1. Kill the panda and I will be a national treasure!

2. Don’t talk about your ideals with me, quit it!

3. If you fall, get up and cry again~~~

4. Keep a low profile! This is the most awesome way to show off! !

5. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

6. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

7. I can resist everything except temptation...

8. Not only do I have a car, but I also drive by myself...

9. I light up cigarettes. , but what makes you smoke is loneliness...

10. It’s not that you don’t smile, but your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!

11. People are not smart, so they imitate others’ baldness.

12. If you can’t hold my heart back, don’t call me a philanderer!

13. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

14. Be happy while you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

15. Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

16. I never hold grudges. I usually avenge them on the spot.

17. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

18. Even believe there is a lie hidden in the middle!

19. I like you so much, will you die if you like me?

20. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

21. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true? !

22. Question: What do you like about me? Answer: I like you to stay away from me!

23. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

24. Zhuge Liang did not lead any troops before he left the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

25. Cherish life - if God lets you live, then he must have his arrangements.

26. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.