Humorous remarks describing the hot weather (7 selected sentences)

With the development of social networks, more and more people are keen to post remarks in the circle of friends to vent their small emotions and share their feelings. What kind of talk is popular in the circle of friends? The following is my carefully arranged humorous remarks (7 selected sentences) describing the hot weather, hoping to help everyone.

Humor to describe the hot weather 1

1. The high temperature in summer made me fully understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

2. Time is long, which will increase the weight of friendship; After a long time, it will ferment the wine of friendship; The distance is far away, which will aggravate the miss in my heart; Greetings will warm a friend's heart. Friends, whenever and wherever, I wish you a good mood and happiness! Life is pleasant, happiness is safe! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

3. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning.

4. In hot summer, summer comes and goes, so don't panic. Often use warm water to take a shower and slow down to taste the water; Clear and light mung bean soup, good idea of relieving summer heat and quenching thirst; I send my heartfelt message by SMS, wishing you a good summer mood!

5. Yesterday afternoon, there was hot weather in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. The girlfriend was frightened, so she quickly dialed 12 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for rescue. The doctor said it was nothing serious, but heatstroke.

6. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning attack, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reaches your mobile phone and says to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

7. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete closure.

8. Wuhan used to be one of the three furnaces, but now it is not, because Wuhan has been upgraded to a boiler.

9. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations, whatever.

1. I bought an egg and turned into a chicken! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after it was coded! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather!

11, the sun shines on you, and the darkness is far away from you; Smile is blooming on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, lonely without looking for you; Happiness surrounds you, fatigue doesn't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

12. The rhyme of summer wind brings you good luck, and the voice of summer rain wishes you good health, beautiful summer flowers and long-lasting happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!

13. It's unbearable in the hot summer, so I'll teach you a wonderful way to cool off the heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and fighting "summer heat" with "summer heat".

14. What women struggle with in summer is that they are afraid of sweat and makeup. What is tangled in winter is that it is too cold to show your thighs. What should I do?

15. In the hot summer, the heat in beginning of autumn is still surging. Turn on the air conditioner, calm down, pay attention to heatstroke prevention, don't indulge in cold drinks, don't be afraid to go out in the scorching sun, prepare umbrellas, prevent autumn tigers in beginning of autumn and be happy in beginning of autumn.

16. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, and there are many girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one.

17. Wash your face, comb your hair, put some rouge and powder on it.

18. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send them, I will only send them creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you try your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

19. I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will keep you cool, and when it is cold, I will keep you warm. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

2. Fujian was rated as the province with the lowest joke in China, only because the local people unanimously shouted: I am so happy (hot) in the face of the scorching sun.

21. Ask where the bedroom is so cold, sell the matron and buy the air conditioner! Who is not hot in life since ancient times, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners! Ten years of hot death, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners! Affectionate waste heat from ancient times, sell housekeepers and buy air conditioners! If the relationship is hot for a long time, sell the matron and buy the air conditioner! Don't you see, the meaning of coolness comes from the sky, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners! I'm talking about teenage fever, selling housekeepers and buying air conditioners!

22, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to cool down. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning and only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?

23. Tie Guai Li: What medicine do I sell in this gourd? It's all wind oil, so whoever wipes it will feel cool.

24. When it's hot, I'll give you a popsicle and love it in the cool. It's cold, give you a stove, love in the warmth; If you are sick, give you pills, love in care; Lonely, I miss you, and I love you in my thoughts. Love you for a long time.

25, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, it won't be uncomfortable in the dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst except annoyance, and lotus seed porridge is refreshing; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is easy to drink in summer.

26. It's really hot! I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept! The car didn't need to ignite, it caught fire by itself! I met a stranger on the road, smiled at each other and became an acquaintance! The table is too hot, the mahjong has just been coded, and it's burnt!

27. In recent days, the high temperature persists, and you suffer from the heat every day. Pay attention to cherish yourself, don't be too tired at work, eat more fruits during the day, and go to sleep at night. Don't worry about the fire when something happens. It is precious to nourish your heart and protect your lungs. You and I know each other as friends. The above reminder is free!

28. Erlang Shen: Fortunately, I have a third eye. No matter how hot it is, I will look at the world coldly.

29. Give you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread, and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door every day happily, and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

3. The cannibal chief came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the merry-go-round. He was overjoyed. Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu Island and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: Yo! Boiled meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall. He was overjoyed: Yo! Teppanyaki!

31. Gently, the wind is blowing; Moist, friendship is nourishing; Gorgeous, flowers are blooming; Strong, friendship is sublimation; Really, thoughts are flying; Warm, friends are greeting: May you be happy and carefree! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

32. The whole city is hot to death, people are embarrassed by the heat on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carage becomes a dog, the summer to which we will eventually suffocate, China is hot to death, the attacking sun, If you give me a cool day, the air conditioner we chased together in those years, What about the good air conditioner, and the 11st hot death.

33. Are you asleep? I sent mosquitoes to bite you; Do you like spicy food? I send flies to bother you; You forgot me? I told the bees to get into your stomach. Bajie, when you get back from the scriptures, you should always contact me, or you will not be bothered by the big brother again!

34. When the autumn wind and cold rain depict the bleak autumn, the red leaves always add a little enthusiasm; When the cold dew in Leng Yue creates cold, may my greetings give you warmth; Friend, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather. I wish you health and safety! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

35. Look! Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always open their smiles, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be punctually missed, and little idiots will always read them patiently!

36. Nezha: hot wheels stepped on the steam wheel in cold weather and the wind wheel in hot weather.

37, Hunan news broadcast: Changsha Zoo camel heatstroke, camel heatstroke! Pit dad! The children's papers in Changsha have broken their wings again!

38. Lan Caihe: I want to get some water to take a shower, but I always draw water with nothing.

39. This year is a leap year. Run April, plus April. Happiness increases laughter, health increases health, good luck increases happy events, friendship increases happiness, salary increases financial resources, and love increases warmth. See you. In the days of leap year, I wish you more laughter and happiness. The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

4. The summer heat occurs every year, and the fan asks the sky, why is it so hot this summer? Prevent heatstroke, have more leisure, and keep your heart. People have joys and sorrows, and there are four seasons, hot and cold, which is ancient and difficult. I hope good friends, happy years are sweet!

41. Giant Spirit: It's not good to be too big. The sun is just above my head. Now I am more "yang-like" than anyone else.

42. He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (Ouye)!

43. I saw acquaintances all over the street when I went out shopping, but I didn't know any of them.

44. Hangzhou: my paradise on earth. Kunming: I'm 2 degrees. Chongqing: I am a municipality directly under the Central Government. Kunming: I'm 2 degrees. Shanghai: I am an international metropolis. Kunming: I'm 2 degrees. Beijing: We are the political and cultural center. Kunming: I'm 2 degrees. National cities: can we not talk about the temperature? Kunming: We have virgin forests, wild mushrooms, a quilt covering all seasons, and the sky is blue. National City: Well, let's talk about the temperature.

45. Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will be flooded. The broken pot has its own broken lid, and the ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as the love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather changes, pay attention to your health!

46. agarwood: My magic axe is more useful than those professional well-diggers.

47. At noon in midsummer, the burning sun baked everything on the earth without mercy. The earth was scorched by the sun, and it seemed to be covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless.

48. The weather in summer is as hot as a steamer.

49. The unavoidable heat in summer is really a headache, whether you are walking on the road under the scorching sun or have entered the shadow of trees and houses; Whether in the morning or in the evening, the heat of that summer day is always with you and haunts you, which is really annoying.

in may and July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

51. Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer is covered with green leaves bouncing in the warm wind.

52. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and a few dark brown crickets with big bellies were jumping around like springs.

53. The burning sun tore the skin off the earth.

54. Today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are screaming.

55. There is not a cloud or wind in the sky. There is a hot sun overhead, and all the trees are standing there listlessly and lazily.

56. In the scorching sun, ripe grain bends down and lowers its head on both sides of the road. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a faint and noisy sound in wheat and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

In July and May, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

In the weather in May and July, the sun was poisonous, making people sweat straight down.

59. In the midsummer of July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The hot sun scorches the earth, the water in the river is hot, and the soil in the field smokes.

6. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are steamed by a fiery sun hanging high in the sky, and the air is full of sweet and drunken breath. Humor to describe the hot weather: 2

1. It's hot in three days, and it's hard. Don't forget your troubles, and you can't forget your heatstroke prevention. If your friends are concerned, I'll give you three volts: your family is very lucky, always have blessings, and enjoy the clear volts every day.

2. I bought an egg and turned into a chicken! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after it was coded! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather!

3. Blessing need not be reasonable, as long as it is true; Friends don't need to contact every day, but they need to keep in mind. Warm care for you: it's hot and rainy in summer, pay more attention to the road, prevent heatstroke, prevent sun and lightning, and take care of yourself!

4. I usually don't send messages. If I want to send them, I will only send them creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you try your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

5. It's said that we are going to fight a victorious war against heatstroke. Female soldiers pick up umbrellas, and gay men always wipe their sweat with a towel. Children remember that popsicles are around, and old people often sit by the cool wind. It's hot at the beginning, so dear friends remember to prevent heatstroke!

6. I miss you so much. The clockwork message tells you: It's hot, don't forget to cool down and prevent heatstroke; Clean up your mood and don't let your irritability strike; Hygiene is better, don't let germs invade; Finally, a word of caution: Although streaking is cool, you should pay attention to safety!

7. Sometimes I'm busy at work, sometimes I'm tired, sometimes I'm lazy, sometimes I'm tired, and sometimes I forget to contact you, but please believe that my heart has been silently blessing you, my friend. Remember to prevent heatstroke when it's hot.

8. One sentence or two is a little less, three sentences or four sentences are also quite good, five sentences or six sentences are wonderful, and ten sentences or eight sentences are complaining, and more will become trouble. This short message is just right, the long summer solar term is coming, the heatstroke prevention work should be firmly grasped, and SMS greetings can't be less!

9. I bought eggs and turned into chickens; Bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket; The car caught fire without ignition; Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances; The table was too hot, and the mahjong was burnt just after it was coded. Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather!

1. Have a bite of watermelon and laugh, and have a sweet summer; Eat an ice cream to cool your heart, and have no worries and troubles for a summer; Drink a bowl of sour plum with ice cubes to prevent heatstroke and cool down for the summer; I wish you a good mood in summer, and you will feel refreshed and refreshed!