Life is fun, because life always plays with me!
I have been a virgin for 17 years, and finally last night... it became 18 years.
A woman who is redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man who is more yellow than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who was greener than a green diamond came along and gave birth to a son named Member.
Teacher: Don’t think that if you send text messages in class, I don’t know who would giggle at the crotch.
There are always thirty days a month when I don’t want to study.
Even though you are wearing perfume, I still smell a faint smell of scum.
Don’t be pretentious in front of me, mom, I’m allergic to that stuff.
They say a woman is like a piece of clothing. Uncle, you seem to have been running naked for 18 years!
When a man is dumped, it’s about money, when a woman is dumped, it’s about her appearance, when she’s dumped, she’s got a brain problem
A woman’s biggest enemy is her ex-wife
Xiao Ming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. After half a year, I got straight A’s in math. Mom asked: "Is it because the nuns teach well? Is it because the teaching materials are good? Is it because they pray?..." "None of them," Xiao Ming said, "On the first day I entered school, I saw a man nailed to a plus sign. I I just knew... they were playing for real."
When I was a child, my favorite game was hide and seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.
Have you ever thought about how your underwear feels when you fart? Yes, no.
Reality has raped the past, leaving behind memories. Cute space description recommended.
With your wisdom, it’s hard for me to explain it to you!
Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with shameless beasts! snort!
A woman’s reserve is the temptation, but after being tempted for a long time, she becomes tired.
Life is really interesting. Live and die.
Thinking about all these years of schooling, now that I think about it, I still had the best time in kindergarten.
When the iron cock is still rusty, you are like a stainless steel.
Every time QQ makes a "cough" sound, I thought it was a handsome guy who added me as a friend, but I didn't expect that he was kicked out by the group leader
Gold will always shine, and more Besides, I am a diamond
I really want to sleep a lot, play a lot, eat a lot, laugh a lot, and cry a lot.
Fat is also a kind of beauty, it is called sensual beauty
The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, and when you are online, I am invisible.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black!
The teacher asked me, "What is Thailand rich in?" I thought for a while and said, "Shemales!"
I love you! none of your business?
Cute talk: What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!
My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.
I am a fat person, not a fat person.
On a whim, I used my own photo as a desktop, and ended up getting infected by a virus
Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in water
Post your photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night! ?
A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God. My mission is to send her to see God.
I hope to catch up with the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime
If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.
Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time...she vomited...
Don't compare humans and dogs, dogs are the least. Loyalty
The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.
After cooling down, I discovered that the body has enough fat to feel warm.
You walk in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.
If you are so polite to me again, I will not be polite anymore
I will aspire to be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and a knowledgeable person illiteracy!
As a typical failure, you are so successful!
Don’t smile at me with your abstract face. I’m sorry it makes me sick.
I warn you, it’s too small! Be careful with my size 36 shoes. 40 No.’s face
Face is something external to the body, you can want it or you don’t want it
You are so famous. You have made so many movies, but now you are prohibited from broadcasting due to the anti-pornography campaign.
There is no limit to learning, and there is no limit to turning back! There is no limit to learning and there is always hope!
1. Hello, the phone you dialed has been turned off. Reject people thousands of miles away,
2. I grant you immortality and death without a tomb
3. See the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, not surprised by honor or disgrace, look at the clouds rolling and relaxing in the sky , there is no intention of staying or leaving.
4. The girl I love has a bright and warm smile*
5. Memories of scenes. It's like a movie. It turns out that I have always been moved.
6. Human energy = the square of the speed of thought and action.
7. Every day is a starting point, there is a little improvement every day, and there is a little harvest every day!
8. Sometimes happiness is very simple, it depends on your mentality to accept it
9. You have appeared in my life, no matter how you ask me to forget, I can't do it.
10. Don’t be afraid of doing many things wrong. Even if you are wrong, don’t be upset. Life is all about right and wrong. Looking back, right or wrong no longer matters.
11. Xia Zi: I know that a person’s child will come one day, but I never thought it would be so soon.
12. You know how scared I am that you will say that I am unreasonable and annoying. I only dare to hug the pillow and pretend to be indifferent.
13. Our new relationship is stranger than stranger. If you can't remember, you can't move forward.
14. Will you think of me, and then ask yourself why you didn’t cherish her in the first place?
15. There is no limit to learning, but you can always turn around!
16. ‖ , I No life can be without a domineering man℡
17. The greatest joy of a woman in love is when the man she loves recognizes that she is a part of him.
18. It is very painful to think ahead of the times because it is too lonely. ----Luo Yonghao
19. Pretend to be your mother. If your pants fall off, keep pretending. Be careful that your inners also fall off, so you don’t have to pretend anymore
20. Only then can you see through .
21. Romance is a kind of self-cultivation and the style of life.
22. There are many stories about me that even I have never heard.
23. If I have a strangulation, please give me a sister.
24. Drink my passion as water, and one day it will burn your tongue
25. Love is so strange, knowing that it is impossible, but still so stupid Silly love.
26. The so-called depression means that the soul has lost the ability to deceive itself. --- Pessoa's "The Record of Panic"
27. Maybe I should give up my persistence and accept unwilling resignation.
28. True love belongs to those who have the courage to love.
29. Life is like breathing, it is about striving for strength and venting your anger.
30. The thoughts between the lines can only be written for others to read, because you don’t understand anything. .
31. Those who don’t want to get a raise are not good employees, and those who constantly want to get a raise are not good employees.
32. It’s not because you are settled that you want to get married. I just can't settle down with someone, so I want to get married.
33. I don’t want other people’s hugs, because your heartbeat is not there
34. It would be great if the person by your side is me. Can you be with me? It would be great if it were you who left.
35. I missed him to death at first, but later I missed him to death.
36. May the person I love at seventeen be my companion at seventy.
37. I would rather be like a child than see too many things, hear too many things, and live a simple life.
38. When one day I stand unclaimed under the red street light, will you walk through the crowd and coax me with my favorite ice cream in your hand.
39. Don’t be afraid of difficulties when doing things, and nothing will be difficult for you.
40. Many times, no matter how cold or painful it is, you can grit your teeth and hold back from crying. On the contrary, the sudden warmth can force people to burst into tears.
41. Maybe all first love is the same. It is just a prelude to subsequent love. But later you find out that it is so difficult to fall in love with someone again. It’s so hard that you think you can’t love or love anymore. It’s so hard that the next person you find is still modeled on the first person.
42. We will walk together in the future, and no one is allowed to mention the breakup again. Cute and funny saying: There is no limit to learning, and there is always a place to turn around.
I have been a virgin for 17 years. Finally last night………………it became 18 years.
A woman who is redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man who is more yellow than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who was greener than a green diamond came along and gave birth to a son named Member.
Teacher: Don’t think that if you send text messages in class, I don’t know who would giggle at the crotch.
There are always thirty days a month when I don’t want to study.
Even though you are wearing perfume, I still smell a faint smell of scum.
Don’t be pretentious in front of me, mom, I’m allergic to that stuff.
They say a woman is like a piece of clothing. Uncle, you seem to have been running naked for 18 years!
When a man is dumped, it’s about money, when a woman is dumped, it’s about her appearance, when she’s dumped, she’s got a brain problem
A woman’s biggest enemy is her ex-wife
Xiao Ming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. After half a year, I got straight A’s in math. Mom asked: "Is it because the nuns teach well? Is it because the teaching materials are good? Is it because they pray?..." "None of them," Xiao Ming said, "On the first day I entered school, I saw a man nailed to a plus sign. I I just knew... they were playing for real."
When I was a child, my favorite game was hide and seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.
Have you ever thought about how your underwear feels when you fart? Yes, no.
Reality has raped the past, leaving behind memories. Cute space description recommended.
With your wisdom, it’s hard for me to explain it to you!
Don’t say I’m arrogant, it’s just that I refuse to deal with shameless beasts! snort!
A woman’s reserve is the temptation, but after being tempted for a long time, she becomes tired.
Life is really interesting. Live and die.
Thinking about all these years of schooling, now that I think about it, I still had the best time in kindergarten.
When the iron cock is still rusty, you are like a stainless steel.
Every time QQ makes a "cough" sound, I thought it was a handsome guy who added me as a friend, but I didn't expect that he was kicked out by the group leader
Gold will always shine, and more Besides, I am a diamond
I really want to sleep a lot, play a lot, eat a lot, laugh a lot, and cry a lot.
Fat is also a kind of beauty, it is called sensual beauty
The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, and when you are online, I am invisible.
Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it was all black!
The teacher asked me, "What is Thailand rich in?" I thought for a while and said, "Shemales!"
I love you! none of your business?
Cute talk: What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!
My life has side A and side B, and your life has side S and side B.
I am a fat person, not a fat person.
On a whim, I used my own photo as a desktop, and ended up getting infected by a virus
Let the storm come more violently, and let those who are dating be soaked in water
Post your photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night! ?
A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will it take for you to forgive him? B: Forgiving him is a matter for God. My mission is to send her to see God.
I hope to catch up with the finale of Xinwen Network in my lifetime
If I say you are a fool, I will praise you.
Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother felt your presence for the first time...she vomited...
Don't compare humans and dogs, dogs are the least. Loyalty
The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up you.
After cooling down, I discovered that the body has enough fat to feel warm.
You walk in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.
If you are so polite to me again, I won’t be polite anymore
I will aspire to be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and a knowledgeable person illiteracy!
As a typical failure, you are so successful!
Don’t smile at me with your abstract face. I’m sorry it makes me sick.
I warn you, it’s too small! Be careful with my size 36 shoes. 40 No.’s face
Face is something external to the body, you can want it or you don’t want it
You are so famous. You have made so many movies, but now you are prohibited from broadcasting due to the anti-pornography campaign.
There is no limit to learning, and there is only one shore when you turn around!
Life is fun, because life always plays with me! Famous Quotes about the Endless Learning
You have to endure loneliness in life, and you also have to endure loneliness if you study with enthusiasm. "There are roads in the mountain of books and diligence is the path, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning and hard work is the boat." Diligence and hard study will make the folds of your life shine. "Genius comes from diligence" and "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration." All illustrate the great role of diligence and hard study.
I don’t know the direction while studying, so I can only study hard. I thought about giving up when I failed. I had doubts when I was lonely. There is a vast sea of ??questions, but I am a student, and my job is to study. With hard work and hard work as the path, I began to have perseverance, patience and interest. I thought I would work hard. ----Literary Saint
I am born with talents that will be useful, and I have to work hard to learn the sea and work hard.
Wise Essays from Ancient and Modern Times (Encouragement to Learning) A dead tree grows again when spring comes, and no one can grow young again twice. Don't worry about being old and ineffective, just worry about young children not learning. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the people of today are better than the people of the past. If you spend your years in vain, you will regret it when you are old. If you have ambitions, you will not grow taller in years; if you have no ambitions, you will live a hundred years in vain.
If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be miserable. Study hard and make progress every day. Persistence will make steel become steel over time. Three hundred and sixty lines, and he will be the number one scholar. Ice is born from water and is colder than water; green comes from blue and is better than blue. When the book is used, I will regret it less. I will not know the difficulties until I have experienced them. The body is afraid of not being able to move, and the brain is afraid of not being used. The more you use your hands, the smarter you become, and the more you use your brain, the smarter you become. Three days of fishing and two days of drying nets, half-hearted, accomplish nothing. A day of practice will lead to success; a day of non-practice will make you empty. The fist never leaves the hand, the song never leaves the mouth. A knife will rust if it is not sharpened, and a man will fall behind if he does not learn. There are roads in the mountain of books, and diligence is the path, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, and hard work is the boat. ..... ---- "Zengguang Xianwen"
There is no limit to the sea of ??learning, no limit to the sea of ??suffering, there is no limit to the sea, and a child has no teeth.
There is a road in the book mountain, but diligence is the shortcut; there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, and only hardship can make the boat.
There is no limit to the sea of ??learning, only to find the shore once you turn around
Where does it come from: If a scholar has a path, you don’t walk on it, but if there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, you jump in.
Ancient wisdom is not superstition, and modern technology is not complete. Our generation started learning and imitating when they were young, and now, imitating and upgrading, and finally innovating and learning! Sailing against the current, there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, and it is impossible to know all the days.
I have been annoyed, hated, annoyed, afraid, sad, persevered, happy, and thought of dying just for it. Just two words - reading
In the Chinese class, the teacher randomly checked the recitation of famous quotes. The teacher reads the first sentence and asks the students to pick up the next sentence. Teacher: There is a road to the mountain of books. Xiaohong: Diligence is the path. Teacher: There is no limit to learning. Xiao Ming was stunned for a moment and couldn't catch up. After a long time, Xiao Ming became anxious and blurted out four big words: It's better to turn around!
If you are or want to be proud of your country or nation, why not go and let you go first? Your country and nation are worthy of being proud of you. "There are thousands of talents in thousands of mountains and rivers in the south of the Yangtze River, and there is a saint in every day and place in the north of the Great Wall." It is not easy to become a wise man or a saint, after all, there is no limit to learning. It is easy to be a sage. What's the use of scolding the court and scolding this and that in anger? Start by improving yourself.
Since ancient times, there is no limit to the sea of ??learning; I am only afraid of sailing in front of a leaf; I push the boat with the current and it becomes easy; I push the boat against the current and hold on with all my strength; Who says that anyone can achieve nothing; Who says that anyone can do everything; a thousand-mile journey begins with a single step; Success or failure is in your own hands.
Although the flowers are beautiful and withering, life is like a bamboo with high branches. You have a clear conscience towards heaven and earth. The kindness of upbringing will be repaid by adults. The burden in your heart must be let go. When you wake up, the world is wide and you can do your best. No one will blame you if you try your best. You must rely on yourself to gain fame and fame. Diligence is the path to the mountain of books. There is no limit to the sea of ??learning and hard work is the boat. There are secrets in the book. It depends on whether you look for it carefully. You need to read, write, and memorize a lot of English, math, physics, and chemistry. You need to practice more, remember the class notes, and don’t compare twice after class.
My classmates have been studying hard for more than ten years. The sea of ??knowledge is boundless, and the friendship between East and West is priceless. The sun and the moon are deeply buried in the eyes of love.
There are fields but no cultivation, and there are only children who have books but no reading. The sharp edge of a foolish sword emerges from sharpening, and the fragrance of plum blossoms emerges from the bitter cold. The youth grows strong without diligent study and hard work. When old age comes, only regrets about studying when it is late. Only when it is used, will it be regretted. It is only after passing that I realize how difficult it is. I have to sit in the cold for ten years. An article does not write an empty sentence. Wisdom comes from hard work. Greatness comes from ordinary books. There is a road to the mountain. Diligence is a path to study and the sea is boundless. I work hard on a boat. When I was young, I didn’t work hard. I am sad. If I want to live and be rich, I have to work hard.——"Diligence Chapter of a Warning Essay"
Knowledge is like an ocean! There is no end to learning! There is no limit to learning and hard work! What comes in the end is hard work! It is an abandonment of society! ----Bao "De"
22. Losing weight does not mean that your appearance will change. 23. Even if you sleep late, people who don’t look for you still won’t look for you. 24. Live well, because we will die for a long time. 25. If you don’t take the road to heaven, you will have to work hard to learn the sea. 26. You say you’d rather be lacking than excessive, but in fact no one loves you at all.
27. Depending on your parents you are a princess, relying on a man you are a princess, relying on yourself you are a beggar. 28. If you try your best to do your best, you might as well do it casually while others do it.
Enter Drinking poison to quench thirst, blessings and misfortunes depend on it. Walking in a car like a dianthus, learning the boundless sea has become a boat, waiting to set sail and break the waves.
In February of the twelfth dimensional month, it belongs to the cold winter. Snow is flying all over the sky. Thousands of mountains are covered with snow at dusk. From a high altitude, you can see the northern scenery, the houses, the traffic, and the endless flow. Feel the scenery under the sun, see thousands of miles among the clouds, see the tall buildings, and know the decline of the motherland. Looking at the mountains makes me sigh. I know how impressive the world is. I look at the picturesque mountains and rivers. I feel the insignificance of my life. I look at the flowing clouds and admire the arrogance of the sky. I have not yet achieved my goals in my life, and my future is still unknown. Mountains are difficult to overcome. Who asks those who are looking for a way? Ouyang is hard to find, he is just a scholar. It is hard to find a man of good character. He travels over mountains and ridges, walks step by step, practices asceticism under the stars and the moon, learns in the sea, builds an ark, is a bitter lover, and God will not let him down. He studies without thinking, and is bound by a cocoon. Three thousand love threads are knotted by one person, and the blue silk is white with snow. , Dusk becomes lacking. Ancient and modern dynasties have governed the world with virtue and filial piety. In ancient times, people did nothing but did nothing, but today the common people are ashamed of their virtue. The common people are stupid and have no sense of shame, but now smoke and dust are everywhere, wolf sand fills the sky, forests are being destroyed to clear up wasteland, lakes are being reclaimed to create fields, and living creatures are now migrating, solitary geese are unable to fly, have no place to live, and are on the verge of extinction. If all things are used up, people will perish. It is really difficult to survive. Now take a step forward
Human life is very short, and some things may not be understood or comprehended even if we use up all the time. The most important thing in life is learning. Although there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, learning a little every day will make your life better. Enrichment. At the very least, don’t bring regrets to tomorrow because of yesterday’s sadness. That would be very unfair to tomorrow!
How many people work in different places and endure loneliness. When it rains, no one brings an umbrella. No one can share their happiness and talk to them when they are sad... Life is like this. Only by enduring loneliness can we survive. Prosperity, don't choose comfort at the age when you should strive. For some things, you don’t persist only when you see hope, but you have hope only when you persist. Young people, when you come to this strange city, you are destined to contend with life. Diligence is the path to the book mountain, and learning is the sea. The boat is boundless and hard, don't worry about the future without friends, no one in the world knows you, the falling red is not a heartless thing, it turns into spring mud to protect the flowers. Power and money. In today's prosperous age, people drive luxury cars, live in luxury houses, and become wealthy. They are called rich, rich, and handsome. In this life, those who are high-ranking officials will gradually have money when they have power, and those who are bosses will gradually have money. Now that you have the power, when you look in the mirror and comb your hair every day, have you ever asked yourself - Man, you are not young anymore, do you want to be a high official or a boss?
There is no limit to the sea of ??learning. After school, I just lay down and do nothing.
You should make your own boat and ride the wind and waves to cross the sea. Looking back, at the end of the day, the sky will be clear and blue after the wind and rain have gone. Now I give you a word of advice, and leave nothing behind. In return, I gave: "A Song to Reward You" Author: Wang Nengwu Although there is no wine to celebrate today, you have a song to encourage others. Then you know that God rewards hard work, and you understand that there is no limit to the sea of ??learning. Today I listen to your advice and I will travel far when I see the way. I hope you are like a bird in the sky, flying across the nine heavens.
I am aloof!
?The plan for a day lies in morning, and the plan for life lies in diligence. There are roads in the mountain of books, and diligence is the path, and there is no limit to the sea of ??learning, and hard work is the boat. The stupid bird that flies diligently enters the forest first, and if you have ambition, you will be young.