The humorous classic quotations of drinking, wine is the carrier of Chinese etiquette and civilization. Many occasions in life need to drink, drinking can relax on the wine table, but also feel the humorous atmosphere. Here are some humorous classic quotations I have compiled about drinking.

Classic humorous quotations from drinking 1 1. Qian Qian, a close friend, drinks whenever he can, but can't run away.

I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

3, wine and meat pass through the intestines, and friends pay attention.

4, a drink of 92, focus on training.

5, alcohol consumption is not high, afraid of losing worries, self-discipline not to drink.

I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking.

7. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, ten thousand water Qian Shan total feeling, drink less.

10, if you can drink one or two, drink two. Such a friend is generous enough. Those who can drink two taels drink five taels, that's right. Friends can be cultivated. You can drink half a catty or one catty. This kind of buddy is the most intimate. Can drink a catty and a bucket, and later promoted to vice president. If you can drink a can, the director of the winery will let you go.

1 1, drinking and singing, life geometry.

12, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

13, guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed.

14, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

15, wine style is style, and wine bottle is level.

16, wine gives courage, and wine makes people sad.

17, heartbroken drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

18, wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you get.

19, people can't walk in rivers and lakes without wine, and people are floating in rivers and lakes, how can they not drink too much?

20, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.

2 1, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

22, no drinking, no future.

23, half a catty of improper wine, one catty of wall support, half a catty of walking, I am not leaving.

24, one, two, two mouthwash, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still calling.

25. If the road is rough, shout, who will drink if you don't drink?

26, today's wine is drunk today, pour the stove and drink cold water.

27, excited. Heart, shake hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly.

28, the east wind blows, the drums are beating, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

29. What can't a glass of wine do? Two cups, if any.

30, spicy wine, beer as tea.

3 1, time flies, and it was hard to catch up. How many times can you laugh at the age of 100?

32. The sound of a thousand years comes to the pillow, and the shadow falls on the five old peaks in the cup.

33. Men can't make good friends without drinking.

34. If others don't know, unless you drink.

35. To make the guests drink well, drink well first.

36. Wine meets friends, and poetry is sung to people.

37, deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.

38. At the critical moment, my sister drank a cup of Song He for my brother.

39. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.

40. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run.

The humorous classic quotation of drinking 2 1, alas, you won't get drunk if you drink like this. Who sleeps on the side of the road?

2. Don't talk nonsense after drinking! Don't cry or make trouble! Don't think that the universe is yours! Make random phone calls, don't send random wechat! Can do the above! Drink a hammer of wine! Wave money!

3, wine is not intoxicating, the key lies in the right atmosphere.

It is a sin not to drink in front of your eyes.

5, will drink half a catty and drink a catty, such a buddy is the most intimate!

When a young man leaves home, he will go home. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

7. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

8. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.

9, the east wind blows, the drums beat, now who is afraid of who drinks, you drink, I drink, now who is afraid of who drinks?

10, the average woman doesn't drink, but the women who drink are unusual.

1 1. Friends have thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

12, it is better to doze off than to be drunk.

13, drink today, get drunk today, don't live too tired. All the good things are over, and all the bad things are over. I just want to be in a better mood.

14, brothers are thousands of miles apart. You should do it with this cup.

15, women generally don't drink, and women who drink are unusual. I am a woman who drinks.

16, two cups a day, it is uncomfortable not to drink. The more you drink, the more you can drink. Don't come back until you're drunk.

17, who respects the leadership, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.

18, emotional iron, drinking.

19, bottle in one hand and diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

20, you are not drunk, I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road? Deep feelings, stuffy feelings, shallow feelings, lick it. Wine is made of grain, and it is a sin not to drink it.

2 1, stand up if you can't reach the food.

22, feeling thin, can't drink.

23, seven wines leave poetry scattered, eight wines seek bait, and nine wines stay in the world.

24. Only when you are drunk and ambitious will you dare to call your wife for three days!

25, there is a rotten hole in the stomach, it is better to call a seam.

26. I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than break my feelings.

27, rhetoric, wine makes heroic courage. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.

28. Don't drink if you win, and cheat if you lose.

29, wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't drink.

30. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

3 1, half awake and half drunk, meet again in my dream.

32. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.

33. All anti-alcohol factions are tigresses!

34. When called, you can drink when you come, but don't get drunk, get drunk without chaos, get confused without falling, but don't sleep.

35, drunk driving, promotion is still early.

36, drink not drunk liquor, can't solve the sadness of missing Cui Hua.

37, my ass is lifted and I am drunk again.

38. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get.

39. Make new friends and don't forget old friends. Let's have a drink together.

40, wine and meat wear intestines, friends stay in their hearts!

Drink 3 1 humorous classic quotations, you can drink two Liang, you can drink five Liang, so comrades should be cultivated!

2, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

3, no drinking, no future.

Brothers don't drink and have no feelings at all.

5. The theoretical basis of fighting in wineries is: small wine does small things, big wine does big things, good things last long, and nothing can be done without wine.

6, going out, the wine field is unbearable.

7, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

8. It is rare to get drunk several times in life, so be sure to drink it properly.

9. It's raining in the sky and the ground is dry. That cup doesn't count.

10, emotional iron is not iron, iron, then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding; If the feelings are not deep, you are not afraid of dribs and drabs.

1 1, you are the wine and I am the luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!

12, looks watery, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night and regrets when getting up early.

13, one wine wins, two wine loses, three wine two dead's wife, four wine rocks, five wine four rooms, six wine enlightenment is a temple.

14, drink, drink, drink.

15, once you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

16, lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.

17, until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water, I didn't know that I had been drinking boiled water.

18, virgin stage, strictly guard against death. Young woman stage, half-pushing. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. Widow stage, I will fight with you. Old lady stage, no, you can still fool.

19, shallow feelings, lick it.

20, as long as the spirit is good, drinking is like drinking water.