16. There was a male deer. He walked faster and faster. What happened in the end? ==>It turned into a highway 17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bleeding a lot. How was it? ==>Becomes a red bean 18. Why doesn’t the plane hit the stars even when it flies so high? ==>Because the stars can twinkle. 19. Corn wants to pursue fashion and gets a perm. What’s the result? ==>Becomes popcorn 20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs? ==>Mickey Mouse 21. What kind of duck walks on two legs? ==>All ducks walk on two feet (do you want to talk about Donald Duck) 22. Miss, it’s hard to do business now, why? ==>Bird Flu 23. What kind of person cannot work at a gas station? ==>A greasy-tongued person (the oil gun slips off) 24. Are dumplings a boy or a girl? ==>Boy because the dumplings have foreskins 25. People in golden clothes ==>A shocking (gold) person 26. A bee stung on the calendar ==>Feng (bee) and Rili (calendar) 27 , A bear came over ==> Come prepared (come with a bear) 28. Don’t drop your mobile phone in the toilet ==> Don’t lose the opportunity (wet) 29. There are ten sheep, nine of them are squatting in the sheepfold == >cadence (one sheep squatting wrong) 30. How to make a sparrow quiet? ==>Squeeze it (silence) 31. What kind of sword is the transparent sword? ==>Invisible (sword) 32. What do African cannibal chiefs eat? Answer: Cannibalism. So why should the chief be a vegetarian? ==>Eat plants 33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? ==>The dinosaur went to film a movie 34. Xiaobai looks a lot like his brother, do you know why? ==>Really like Dabai 35. How about having an egg go swimming in the Songhua River? ==>turned into preserved eggs 36. One of the eggs ran to Shandong, how about it? ==>Became a Lu (stewed) egg 37. How about an egg that is homeless? ==>It turned into a wild egg 38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. How about it? ==>It turned into a guided (inverted) bomb 39. An egg ran into the flowers. How about it? ==>Become a Hua Dan 40. How about swimming in the Dead Sea with an egg? ==>Became a salty-egg superman 41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling the jokes, they died. Why? ==>Because of the tsunami (laughing) 42. Why don’t men go out? ==>Because as soon as you go out, you become a layman. 43. Why can’t you see God’s dick? ==>Tianji (Tianji) cannot be leaked 44. Why is there only the tip of the iceberg? ==>Because the other horn was broken by the Titanic 45. How to prevent the duck from flying away? ==>Give it a wing (It’s hard to fly with wings) 46. Whose house doesn’t have a phone? ==>Tianyi (天衣 seamless phone means telephone) 47. Ma Jiajue once said to me in private: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why? ==>Because it is a hammer 48. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon? ==>Houyi shot for nine days, even an immortal couldn't bear it. 49. Xiaohei, Xiaobai, Xiaohuang and Xiaohong are on a plane. Who will faint and vomit? ==>Little White Rabbit (vomit) 50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? ==>Become a dead fat man 51. Two people fell into a trap. The dead people are called dead people. What are the living people called? ==>Help 52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? ==>Eraser (Eraser Bad) 53. What are you afraid of with cloth and paper? ==>Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case 54. The guest below is the pride of our Chinese men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? ==> Ancient Giant Chicken 55. Which song has the word "Coco Lee" in its lyrics? ==>The moon represents my heart (Coin Li, how deeply I love you) 56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? ==>Because Harry Potter is a wizard (Tungsten) 57. Which unicorn is the most delicious? ==>Ice cream 58. Which unicorn is the fastest? ==>Michelin (tires) 59. Causes of constipation (name a foreign star) ==>History

Tailong (Shit is too thick) 60. Which place has a more rapid river flow, city or countryside? ==>In the countryside, because the river in the countryside is too fast (why is it so fast?) 61. A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, which word is the coolest? ==>Ding (Thong) 62. There is a room where pigeons will hide ==>I hide your song on the roof (pigeon) 63. What should you do at 12 o'clock in the evening? ==>Cramming, because cramming at the moment (zero) 64. Police, gangster, soldier, which one is the thinnest? ==>Rogue (Professor Rogue - thinner) 65. There was an idiot who took off the toilet on the plane and threw it out. Guess why? ==>Because he is an idiot 66. How many brothers does Aladdin have? ==>Three (Ala Jia, Ala B, Ala B) 67. A group of eunuchs (a group of women in other versions) are chatting, guess an idiom ==> Nonsense talk (no chicken talk) 68. A heart How much is it worth? ==>One hundred million (wholeheartedly) 69. Which one is dumb, the sun, the moon, or the stars? ==>Stars (The stars in the sky don’t speak - Lu Binghua) 69. What’s the last name of Pencil? ==>Xiao! Sharpen the pencil! 70. What color is the best to imitate? Red (Moulin) Imitation 71. Who will help you refill your meal when you are full? ==>Feilong, because the flying dragon is adding to the sky! ! 72. A puppy died while traveling in the desert. How did he die? ==>He suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert. A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but ended up suffocating to death. Why? ==>There is a sign on the telegraph pole saying "No peeing here". A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telegraph pole. There was nothing posted on it, but it still suffocated to death. Why? ==>Many puppies were waiting in line, but they couldn't wait. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole without anything attached to it. He even got in line, but he still suffocated to death. Why? ==>Because there were two beautiful dog girls behind him, he was embarrassed. A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, and he got in line. There were no dog girls behind him, but he still couldn't hold it in. Dead, why? ==>It was going to poop, and he didn’t bring any paper. A puppy was traveling in the desert. He found a telephone pole without anything attached to it. He was already in line, and there was no dog behind him. He also brought paper. But it was still suffocated, why? ==>It is dying of constipation. 73. Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated when playing the game? ==>Wolf, because - Momotaro (eliminating the wolf) 74. Which historical figure is the least flattering? ==>Su Wu Muyang Beihai Beach (Bian Hai) 75. Which figure in history ran the fastest? ==>Cao Cao 76. The car can fly, please guess a drink ==>Coffee (Car Flying) 77. Once upon a time, there was a steamed bun and I ate a meatball. What happened? ==>Turned into a bun 78. Who gave Wang Qing Shui? ==>Aha ("Aha, give me a cup of forgetful water") 79. There was a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water, and the black cat rescued it. The white cat turned against the black cat. What did the cat say? ==>Meow 80. Xiao Ming’s grandfather is brushing his teeth and singing at the same time. Why? ==>The teeth are brushed. 81. How heavy are the stars in the sky? ==>Bake (starbucks) 82. tw is part of China (name a Chinese herbal medicine) ==> Angelica 83. Jade Emperor sneezes (name a city) ==> Tianjin 84. Why do wild geese fly in autumn? Go south? ==>If you walk, it will be too slow. 85. The farmer raises 10 cows and only has 19 horns. Why? ==>There is a rhinoceros 86. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but did not dare to jump down. Why is this? ==>Because there is no water underneath. 87. A taxi was driving normally on the road without violating any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? ==>The police want to take a taxi 88. What kind of chicken has no wings? ==>Frog 89. What can you hit that is both effortless and comfortable? ==>Doze off 90. What product has the manufacturing date and the expiry date on the same day? ==>Newspaper 91. What books can’t be bought in bookstores? ==>Suicide note 92, the best

Selling book? ==>Female Secretary 93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. Why? ==>My mother said that those who hang out online all day long are not good people 94. The panda loves the deer deeply, but he is rejected when he expresses his love. Why? ==>The little deer timidly said: My mother said that anyone wearing sunglasses is a bad boy. 95. Who didn’t attend the zoo meeting? ==>Lion (Go to contact because the lion is "lost") 96. Fat man sitting in a sedan chair (name a place) ==>Yugoslavia (Hard to Die Lav) 97. Going to the toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist) ==>Mok Man-wai ( Reason: Don’t smell) 98. Grandpa, father, or brother, who will shed tears after listening to mother’s words? ==> Grandpa (Yeye) shed tears when he thought of his mother’s words 99. There were two bees who loved each other very much, but later the mother bee married a spider. Why? ==>Because this female bee loves to surf the Internet 100. It’s easy during the day, but sad at night (hit a building) ==> Single-plank bridge 101. Which star in the entertainment industry stutters? ==>Weiqi Fan (because... Weiqi Fan: "Hello everyone, I am Weiqi Fan") 102. If there is a car, Xiao Ming is the driver and Xiao Hong is the passenger, then whose car belongs to it? ==> "If"! "What if" there was a car? 103. What did the Kirin become when it arrived at the North Pole? ==>Ice Kirin (ice cream)! 104. Which one is older, McDonald's or KFC? ==>KFC! Because the image of KFC is grandpa, and McDonald's is uncle... 105. Xiao Ming was about to cross the bridge, and two ghosts appeared on the opposite side, one red ghost and one green ghost. And Xiao Ming has a gun with only two bullets. It takes one shot to kill the green ghost, and two shots to kill the red ghost. Should we kill the red ghost first? Or the green ghost? ==>Green Ghost (because the red ghost was so frightened when he saw the green ghost dead that his face turned green with fright, he turned into a green ghost, and then shot it to death)

One hundred Super cold joke, it can kill people. O(∩_∩)O~1: Once upon a time, there was a man who went fishing and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Please let me go, don't roast me to eat. The man said: Okay, then let me ask you a few questions. Squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test! Then the man grilled the squid... 2: I once suffered from schizophrenia, but now we have recovered. 3: An international student was taking the driving license test in the United States. The road sign in front of him told him to turn left. He was not sure, so he asked the examiner: "turn left?" Answer: "right" So... he failed... 4: One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping from the fifth floor. When it came down, there was a lot of blood and turned into red beans; pus kept flowing and turned into soybeans; the wound became scarred and finally turned into black beans. 5: The little penguin asked his grandma one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asked his father again, "Dad, daddy, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin, what's wrong?" "But, why do I feel so cold?" 6: A pair of corns fell in love... So they decided to get married... On the wedding day... one corn couldn't find the other. Corn... This corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn? Popcorn: Dear, she is wearing a wedding dress... 7: In the music class, the teacher played a piece by Beethoven. Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you know music?" Xiao Hua: "Yes" Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?" Xiao Hua: "Piano." 8: Q: Two people fell into the trap Yes, a dead person is called a dead person, and a living person is called a person? A: Call for help! 9: Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper? Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing. Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).

10: One day, my mother-in-law was riding in a car... She didn't know the road halfway. She spanked the driver with a stick and said, "Where is this?" Driver: This is my butt... 11: An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea, but it turned into a tea egg; an egg went to swim in the Songhua River, but it turned into a preserved egg; an egg ran to Shandong , turned into a Lu (stewed) egg; an egg was homeless, turned into a wild egg; an egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg ran away An egg went into someone's yard and turned into an atomic bomb; an egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and turned into a hydrogen bomb; an egg got sick and turned into a bad guy; an egg got married and turned into a bastard; an egg got married and turned into a bastard; The egg ran into the river and swam and turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg ran into the flowers and turned into a Hua Dan; an egg rode a horse and held a knife and turned out to be Dao Ma Dan; The female was ugly and turned into a dinosaur egg; one egg was male, but his wife committed adultery with other eggs outside, and he turned into a bastard; one egg... 12: The host asked: Can cats climb trees? Eagle's quick answer: Yes! Moderator: Give an example! The eagle was in tears: That year, when I fell asleep, the cat climbed up the tree...and then there were owls... 13: Two dung beetles discussed the welfare lottery. A said: If I want to win the jackpot, I will use all the toilets in a radius of 50 miles. Buy it and eat enough every day! B said: You are too vulgar! If I win the jackpot, I will take care of a living person and eat fresh food every day! 14: why the chicken cross the street answer to get another side 15: A: What is that person doing? B: He is shaking. A: Why is he trembling? B: He is cold. A: Oh, it turns out that if you tremble, you won’t be cold. A:... 16: One sausage felt very cold when it was locked in the refrigerator. Then he looked at the other one next to him, felt a little comforted, and said, "Look at you, you are frozen like this, your whole body is covered with ice!" The result: Nagen said: "I'm sorry, I'm a popsicle." 17: Once upon a time, there was a marshmallow who played ball for a long time. He said: I'm so tired, I feel like my whole body has softened... 18: This diver's movements are very difficult. He did a triple twist followed by a front somersault, a triple triple half followed by a back somersault for a month. 19: MM is lost looking for college. Met a gentle professor. MM: Excuse me, how can I get to the university? Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college. 20: The director and the section chief were riding in the elevator. The director farted and said to the section chief: You farted! The section chief said: I didn't do it... The section chief was dismissed soon after. The director said at the meeting: You can't take on such big things, so what's the use of you? 21: A woman met a robber and trembled and said: "I am from XX school. I have just graduated. I have not found a job. I really have no money..." After hearing this, the robber burst into tears and said, "Sister, I am also from XX school. Get your student ID card. The person who robbed you in front of you is from XX school. Don’t worry, Allah will never rob you.” 22: I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but I can’t do it without taking a shower. I promised that it’s cold and I can wash “part of it”. After washing, My girlfriend was very shy and said: "My dear, you are so lazy, you can wash yourself with me..." After hearing this, I fainted, and I just brushed my teeth~~~ (a very taboo joke) 23: A blind beggar wears Wearing sunglasses and begging on the street. A drunk man came over and felt sorry for him, so he threw a hundred yuan to him. After walking for a while, the drunk man turned around and saw the blind man facing the sun to tell whether the hundred-yuan bill was genuine or fake. The drunk man came over and took back the money and said, "You fucking don't want to live anymore, how dare you lie to me!" The blind beggar looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, I'm so sorry. I'm here to check for a friend. He's blind. I went to the toilet, but I’m actually mute.” “Oh, that’s how it is,” so the drunk man dropped the money and staggered away... 24: Bird flu - it’s all caused by “God’s shit”. Woe!!! There are two types of people who are extremely likely to get bird flu - 1. "animals"; 2. "worse than animals" people... 25: A: Hey, how did you learn to smoke? B: I learned it when Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit~ C: Do you know why Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit? AB: I don’t know! C: Because Adam doesn’t have a cigarette! (Hint: homophones for the same word) 26: A man has just been abandoned by his girlfriend. He happens to see his ex-girlfriend flirting with her new love on the street. The more he sees, the angrier he becomes and wants to humiliate them.

So he politely came forward to say hello, and said to his girlfriend Xinhuan with disdain: "You don't mind the second-hand goods I have used!" Just when he was proud of his creativity, his ex-girlfriend laughed and said: "Every inch on the outside is old, but everything on the inside is brand new!" 27: When we broke up, she gave me a kiss, and the feeling was as real as the People's Daily... 28: Wife: I was really blind and stepped on a dog Only shit will marry you. Husband: I am really blind and will only marry you if I step on shit. Shit: I'm so unlucky! I'm lying there being stepped on by both of you... 29: College Entrance Examination Chemistry Question: A and B can transform into each other, B can produce C in boiling water, C can be oxidized into D in the air, and D smells like rotten eggs. , ask what are A, B, C, and D? My answer: A is chicken, B is raw egg, C is cooked egg, and D is of course rotten egg! 30: Question: What is the thing with three heads and one foot? Answer: 3 monsters with one head and one foot! ! ! ! ! ! 31: When the ant went to the desert, why didn’t he leave his footprints on the sand, but only a line? Answer: Because it rides a bicycle! The ant came home from the desert. He didn't notify anyone, but his family knew that he was back! Why! Answer: I saw his bicycle parked downstairs... 32: One day a female drug addict was arrested at the police station. The police saw a tattoo on her hand and asked her why you tattooed your boyfriend's name on it. On the hand, his name is Xiaoliang, is it... ah... is it? Come on, tell me... is he taking drugs... tell me quickly. I saw the female drug addict raised her head and said to the police with angry eyes, this is hate. La... 33: One day, Xiaomei and her boyfriend were driving out. The car was almost out of gas. There happened to be a gas station next to it. When they drove past, a sudden gust of wind blew her boyfriend's hat away. Xiaomei's boyfriend said to her: "I'm going to pick up the hat, you help me come on." As soon as her boyfriend ran away, he heard Xiaomei shouting behind him: "Come on! Come on!" 34: An orangutan passed through the woods. , accidentally collected the excrement of a gibbon, and the kind-hearted orangutan cleaned the ape and separated it. Soon after, they fell in love, and others asked how you got together? The orangutan replied: "It's ape dung (fate).!" 35 : There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day when he was crossing the road, he was hit by a car and shouted: "Quack!" From then on, he turned into a cucumber... 36: There is a penguin whose home is very close to the polar bear's home. It's so far away that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking. One day, Penguin was very bored at home and was going to play with the polar bear. Then he went out, but when he was halfway down the road, he found that he had forgotten to lock the door. It had been 10 years since he left, but the door was still locked. It had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" After the polar bear opened the door, guess what? What did he say? "Let's go to your house to play~" 37: The little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked: "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "Ah, I'm so sorry, there are not that many." That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. The next day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" Boss: "I'm sorry, but there are still none." "That's it..." The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly. .

On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?" The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, today we have a hundred buns!!" "The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" 38: Xiao Ming said: "Akang, let me ask you, "A shark ate a mung bean, and what did it become?" Akang said: "I don't know, what is the answer?" Xiao Ming said: "Hey! Hey! The answer is "mung bean paste (mung bean shark)", you are stupid!" 39: The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution? Student’s answer: Make the lunch box blue. 40: There was a man who had a bad gastrointestinal condition. One day, he came to the gastroenterology hospital for treatment and said to the doctor: “I poop whatever I eat, watermelon and watermelon, cucumber and cucumber!” "The doctor thought for a while and said to him: "I think you can only eat shit!" 41: There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together. The penguin pulled out the hairs on its body one by one. After pulling out, , said to the polar bear: "It's so cold!" After hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out the hairs on his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said: "It's really cold!" 42: There are two sausages in the refrigerator. , after a long time, the sausage shook, wow! It’s so cold~! The other sausage said in surprise, Huh? How can you talk if you are a sausage? 43: One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruits. She announced: "Children, after picking the fruits, we will wash them together. After washing, we can eat them together." All the children ran to pick the fruits. When the gathering time came, all the children gathered. Teacher: "Xiaohua, what did you pick?" Xiaohua: "I am washing apples, because I picked apples." Teacher: "Where are you, Xiaomei?" Xiaomei: "I am washing tomatoes, because I picked apples. Tomatoes." Teacher: "The kids are great! What about you, A Ming?" A Ming: "I was washing my shoes because I stepped on the stool." 44: The teacher asked Xiao Ming a question when he stood up. Silent. Teacher: Xiao Ming? Teacher: Xiao Ming Teacher: Xiao Ming! What's the matter with you? Do you know the answer? At least give it a squeak! Xiao Ming: squeak~ 45: An elephant asked the camel: ‘Why does your breast grow on your back? ’ The camel said: ‘Stay away, I won’t talk to a thing with a penis on its face! 46: Xiao Ming: How many times is it today? Xiaohua: It’s minus 3 degrees! Xiao Ming: No wonder it’s so cold. 47: Once upon a time, there was a bird. He would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in the cornfield, and all the corn turned into popcorn!!! After the bird flew over... .... I thought it was snowing, so it was so cold... 48: There was a polar bear who had to wear sunglasses to see because the snow was so harsh, but he couldn't find the sunglasses, so he crawled over with his eyes closed. I crawled and searched on the ground, crawling and crawling until my hands and feet were dirty before I found the sunglasses. After putting on my sunglasses and looking in the mirror, I realized: Oh, it turns out I am a panda. 49: The nature class teacher asked: Why is the body cold after death? No one answered. The teacher asked again: Doesn't anyone know? At this time, a classmate stood up and said: That is because the mind is naturally cool. 50: Xiao Ming lost one leg in a car accident. Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident. Xiao Ming lost his other leg in another car accident. Xiao Ming lost another leg in a car accident. In fact, Xiao Ming It's a dog. 51: Three little rabbits poop. The first one is long. The second one is round. The third one is actually triangular. Asked, it replied: I pinched it with my hands. 52: When will Taiwan want to be reunified? When buying instant noodles 53: When Xiao Ming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. In anger, he picked up the bamboo and wanted to beat it. When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating his dog, he was unhappy and said, "I'll beat the dog too." Look, Master, haven’t you heard of it? At this time Xiao Ming said: OK! I will spank your dog while watching you. 54: How did the ants die after falling from the Himalayas? Answer: Starved to death. Because it is too light, it takes a long time to float down... 55: Why is the puppy getting smaller and smaller? Answer: Because it goes farther and farther. 56: Once upon a time, there was a horse! It fell into the sea while running. So, it became a "seahorse"! Another horse friend of this horse went to find the horse that fell into the sea, but ended up falling into the river. Later, he became a "hippopotamus". The third horse is a white horse. In order to find two missing friends, it came to the city with chaotic traffic.

It was run over by several cars in succession, causing several black stripes to appear on its body. As a result, it turned into a "zebra"! In order to find the companions of the first three, the fourth horse came to a factory one day and was transformed into an "iron horse". But later, those horses still couldn't escape the fate of being eaten, and they were all turned into "sand horses". All the horses were wreaked havoc, and no horses were spared, creating a horseless world... Then, a group of people saw After this joke, I couldn't help but say: "It's so cold." Finally, in order to commemorate this joke, someone compiled it into a lesson. We called it "Marseille Lesson"! 57: Xiao Ming owes the underground bank 200,000 yuan. Xiao Ming begged him for a few more days of grace. The banker said: It must be paid back tomorrow, otherwise..., chop off 2 fingers; the day after tomorrow..., chop off 4 fingers; On the third day... Xiao Ming: Do you not have to pay back the money? People at the bank: NO, you will become Tinker Bell by then. 58: A man met God one day. God suddenly became kind and planned to give the man a wish. God asked: Do you have any wish? The man thought for a while and said: I heard that cats have 9 lives, so please grant it to me. 9 lives! God said: Your wish comes true! One day, the man was bored and wanted to die. Anyway, he had 9 lives, so he was lying on the railway track. As a result, a train drove by. People still die. Why is this? Because there are 10 cars in that train. 58: A guy went to the hospital for examination and did many tests. The doctor said: There is good news and there is bad news! After reading your test results, I discovered that you have potential homosexual tendencies! ! And it’s hard to cure! This guy said: Oh my God! What about the good news? The doctor said shyly: I found you quite cute. Chapter 59: A hunter went hunting with his hunting dogs. He wandered in the woods for a whole day but found no prey. It was getting dark, and he was unwilling to keep riding in the woods. , Ma suddenly said: 'You don't even let me rest, you want to exhaust me to death! ? ' The hunter was startled when he heard it. He immediately rolled off his horse, pulled the hunting dog and ran away. When he ran to a big tree to catch his breath, the dog patted his chest and said to him: 'I'm scared to death. The horse can actually do this. say! 'So the hunter was frightened to death on the spot. 60: Who among the wolves, tigers and lions will definitely be eliminated when playing the game? The reason for the wolf: Momotaro (eliminated the wolf) 61: One day A picked up a mirror, looked at it in the mirror and said; The person looks familiar. B said: Really? Let me look at it (taking the mirror), it’s me! You don’t even recognize me anymore? 62A: “Do you know what I was doing in the Internet cafe last night?” B: “What were I doing? ;" A: "Go online;" B: "." 63: Two flies go to eat. The younger one asked the older one: Brother, why do we eat shit every day? The older one said: Don’t say such disgusting things while eating! ! 64: Lu Su in a straw boat: "Can we really borrow arrows like this? Mr. Kong Ming?" Zhuge Liang: "Believe me." Lu Su: "But I'm still a little worried..." Zhuge Liang: "No need." Lu Su : "But, don't you think it's getting hotter and hotter in the boat?" Zhuge Liang: "It's a bit awkward to say so...Is there something wrong?" Lu Su: "Yeah, I'm worried that the enemy is shooting rockets..." Zhuge Liang: "Hey!? Zijing ￣￣Can you swim?￣￣￣I can't￣￣￣" 65: A monkey has to stuff peanuts into his butt before taking them out to eat. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey was frightened. Now it must be measured before eating. 66: The hospital has set up 100 channels to prevent patients from escaping, but two mentally ill patients still want to escape from the hospital. Yu Yehei worked hard to climb over the wall. At the 30th wall, "Are you tired?", "No." So the two of them continued to turn outwards. At the 60th wall, "Are you tired?" "No.

"So the two of them continued to turn outwards and reached the 99th wall. "Are you tired? "Tired" "Okay, let's turn back." 67: Xiao Luo: Dad, why do we have humps? Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, so humps can store water! Xiao Luo: Dad , why do we have long hair? Camel Dad: Because the wind and sand are strong in the desert, we have to rely on it to block the wind and sand, so we can see! Little Luo: Dad, why do we have thick hooves? ? Camel Dad: Because there is sand in the desert, so we can stand firmly! Little Luo: Dad, the last question, what are we doing in the zoo? 68: The hen is hatching an egg. The fart came out of the hen: "What are you doing? " Egg: "Your fart smells so bad..." 69: There is a person named "Du Ziteng." When the teacher called the roll call, he asked, "Where is Du Ziteng?" The classmate said: "He has a stomachache." " 70: My girlfriend invited me to watch a movie at her house. After arriving at her house, she wrote the word 'movie' on the wall with a pen, and the two of us sat on the toilet and watched it. 71: One morning , a certain officer, who was known for his strictness, asked the soldiers on morning training: "Are you cold? "Xiao Bing replied: "It's not cold! The officer was annoyed: "Then why are you trembling?" "Xiao Bing replied: "It's freezing! ”