1, father-son dialogue

Father and son passed the gate of a five-star hotel and saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son disdainfully said to his father, "People who ride in this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs!" "

The father replied airily: the person who said such a thing must have no money in his pocket.

(Note: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude? )

2. Don't swear.

After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence.

The son looked at his father and said, "Mom must have broken it."

"How do you know?"

"She didn't swear."

Note: We are used to judging others and ourselves by different standards, so that we are often strict with ourselves. )

3. dimple avenue

There are two Taiwan Province tour groups traveling to Izu Peninsula. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere.

One of the tour guides repeatedly apologized and said that the road was just like pockmarked.

Another tour guide said poetically to the tourists, "Gentlemen, the road we are taking now is the famous Izu charming dimple avenue."

(Note: Although it is the same situation, different ideas will produce different attitudes. How beautiful your thoughts are and how you think about them are up to you. )

4. Clown volunteers

Students who are also in the third grade of primary school said in their composition that their future wish is to be a clown.

China's teacher denounced it as: "Without ambition, you can't teach a boy!"

The foreign church said, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" "

(Note: As elders, we not only tend to demand more than encourage, but also narrowly define success. )

5, tried and tested

An Obasan saw two identical bracelets in a jewelry store. One is sold in 550 yuan, and the other is only sold in 250 yuan.

She secretly exulted and immediately bought a bracelet from 250 yuan and walked out of the shop triumphantly.

Before going out, I heard the clerk inside quietly say to another clerk, "Look, this trick works every time."

(Note: Temptation, like bait, can easily make many people show their greedy nature, but that is often the beginning of being cheated. )

6. I owe twenty dollars

Beggar: "Can you give me one hundred dollars?"

Passerby: "I only have eighty dollars."

Beggar: "Then you owe me twenty dollars."

(Note: Some people always think that God owes them. They always think that God has not given them enough or good enough, and greed has replaced gratitude. )

Step 7 walk slowly

In the Louvre in Paris, a lady said impatiently to her husband, "I said why you walked so slowly." So you always stop to look at these things. "

(Note: Some people only know how to rush on the road of life, and as a result, they lose the opportunity to see beautiful flowers on both sides. )

8. Cooking and driving

My wife is cooking in the kitchen. Her husband kept nagging: "Slow down. Watch out! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly. Shovel it up quickly, there is too much oil! Straighten the tofu. Oh, the pot is crooked! "

"Please shut up!" The wife blurted out, "I know how to cook."

"Of course you know, madam," the husband replied calmly. "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering around while I am driving."

(Note: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other side's perspective and position. )

9. First place

At the graduation ceremony, the principal announced that the first student in the whole grade took the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive shouts, the students slowly walked onto the stage.

Later, the teacher asked the students, "What's the matter? Are you sick? Still didn't hear clearly? "

The student replied, "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly."

(Note: How many people are bound by fame and fortune, and how many people are bound? We are taught to live up to expectations and stand out, but only a few people live up to expectations, and the silent public is still the majority after all. Think about it, isn't it exciting to have so many people like you and me? )

10, with good reason.

A bus full of passengers is going down the hill quickly, and a man is running after it.

A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up! "

"I must catch up with it," the man panted. "I am the driver of this car."

(Note: Some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be tragic! But it is precisely because of the need to go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed. )

1 1, got it.

A: "The new neighbors are so hateful. Last night, in the dead of night, he knocked on my door. "

B: "How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? " "No, I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet."

(Note: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different. When you face contradictions and disputes, first think about whether you are lost in your heart, and maybe you can let it go soon. )

12, misunderstanding

One day, Zhang San was driving on a mountain road.

Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly a van came in front of him. The driver with black teeth rolled down the window and shouted at him, "Pig."

Zhang Sanyue thought more and more puzzled, more and more angry, so he rolled down the window and turned to curse: "You are the pig!" "

No sooner had he finished cursing than he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Note: Don't misinterpret the kindness of others, it will only hurt yourself and humiliate others. Before unknown so, you should learn to hold back your emotions and observe patiently so as not to regret it afterwards. )

13, awesome afterlife

The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

The little boy asked, "Who invented the electric light?"

Dad: "It's Edison."

The little boy asked again, "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"

(Note: Strangely, people who like seniority are particularly prone to get into fights. Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era. )

14, relax.

Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a bath, and his mother called the family doctor for help in a panic.

The doctor said, "I still have a few patients here." It may take half an hour to get there. "

Xiaoming's mother said, "What should I do before you come?"

The doctor said, "Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

(Note: Relax, why should life be too tense. Now that it has happened, why not face it frankly? It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous. )

15, key

There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open.

The key came and his thin body got into the lock hole. With a slight turn, the big lock opened with a bang.

Die-hard asked strangely, "Why can't I open it after all my efforts, but you open it easily?"

The key said, "Because I know his heart best."

Note: everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick the iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key, enter other people's hearts and understand others. )

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