Ng Man Tat: "Everyone has his special vulnerable side. _ Uncle's head is brittle. _ What do you suggest? " ..... "God of gamblers? ! ! ""yes, _ is a gambler! ! As long as you become a gambler's apprentice, _ then you win everything, _ so that uncle can enjoy your dusk happiness. _ ""Hey, _ Uncle, _ I didn't say I wanted to support you? ! ! ""Hum, _ have you ever read a book? Have you ever heard that your uncle is a father and your aunt is a mother? ! ! ""I only heard that my father's mother didn't have Chairman Mao's kiss! ! "... Wu:" Dear gambler, _ little brother Yin Xing … "Zhou (noticing Wu's big belly):" Uncle, _ why do you have a well on you? " Wu: "Stop fighting. _ Yes 1. _ Little brother, Yin Xing, _ On 27th this year, I accomplished nothing. _ Fortunately, my mind is still good. _ I would like to ask Master to accept me as a disciple. _ When I have the skill of 1, I will walk the Jianghu one day. _ I will hoe the strong and help the weak. _ I will serve the society. _ I will die for my country. _ I will be free. !" Zhou: "Cut! ! Very good, very good. _ OK ... "... Zhou (struggling to turn the top spot):" Yesterday _ my Filipino maid went to buy vegetables, _ I heard 1 the fish seller say, _ I have a friend called a gambler, _ (with a finger lens) it's you, _ hahahahahahahahaha, _ I was/kloc- ! Wear contact lenses when gambling cards. _ I bet with your eyes. _ This is called psychic ability. Classic lines _ (ring finger, _ Jing Wong pulls out from his chest 1 spades A) Here is an A, _ As long as I gently pinch 1, _ It will immediately become 1 wrinkle A, _ Because I didn't work hard, _ I want to 1 dig out 1. _ You will call me nonsense, and I will call you nonsense. _ What are you looking at? _ Not convinced? Let's have a game. Of course, I won't compete with you if you give me more than one million yuan. _ Aha. _ how is it? Learning skills without money? My phone number is Hong Kong 3345678, _ Say 1 time, _ Hong Kong 3345678, _ I don't care if you don't call me, _ because you are bitter. _/kloc-Don't call me after 0/0, _ because I fell asleep. _ (ring finger, _ Jing Wong mm feed noodles, _ continue to eat)