Garfield is a cat: Garfield’s classic quotes

1. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

2. A beautiful lady told Jon that you are so cute, and you asked me what was wrong!

3. Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

4. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

5. A child in the back seat will have an accident, and an accident in the back seat will give birth to a child.

6. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

7. I made a wish to the stars. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

8. I’m bungee jumping, can’t you tell?

9. I had a good sleep, 16 hours. I like to take short naps.

10. Odie, let’s go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

11. I made a wish on the star. I didn’t really believe it, but it was free anyway, and there was no evidence that it didn’t work.

12. Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

13. The problem with dogs is that they don’t have an ON/OFF switch installed on them.

14. I am fat and lazy—but I am proud!

15. The more you learn, the more you know; the more you know, the more you forget; the more you forget, the less you know; why do you learn?

16. You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it’s not me.

17. With spaghetti, who would eat mice?

18. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

19. I can’t let that chicken write behind my name.

20. The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone.

21. If you don’t want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.

22. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

23. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.

24. You can let the kitten leave the meatloaf, but you can't let the meatloaf leave the kitten.

25. Don’t wait until you can’t pay the job tomorrow to make excuses. Make good excuses today.

26. Love is like a photo, it requires a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

27. Shhh - don’t tell them that I have done good things, it will affect my image!

28. Although Odie is a dog, he sometimes lives like a dog.

29. Holding a bird in your hand is not enough.

30. Hard work will not lead to death! But I won’t prove it myself.

31. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls were certainly born for Garfield.

32. Having a big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no good stuff in the belly.

33. I don’t watch TV every time after eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase the fun.

34. The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.

35. I only eat four types of food every day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

36. In addition to eating and sleeping, life may have other meanings, but I think it would be good without them.

37. God has decided who your relatives are, and fortunately He has left you leeway in choosing your friends.

38. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

39. If you can't defeat your enemies, join them.

40. Odie, let’s go eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat it.

41. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

42. Work is so interesting! Especially watching other people work.

43. I really don’t want to get up, especially since I’m sick, but I still have to eat despite being sick.

44. That’s it! I'm going to take my third nap of the day.

45. Huixi, can you do me a favor? Apply for me to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!

46. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta. Excerpts from Garfield's classic quotations

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses if you can't pay your job, make excuses today.

I made a wish on the star. I don't really believe in it, but it's free anyway, and there's no evidence that it doesn't work.

Success is a related noun, and it will bring you many unrelated relatives (contacts).

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Isn’t happiness permanent?

God decides who your relatives are, and fortunately He leaves you leeway in choosing your friends.

Love your neighbor with all your heart, but don’t let her husband know.

If you can't defeat your enemies, join them.

Having a big belly is not scary. What is scary is that there is no good stuff in the belly.

If you want to appear smart, surround yourself with stupid people.

The dreams you have now determine your future, so it’s better to sleep a little longer.

Accidents in the back seat will give birth to children. Accidents in the back seat will give birth to children.

I actually fell asleep while eating. That's right, I've reached the peak of my taste for food and laziness. How frustrating! After reaching the top, there is nothing to fight for.

You can scratch my fur, insult my mother, beat my dog, and play with my rubber mouse, but you are not allowed to eat my food or sleep in my bed!

Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children, or it may be the teacher of the mouse classroom

Why do people like teddy bears? This is because they personality, they won’t eat your food, dance with the girl you ask out, or steal your limelight.

There should be a better way to start the day than waking up every morning.

From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

Everything worth doing is worth doing again and again.

Some people call this laziness, I call it deep thinking.

There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

To save water, try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

The trouble with chocolate is: when you eat it, it’s gone.

There is one thing that is particularly attractive about laziness, that is, it does not require learning.

Everyone should love animals because they are delicious.

I would love mornings if they came later.

Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

Ball shape is also body shape.

The characteristic of failed people is that they will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down.

I'm not fat, I'm just a little short for my weight. Faye Wong's classic quotations

1. I know that I can sing. I also fully affirm the recognition given to me by the judges of the Golden Melody Award! Speech after winning the Golden Melody Award.

2. When asked how to balance love and career? Fei: It’s not difficult to balance both, just like you can watch TV and eat at the same time.

3. What else can you do? It’s not like the last album. 1999 was asked about the new album

4. Do you not wash your hair if you have short hair? How to shampoo after cutting your hair? Endorsement

5. My daughter has something to say. The reporter asked Faye Wong to talk about her daughter

6. He did it for himself. The reporter asked Faye Wong to confirm whether Liming smashed the reporter's camera for her

7. Why did she feel that she was not a rational person

8. He never told the truth. Faye Wong responded to Liang’s praise of her acting skills

9. They all made me faint. My unparalleled colleagues all praised Faye Wong for her talent

10. Anyway, I feel very happy when I see her. Reporter: What is the greatest happiness that Tongtong brings to you?

11. Fortunately, there is no serious illness. I just fainted occasionally. I fell ill and had a high fever before the promotion. Later I was asked about my physical condition.

12. What should be the reaction? The reporter asked How did she react when she learned that Zhang Zhen expressed his crush on her?

13. He likes to drink old vinegar, and I like to drink rice vinegar. The reporter asked her or Dou Wei who is more jealous

14. She definitely doesn’t wear old clothes. At the press conference of the Taiwan Prophecy 01 concert, I was asked what the look would be

15. How to prepare it? I forgot, it was just brewing anyway, haha, when I was filming the crying scene, I asked how to prepare it< /p>

16. In a daze, I don’t want to think about anything, or I don’t think about anything deliberately. Ask: What do you like to do on weekdays?

17. So what? If he says he’s not beautiful, he won’t. Beautiful! A hairstylist in Hong Kong criticized Tongtong’s hairstyle for not looking good (it was Aunt Qingxia who took Tongtong to get it done). Later the person came out to apologize, but Faye Wong treated him as nothing.

18. Japanese reporters are not interested Ask her if she is interested in the Japanese record market

19. Not necessarily, look at her and see her schedule, haha, you usually take Tongtong with you when you go out to sing

20. I am already cute, why should I pretend to be cute?! Don’t pretend to be cute when your VJ friend is making her happy. You are not cute no matter what.

21. Can’t the child’s mother be cute! Why are you pretending to be cute when your VJ friend is making her happy? She is already the mother of a child, but she still pretends to be cute

22. How do you know that fairies are thin? I think the face shape is unattainable, and it looks like a fairy and is too thin

23. I My life is not over yet! Why are you asking me this kind of question now? I will tell you before I die. What do you think is the most exciting thing in life?

24. Have I failed many times? I have failed in relationships many times

25. I am only nervous and scared now. After I am frightened, I can tell you how I feel now. Are you proud of being treated so politely by Japan? Classic quotes from the movie Garfield

Don’t wait to hand it in tomorrow Don't make excuses if you don't want to get a job, you have to make good excuses today.