Funny sketch script
Tang - Tang Monk
Sun - Sun Wukong
Pig - Zhu Bajie
Sha - Sha Monk
Bai - Bai Jingjing (White Bone Essence)
(Narration: It is said that the four masters and disciples of Monk Tang went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. On this day, the four masters and disciples climbed over the Black Wind Ridge and came to a In the village, there is smoke from the cooking pots, and there seems to be an inn. The four people are tired from running around, and they take a rest here...)
Tang: The old road is full of thin horses in the west, and the water is flowing on the small bridges. Wukong is hungry in his belly. Go and make some fast food!
Sun: Master, aren’t you trying to lose weight? It cost us a lot of money to burn fat! How could...
Tang: (impatiently) You monkey head, stop talking nonsense, don't you see that my master is skin and bones? On the way to the West, there are so many demons and monsters vying to see the glory of being a master. How can I let people go home disappointed? !
(Walking around the arena on catwalk, stopping to pose)
Sun: Okay, Master. I'll go right away. When you've eaten and drank enough, don't blame me for not reminding you and reciting the tightening mantra again!
Tang: You are getting more and more annoying, go away now!
Sun: Yes, Master. Bajie, Sha Seng, take care of Mr. Tang. I will be back soon.
(Sun Xia)
Tang: Why does this monkey head have so many bird songs in its mouth?
Pig: Master, he saw that I passed CET-4 and was dissatisfied, so he studied day and night to surpass me!
(After a while)
Tang: Hey, Bajie, look, there’s a beauty coming over there!
(looking into the distance) )
Pig: Master, it’s true! So beautiful!
(As if wiping saliva)
Tang: (Ashamed, soft voice)
Sin, sin... Bajie, you lost your composure again,
(Handkerchief handed over)
Hurry up and wipe the corners of your mouth... But what a pity, the skin is a little darker...
(Zhu and Sha are stunned)
(Women fluttering past)
Sha: STOP! (Vibrato) Hello girl, how old are you, what is your name, where are you from, where are you going, do you have a partner, what is in your basket, do you know this? There are a lot of monsters on this road,
It doesn't matter, I can protect you.
Bai: This young monk is so polite. The little girl's surname is Bai and her first name is Jingjing, which is Sprite - the Jingjing that is so bright and cold.
(The three of them looked fascinated)
Bai: I am going to Datang to take the computer level exam. Are the masters from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?
Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty. I wonder which language the lady speaks?
Bai: FORTRAN, yes!
Tang: (Shoulders shaking with excitement, eyes shining)
To be honest, the examiner of FORTRAN is Xiaoseng’s second cousin. If Miss can... then Xiaoseng Can you give me a helping hand...
Sun: (circling the field)
What kind of evildoer dares to harass you. Master, don't worry. I'm coming!
(Catch the pig and high-five each other)
Who are you, why don’t you tell me your name!
Sun: Sorry. I accidentally lost my contact lens on the road and couldn't tell who was who.
Don: This monkey is becoming more and more useless. Sha Seng, lend him my glasses.
(Sha takes the glasses and puts them on Sun)
Sun: (rushes forward, pauses)
It turns out to be you - MONICA!
Bai: STIVEN! Is it really you?
(TITANIC music played, Sun Bai looked at each other, expressing emotion)
Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!
Tang: (Wiping tears ) It’s so touching. I’ve never seen such a touching scene since I read the story of JACK and ROSE!
Sha: (passing the towel to Tang)
Master, don’t make people laugh, that’s TITANIC.
(To the audience)
Last time we passed by Dahua Cinema, he insisted on dragging us to see it. He cried so much... Oh, my master is so sentimental...
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Pig: Senior brother, is this...?
Sun: MONICA and I were classmates in college...
Bai: STIVEN was the sports committee member of the class at that time, and I was the English class representative...
Bai: He sends me home every night
Sun: He calls me every night
Sun: We always love to walk in the woods in the evening...
Bai: He always likes to tell me ghost stories, which makes me (shy and strong)
(The three of them expressed fascination, and the two of Sun and Bai expressed memories)
Pig: I know, Brother Hou also liked to sing: ONLY YOU,
CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...
Sun: Hum you How big. ． (Punch him far away)
Sha: Since we are acquaintances, then...ah, no, Brother Monkey, you are not a human, then Miss Bai...
Tang : (Yelling, falling back) Quickly protect me, you monster...!
Sun: (Troubled) MONICA, now I am escorting Master to the West to obtain scriptures. I am thinking about my old relationship, so don’t embarrass me...
Bai: Bian water flow, Si water flow, flow Arriving at Guazhou Ancient Ferry, Wu Shan felt a little sad, longing for it, and hating for a long time. The hatred would not stop until he returned home. The moonlight person leans against the building. It’s been five hundred years, STIVEN, do you really not miss me at all?
Sun: Time has passed and I am no longer the same person. Your old ticket can no longer board my broken ship. Why should you...
Pig: If our love lasts for a long time, how can we stay together day and night... Miss Bai, in fact, I share the same problem with you...
Sun :SHUT UP! PIG!
Tang: Wukong, this is your fault. Miss Bai is so infatuated, but you are so hard-hearted and don't understand amorous feelings. Oh my god, what a tragedy...
(Sha Seng continues to pass the towel to Tang)
Bai: STIVEN, I am not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that I am here. There is one person in this world who misses you forever. Since you are devoted to Buddha and pursuing progress, I can’t stop you. I...I'm leaving.
(Take a few steps and turn back)
May you be happy.
(Go, then look back)
Call me if you have anything to do...
(Go, look back)
Motorola pager, anytime, anywhere Send a message...
(Part 2)
(Music: Leave the sadness to yourself...The four of them were relatively speechless...)
Tang: (Put your hands together ) Life is precious, but love is even more valuable. If it is for Buddhist scriptures, both can be thrown away! Wukong! You have achieved great enlightenment. Amitabha...
Ah, it was so hard, I typed it word by word, please accept it! ! !