1. I came quietly and left quietly, waving my dagger and leaving no one alive

2. Jesus and Sakyamuni What's the biggest difference? One has big curls and the other has small curls.

3. Why are my eyes always filled with tears? Because I pretend to be cool and deep.

4. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

5. When will the bright moon appear? Look up yourself

6. If you stay together for a long time, you will break up, if you stay apart for a long time, you will get together; if you drink alcohol, you will go crazy. You must drink every time you have wine

51. A salted fish turns over and is still a salted fish.

52. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.

53. As a typical failure, you are too successful.

54. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

55. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

56. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

57. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When the boss does not use you, he will be laid off!

58. If you fall, get up again. Cry.

59. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

60. Never mention it is not because Forget, but because of remembering.

61. Let the future come and let the past pass.

62. Big size Does it have to be awesome? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

63. White lie: It is to find a good excuse for one's deception.

64. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

65. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

66. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

67. When one door of happiness closes, another will open. We often stare at closed doors and turn a blind eye to open doors.

68. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over. .

69. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.

70. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly and then get out again and again!

71. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream!

7. You Is there anything you're unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy

8. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly looked like the Brazilian team.

9. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, each looking for their mother. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, please fasten your seat belts

10. Women are made of water Yes, men are made of clay, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement