spend money indiscriminately, those who do not spend money are not feminine, and those who look feminine look If you can't stand it, you can't stand it...then you can't stand it! ?0?2　 2. Everything was just like the fairy tale, the prince and princess began to live a life without shame. ?0?2　3. I had a girlfriend back then, her name was Shuang. Whenever I went to her house to look for her, I would stand downstairs and shout: "It's so cool - it's so cool -" Later we broke up and she gave me He left a note: Don't look for me again, I'm dead. I stood under her building with tears in my eyes and shouted: "It feels so good - it feels so good -"?0?2 4. She said to me affectionately: "You are so good to me. You will be a cow or a horse in the next life. I will also pull grass for you to eat.”?0?2　5. Time flies and time flies. Maybe time is the best medicine. I began to think that I would never fall in love again. Day after day passed, and on the third day I Figured it out. ?0?2　 6. I stretched out my hand to help her: "Don't be nervous, I am not a good person." ?0?2　 7. "I am determined to pursue her. It will be more convenient to live in a community. She buys newspapers and I buy them too: 'Really What a coincidence, you are also buying newspapers? 'Waiting at the bus stop: 'What a coincidence, are you also waiting for the bus?' The supermarket opposite: 'What a coincidence, you are also going to the supermarket?' Come out of the bathroom to wash your hands: 'What a coincidence, you are also peeing? On your hands? '" "If she can really pee on her hands, would you still chase her?"? 0? 2 8. "How much does the girl weigh?" "Later I found out that I had been fooled, and the scale was 260 pounds. I sincerely admire you, girl, you are such a man. ?0?2　9. If a tiger doesn't send a cat, you think I'm critically ill. ?0?2　10. That good time finally passed. We often quarreled, and the quarrels were quite fierce. She scolded me: "You are callous and unreasonable." I said: "You are callous and unreasonable." "You said Who is callous and unreasonable?" "I said you are callous and unreasonable." "I am not callous and unreasonable." "I am not as callous and unreasonable as you are." "I am not. There is no such thing as being ruthless and unreasonable..." Yu Qian: "Okay, okay, are you done yet? Which cross talk girl did you marry?"? 0? 2 11. Guo: In front of me. There is always such a painting, a particularly happy oil painting. Yu: What is it? Guo: The sky is clear, the birds are singing, the creek is gurgling, and the forest is green. Guo: How many seagulls are flying by the river? Yu: Ah, wait a moment. Are there any seagulls by the river? Guo: By the sea, a few river gulls flew by the sea. Yu: Oh, I won’t say anything anymore. Guo: ?0?2 Anyway, a few small ones flew by. Birds go. Yu: That's fine. Guo: On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince walked slowly holding hands, followed by a white horse, grazing on the grass and walking forward. The prince sang in a low voice. Ge'er: How glorious it is for me to be a diesel worker (singing) Yu: That's it, okay! Guo: What, what are you selling, sesame oil? Yu: Oil Guo: I... Yu: I don't sing this either : Oil Prince, from Saudi Arabia. Yu: Oh, yes, how did Ma come here? Guo: Ma was bought here. The princess next to me also had to sing: Our motherland is a garden, and the flowers in the garden are so bright, and the Dutch sun shines. Looking at us, Americans had smiles on their faces.

?0?2　12. In my community, I accidentally looked up and saw a girl waving to me. Later I found out that she was cleaning windows! Yu: Well, don’t you look at the towel in your hand? Just look at your hands! ?0?2　13. I took a closer look at her. She is about 1.4 meters tall, has a small face, is purple, and has freckles on her face. I wonder if she is an endorsement for LV? ?0?2　14. Her appearance has exceeded human imagination. This woman is so recognisable. She has a very post-modern style and must have the blood of Transformers! ?0?2　15. I have an upset stomach. I dreamed of eating noodles yesterday, and in the morning I found that my shoelaces were gone! ?0?2　16. I said no. If I don’t go to hell, whoever loves it will go to hell! ?0?2　17. Guo: There are no such airtight pants in the world...Yu: You always come out wearing crotchless pants...? ?0?2　18. What did the girl say you want to do? I said I admire you very much. If you think there is something wrong with me, I will change it! The girl nodded and said, "What do you think is good about me? I'll change it!" There is no chance at all, love has failed again! ?0?2