Is it detailed enough? Zhao Benshan: I heard that he is not a chef, so I changed to an anti-fraud hotline. How dare you threaten me not to be cheated again? The cruel reality has pushed up my psychological defense. If I don't sell him something this year, I won't be able to fulfill the topic I promised the audience for three years. Cai Weili: Master, go in! Zhao Benshan: Don't worry, just dial a harassing call first. (On the phone) Yes. Hello! Fan Wei: Hello. This is a hotline that I won't let you fool after meeting you for a while. Lao Fan, I am a fool in my senior year. With years of experience, make a clear judgment on whether you are cheated or not. Someone is selling abductions, please press1; Someone sells a car, please press 2; Someone has a brain teaser, please press 3; Someone sells stretchers. Call 1 10 directly. Zhao Benshan: Hello! Fan Wei: Hello! Zhao Benshan: Excuse me, are you Master Fan? Fan Wei: Who are you? Zhao Benshan: I'm ... I have a question to ask you directly. Fan Wei: Yes. You say. Zhao Benshan: I have an old sow with white flowers in the dark. Open the door together in the morning and run at a speed of 80 pulses per hour. Kuang crashed into a tree and died! Fan Wei: Killed? Is there anything wrong with the pig's eyesight? Zhao Benshan: Both eyes are 1.5. Fan Wei: Are you mentally ill? Zhao Benshan: Mental health! Fan Wei: Then how could it be killed? Zhao Benshan: That pig can't make a sharp turn! Fan Wei: I said you don't play by the rules! Press 3 for a brain teaser! In that case, let me ask you a question. Zhao Benshan: You say. Fan Wei: This is the Spring Festival. Our family didn't buy new year's goods, only a pig and a donkey were left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first? Zhao Benshan: Then you kill ... (to the apprentice) I'll give you two more chances. Disciple 1: Kill the donkey first. Zhao Benshan: Kill the donkey first. Fan Wei: Congratulations, you got it right. So do pigs. Sample! Zhao Benshan: Sad! Really makes me feel sorry for you! How can I rest assured that I am going to travel alone? Wang Xiaohu: Master, kill the pig first. Zhao Benshan: That donkey thought the same thing! I'm telling you, it's not good for you to kill someone first on this issue. Why don't I answer? Just because I think there's something wrong. Did you get a look at him? He has grown from a one-track mind to a two-headed one! Disciple 1: Master, he is amazing. Let's go back! Zhao Benshan: I can't go back! Selling abduction to make it limp; Selling cars made him dizzy. If I don't get rid of him in ten minutes, I can't be a teacher with you two anymore. Disciple Qi said: Master leads the door, fooling people! Zhao Benshan: OK. Look me in the eye and act. Go inside. Beautiful him! Disciple: Is Master Fan there? Fan Wei: Who are you? Excuse me, do you consult ... (looking at Zhao) ouch! Oh, dear! Ah! Ah! Ah! ..... What's that look? Quite chic! Very 6+7? ! How did this all-powerful fool get into this situation? Oh, my God, my God, did that angel sister give me that tone? The pig hit a tree. Did you hit a tree? Did you rear-end the car? Why did you change three more? Zhao Benshan: I have missed you for three years. Fan Wei: Fool! Zhao Benshan: I've come to confess to you. Fan Wei: Keep joking! Zhao Benshan: My apprentice testified. Fan Wei: Those people tricked me into coming. Not appropriate, you idiot. As long as we kind people are alert to you, what will you do? There will be some brain teasers soon. There is a monkey on the ground and some monkeys on the tree. These are two monkeys, maybe eight. Zhao Benshan: Maybe three monkeys, maybe nine monkeys. Fan Wei: Why has it changed again? Zhao Benshan: Pregnant with a monkey. Fan Wei: Is it interesting? Zhao Benshan: It's boring. It's not the initial stage of giving you a brain teaser. I came to apologize for being with Li. For three years, the most sorry person in the world is Chef Fan. What a nice person. I always tell you why you think I lied to him. More honest and more honest, you say me, you hit me twice, you can't do it. You can't talk if you scold me. Anyway, you forgive me. If you don't forgive me, I'm here. Forgive or not, I came to you with sincerity. Fan Wei: Ah, ah! Still blowing. Listen, fool, hey. Keep fooling. Zhao Benshan: Help me up. Fan Wei: Can you stand up? Ah, ah, ah, go, take two steps. Take two steps. Let's go Cough. Wrong guy, right? Is there something wrong? Everyone is watching. What happened has nothing to do with me. Why do you always hang lanterns? Do you always stand up? Is there anything to say quickly? Zhao Benshan: Do you want to hear it? Fan Wei: I want to hear it. Zhao Benshan: Did you get your letter? Fan Wei: As long as you stand up, I will believe you. Zhao Benshan: Go away, I can stand up. Fan Wei: Well, go ahead. Zhao Benshan: It's a long story. I remember it was the first snow in 2003, a little later than the snow in 2002. Fan Wei: What did you do with the lyrics? If you have something, just say it. Zhao Benshan: I'm not playing with you. I came to apologize to you today. Zhao Benshan: Pack! Look familiar? Fan Wei: Is this the hundreds of dollars you cheated me of? Fan Wei: Nothing has changed. Fan Wei: Which watch is this? Zhao Benshan: Wear it on your hand and never read. Fan Wei: Here, brother, Zhao Benshan: Should we settle our differences? And it, in recent years, is this wheelchair that has delayed our feelings. I must smash it in front of you today. Disciple: Master, you can't smash it. Master, this wheelchair is a witness to your brother's reunion. Zhao Benshan: Don't talk nonsense. Can't pull me. Disciple: Master, alas, Master! Fan Wei: Big Brother. Hit me if you want. Dude, you are so sincere. The children are right. It is not only a testimony to our reconciliation, but also a reminder to me to avoid being fooled again in the future. I collected it. Zhao Benshan: No, how do you accept the money that the students gave me? Fan Wei: I will pay a lot of money. How much did it cost? Disciple: Two thousand. Fan Wei: Me, two thousand. Zhao Benshan: I'll give you 2500. Fan Wei: Me, 3000. Zhao Benshan: Me, 3,500. Fan Wei: I'm four thousand. Zhao Benshan: I'm five thousand. Fan Wei: Deal. Zhao Benshan: You are a chef. Hey hey. Fan Wei: You called 5000, and I left it behind. Deal! Zhao Benshan: That's not right either. You remember wrong. How did you shout it out? Health: I heard it was Chef Fan. Fan Wei: What, what? Health: No, the master shouted. Zhao Benshan: It's a mess. Well, it doesn't matter who shouts. Look, let's see. It's a little messy Who shouted first? Fan Wei: I called first. Zhao Benshan: How much did you shout? Fan Wei: Me, two thousand. Zhao Benshan: Me, 2500. Fan Wei: Three thousand. Zhao Benshan: 3500. Fan Wei: Four thousand. Zhao Benshan: 4,500. Fan Wei: Five thousand. Zhao Benshan: You see, it's clear. Fan Wei: Hey, it's a little messy, a little messy. Zhao Benshan: You do the math again. Fan Wei: Don't talk to anyone. I'll do the math myself and touch it myself. Zhao Benshan: You'll screw yourself up. Fan Wei: Stop it. Two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand, three thousand five hundred, four thousand, four thousand five hundred, five thousand. Hey Zhao Benshan: You did it backwards. You ordered two thousand. Fan Wei: Two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand. Zhao Benshan: No. Fan Wei: Two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand, three thousand five hundred, four thousand, four thousand five hundred, five thousand. Zhao Benshan: Yes. Fan Wei: Oh, dear. Health: I remember wrong, you shouted. Fan Wei: No, no, big brother, after I shout 4 thousand, you just shout 5 thousand, right? Audience: Yes! Zhao Benshan: Well, it's a mess. Since my brother and I agreed to accept it, shall we shout it again? Let's find out who is calling this 5 thousand. What is the starting price? Health: Two thousand. Fan Wei: Me, two thousand. Zhao Benshan: (Falling vertebra) Deal! It's not messy this time. Fan Wei: Aren't you going up? Zhao Benshan: I'm afraid I'm lost again. Health: You shouted this time. Fan Wei: Hey, that's good. Don't move, don't move. This wheelchair is mine. Do not move. I'll pay you two thousand. Zhao Benshan: Bro, you shouldn't ask for money, but you have to save face if you want to save face, don't you? You shouldn't want it, but, but it's not your character not to give it. Fan Wei: Here you are, and I've been taken in. Zhao Benshan: Cheated? I'm telling you, I didn't even think about it at first ... Fan Wei: I robbed it. Zhao Benshan: You misunderstood. I want it from you ... Fan Wei: Come on. From the moment you entered the room, you used bitter fruit, playing hard to get, and the master and the apprentice cooperated with the plan to smash the car, and suddenly fell into the spine. I only used one plan. Zhao Benshan: Let's play together. Fan Wei: Here's a plan for you. Zhao Benshan: Walking is the best policy. Fan Wei: No! Zhao Benshan: I failed. Do you know why I failed? The chef didn't look at the menu, but he took a fancy to Sun Tzu's Art of War. Leave! Disciple: Master! Fan Wei: Hey, hey, Master Zhao Benshan: What are you doing? Where are you kneeling? I am here. What are you two doing? What are you doing? Disciple: Master, I'm so sorry. Your IQ is too low to learn from you. What should you do? Let's go. We will miss the no.2 bus. Zhao Benshan: Ouch! Disciple: Master is in the class, and disciples worship me! Zhao Benshan: God, the world is crazy. The mouse is the cat's maid of honor. Oh, my God, disciple: Master! Please accept us! Fan Wei: Hey, kids, there are no cliffs in the sea of misery. Just study hard later. Give you a red envelope during the Spring Festival. Zhao Benshan: Sadly, indeed. Can you two take this money? Didn't I pay you both last month? Sad! Fan Wei: Come on, one for each person. Take it. Take it. Zhao Benshan: Sad Apprentice: Master Wei: Oh, no, you're welcome. Apprentice: Master, master, take it! Zhao Benshan: Anti-trickery. Fan Wei: Oh, it's impossible to prevent, but it's a big scam. I don't agree with you. You fool around, fool around. Am I still in a wheelchair? Zhao Benshan: What do you want? Fan Wei: What about your promise to the audience? Zhao Benshan: What promise? Fan Wei: Where's your stretcher? Zhao Benshan: Develop it yourself! Fan Wei: Hey! Zhao Benshan: I'll make it for you now. If it is short, it can be lengthened. Fan Wei: Oh, you took great pains for me. Thanks to my superior plan, I opened the red envelope. Spring Festival, send you a pair of couplets: turn around for a year, shake fate for a year. You learn from your mistakes. Thank you Zhao Benshan: I'll give you another cross-examination. Teach yourself!