1. Use your real name to tell lies in real life, and use fake names to tell the truth on the Internet.

2. Every girl who shouts about losing weight has a mouth that can’t stop.

3. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

Four. I will not compete with ***, otherwise others will not be able to tell which one is ***.

5. We almost have the most holidays in the world, but we almost have the fewest holidays in the world.

6. Advertising is to tell others that their money can be spent in this way.

7. A farmer asked a veterinarian to breed pigs. The veterinarian said: It seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, then plucked up the courage and said, "Okay, okay, I'm just afraid it will bite me."

8. I will give you the heaviest poop gift since I have pooped. You will definitely eat a pound and eat more. If you feel that the poop volume is not enough, please help yourself!

9. Those who are rich can help make money, and those who have no money can go home and get some money to help make money.

10. The three greatest joys in life: sleeping until you wake up naturally, counting money until your hands cramp, and picking up girls until your legs become weak.

11. You are the master of your words before they are spoken, and you become their slave after they are spoken.

12. We seem to have entered an era where love can only be proven by giving money.

13. A king asked his minister to find one hundred turtles, but the minister found ninety-nine turtles. When the king asked the reason, the minister said: The other one was looking at his mobile phone!

< p>14. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

15. It takes tens of thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human. It only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

16. If you don’t decide on domestic affairs, ask your wife, but on foreign affairs. Bujue Question

17. I thought the earth would grow as long as the sky lasted. Who knows there will be earthquakes

18. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

19. Don’t believe in love at first sight, because you can’t tell how much money the other person earns at a glance.

20. Children treat toys as friends, and adults treat friends as toys.

21. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.

Twenty-two. Asking you how sad you can be is like a eunuch going to a brothel!

Twenty-three. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you have been waiting for has arrived, followed by the wolf. !

Twenty-four, the salted fish turns around and is still the salted fish.

Twenty-five. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.

26. I have always wanted to say something to you, but you know its weight. Once I say it, we may not even be friends, but I can’t control my feelings! Now I encourage you. I have the courage to say to you: When will you treat me to dinner?

Twenty-seven. The mouth is showing off and the heart is surrendering. In fact, we are not so strong. In fact, we are all pretending

Twenty-eight. In the past: First-rate students go abroad, second-rate students take postgraduate entrance exams, and third-rate students get jobs.

Twenty-nine. There are so many idiots in the world, but you have become the best among them

Thirty. Warning: Hello! Because your mobile phone has an ugly appearance and style. It was outdated and had seriously affected the appearance of the city. We decided to send a signal to destroy the aircraft.