Go,

Mahjong is connected from day to night.

Beat it into hemp sauce,

People's faces turned red,

Turn sallow ...

The cigarette butts on the table came from one,

Facing that pile of ashtrays.

The poorest donkey,

On the whole,

Half a seat.

From waking up,

Eventually become,

A cauldron of miso soup ...

The most precious time,

It's cheap and luxurious here,

A little gambling game,

Eventually it became a casino,

Once a friend,

It's already flashed—

Wolf's eyes ...

2. Are there any jokes about playing cards? 1: I hope that when you play mahjong, there is a Japanese sitting at home whose name is not Hu at all; Sitting opposite is a Russian named Aiyue; Sitting next door is a Korean. His name is Jin Deyou. You are the famous China Dong Fangbubai.

2.2. Love is like a card: childhood friends are tian hu; Free love is a disaster; The matchmaker's words are Pinghu; Love at first sight is fried Hu; Secret love is a single hanging; Find a lover to call it dark; Seducing a married man is robbing a bar, and having another child is blooming in a bar. No lover is called "xianggong"

3: Playing mahjong for a long time made everyone dizzy. They draw cards, pay, draw cards and pay.

It's all mechanical. A man had a hidden bar, grabbed it back and forth a few times and said, "Haha, make up with yourself!" " "Everyone paid the price for it.

While shuffling the cards, the man said, "Shit, I hid five tubes, and you can still touch them yourself. You are so lucky. " After the performance, he suddenly reacted: "I hid five barrels. Where did you touch those five barrels yourself? " Everyone guessed that he had begun to regard the cards he had hidden on the table as the cards he should catch.

foolish

3. Are there any jokes about playing cards? Two boyfriends and girlfriends played cards for hours. At this moment, one of the boys stood up and went to the bathroom.

Sighing at his GF, he said, "Tonight, I understand what he wants for the first time."

Another friend found the source of the joke:

Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a man named Captain and his wife were invited to the Colonel's house for a bridge party. A captain and a colonel's wife are partners, and vice versa.

After many hands, the captain forgave himself for using the toilet, but accidentally left the door ajar. When the sound of splashing water echoed in the family room, his wife felt very embarrassed and tried to apologize.

The colonel's wife smiled demurely. "Don't worry; This is the first time I can tell what he has in his hand all night. "

A new captain was invited to the colonel's house to play cards. There is a wave between the captain and the colonel's wife, and there is a wave between the captain's wife and the colonel. After playing for a long time, the captain went to the toilet and forgot to close the toilet door. The man at the poker table heard the sound of urinating, and his wife was embarrassed. The hostess said solemnly, "Don't worry. After playing cards for one night, I still know what he is holding for the first time. "

I think this joke and its translation are very interesting. These two talking women have high IQ and a good sense of humor. Young man, don't let such a woman go. )

I thought the difference between Chinese and English jokes came from culture, but I read it again and found that the woman in Chinese jokes is just a girlfriend, while the woman in English jokes is a wife. Two jokes make the difference between a girlfriend and a wife obvious. If that girlfriend says "I know what he has in his hand for the first time", it will be a bit vulgar and disgusting; If the wife says, "I understand what he wants for the first time." Some of them are too subtle and humorous. It's a bit pretentious to say what the girl said after getting married.

It's quite difficult to get to the point.