2, there is a saying? Love is a woman's best cosmetic? In fact, this is not true. Love has no such power. Love only urges women to buy the best cosmetics, that's all.
3. However, I feel that the masterpiece is different from today's reading taste, and I have decided not to publish it because of five sales.
4. Lin Fu's picking books is like picking vegetables. China's rich and splendid literature and historical materials have caused many casualties in his hands.
5. Hating someone for four years is worse than liking someone for four years. Liking is just an inertia, but hating needs to constantly push yourself.
6. Lin Yuxiang couldn't stand her beauty, so she turned to the window.
7. In people's eyes, it's hateful to occupy the toilet without defecating. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the toilet after defecating.
8. When the bus leaves Shanghai, the road looks like athlete's foot, and it is full of potholes, making a car full of people jump.
9. The eyes of the masses are discerning. In wartime, discerning eyes are used to find enemies; In peacetime, it is used to explore people's privacy!
1. People often believe in miracles when there is no hope, but there are too many people who believe in miracles, and it is too late for everyone to patronize miracles.
11. It is better for me to become a phenomenon and fail in ideological and moral education than not to think at all.
12. All altars are altars at the end, and all circles are wreaths at the end.
13. A person who is protected by nervousness does not forget the content, but forgets the transition.
14. There are three stages of love between men and women nowadays? Kissing relationship, sexual relationship, and then it doesn't matter
15. At the beginning, I was desperate to enter the South Third Middle School, but I was abandoned. I was in a foreign land, but my heart was not there. Yu Xiang felt like a chess game. Even if I had great ambitions, I couldn't advance or retreat.
16. Power is higher than your right to do your best to defend.
17. Don't complain that genius is buried. Just because someone said a word or two, he gave up, and even if he didn't say those words to you, he couldn't be a genius.
18. Scholars believe that all pure love ends in bed. If this is the case, if it can be started in bed again, it can be regarded as a kind of echo from beginning to end.
19. An adult over 18 years old still doesn't know what his future ideal is and what he likes, which is really a failure of education.
2. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said that I can't play the national team again, and I can't play better than Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.
21, timid people, put their dissatisfaction in their stomachs, only for communication between the five internal organs.
22. When a nervous person speaks, he doesn't forget the content, but forgets the transition. He doesn't know what he is talking about at all. How can two sentences with no causal relationship be used? So? String them together.
23. Even if the world has a thousand reasons to make you cry, you should have a thousand reasons to smile.
24. Books are like money. I don't have to save them for my children. It is the embodiment of my love.
25. In the past, people were afraid of being ungrateful, and even though love birds flew away, they didn't want to speak. However, modern people strive to be ungrateful, so that they can be heroes who take the initiative to dump people when boasting.
26. In China, what unknown people say is smelly fart, while what famous people fart is famous saying.
27. In this place, the TV station is like a beauty contest, and whoever is beautiful will win; The radio station seems to be choosing ghosts, and there are ugly people.
28. Moreover, the water in the faucet is not normal. The two kinds of water, hot and cold, are like the two main parties in the United States, which take turns to take power and can never unite. After a long time, the two kinds of water are either dead or dead, and they are never integrated.
29. Nine of zg's ten novels are poor. In recent years, they have developed more like those in advertisements? There is no worst, only worse? .
3. Being happy is the most important thing. No matter how many setbacks there are, we should try our best to rush over.
31. So, if you like driving yourself, I tell you, you can't drive the McLaren team no matter how fast you drive, and you can't drive faster than Schumacher. What's the point of driving? Your driver's license is confiscated.
32. You can't pull seven or eight cows back.
33. Children who don't experience wind and rain will never grow up!
34. A man is stingy in front of men, but it is incredible to be generous in front of women. At ordinary times, he is penniless, but he can't wait to pluck all his hair in front of Yao Shuqin, and Yao Shuqin can buy whatever he wants to eat.
35. A beautiful woman is like a beautiful scenery. You can't feel it when you hear it, but you will feel beautiful when you see it with your own eyes. It can be seen that the eyes are not the most deceptive in love, but the ears are.
36. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors have not made much progress in their knowledge, but only learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that no one can understand it
37. Those who want to speak have to simplify what they have to say in order to leave a corpse of their own words.
38. The difference between the top students and the poor students in that year is that the top students know that carbon dioxide is below zero? The temperature turned into dry ice, while the poor students only remembered that it was MINUS 1 degrees.
39. Behind a failed woman, there is always a successful man. For men, swearing is not an instinct, but cursing women is an instinct.
4. The problem of education now is that no one will take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath in cotton-padded jackets.
41. Father Lin loves books as much as his life. Unfortunately, he only loves books, not reading.
42. I don't like being trapped by nature, and I often violate the class rules. The class teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules for 2 times, so I have to hold three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.
43. Math is doing, and keep doing it until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done during the exam.
44. If you break up and don't drink, it's like not rubbing * * when you're finished. It's not a complete merit. When you wake up after being drunk, it's a sign that your relationship has really disappeared.
45. The beauty of a woman is inversely proportional to her handwriting. The more beautiful a person is, the uglier her handwriting is.
46. At school, the value of a boy who has been kissed will increase greatly, while the value of a girl who has been kissed will drop sharply.
47. For poets, what is most lacking is money, and what is least valuable is poetry.
48. If you live like this for a long time, you will feel empty. Or the red light of seven subjects, illuminating my future.
49. Being a man is either vulgar or elegant, and semi-vulgar and indecent is the most painful person. Xu Zhimo is elegant and Ma Debao is vulgar, but they are all happy people, but you are semi-vulgar and indecent, and your heart should be very painful.
5. A person standing on the edge of a cesspit for a long time will also get sick of dung. If this principle is extended, a person who stays in a pile of books for a long time will certainly get sick of books.
51. Power is higher than the right you try your best to defend.
52. Words spread from Lin's mother to Lin's father's ear, just like Chinese ancient poems spread to foreign countries after translation, and their charm changed greatly.
53. If you watch the fire from the other side, you may still feel warm. If it is your enemy's house, it will be even warmer. If a moth throws a fire, it will probably be a bad result. If it is accurate, it will be burned to death, and it will be furious and put out the fire.
54. The students had a bad impression of Lin Yuxiang, but they also had a bad impression of Ma Debao when they saw him around? For example, if a person's socks on his left foot are smelly, then there is no reason why the socks on his right foot are not smelly.
55. No one will regard you as a treasure, only oneself love oneself.
56. It's abhorrent to occupy the toilet without defecating. In fact, the most abhorrent thing is to occupy the waiting pit after defecating.
57. If all talents can be produced in this era, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If he did, he would be the king of the people, but unfortunately he didn't, so we had to put? All? Under the word man? Wang? Here, take it off. What the times need is only talents.
58. Receive quality education at school during the day and do exam-oriented education at home at night.
59. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived. And love based on money is forever, because money is forever.
6. Time wasted is always inseparable from the word "wasted", "* *" when I went to the countryside. Later, I got mixed up with the mayor's poor mahjong, and I was hunched over playing mahjong, which is the embodiment of the real meaning of wasted.
61. People who have always been knowledgeable are mostly ugly. If there were really no girls interested, who would settle down to study?
62. There are only two kinds of narcissists. One is so beautiful that others despise her. A person is so ugly that others despise her. Both have to fall in love with themselves.
63. I have memorized hundreds of philosophies for more than a year, and I have mastered the theories of thinkers, except for my age.
64. Ma Debao experienced the pain of fetal death, only blaming the surgeon for his poor craftsmanship and secretly scolding the editor for his lack of understanding and bluntness.
65. When I got home, it rained all the time. For two days in a row, my parents arranged for me all day what I liked to eat when I was a child. What kind of vermicelli amaranth jiaozi, leek oil steamed buns, fried dried potatoes, mung bean dumplings and cowpea salty rice?
66. On the night before the exam, Yu Xiang stayed awake for a long time. It is said that this is the excitement before the exam, and the consequence of the excitement before the exam is that he is not excited during the exam.
67. Lin Fu is still childlike, and he said in a word, "Seize the opportunity, take the initiative to introduce it, and finish cooking uncooked rice, which is victory."
68. If the foreign exchange reserves of all countries in the world were measured by RMB, then we wouldn't have to learn English, at least not so hard.
69. There are all kinds of buses parked at the gate of Zhouzhuang, which shows that our country attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.
7. People only live once, and we have to laugh at the ups and downs.
71. Because he is good at arts and science? For example, two dwarfs are taller, and the liberal arts dwarf wins by a centimeter, so he insists on protesting.
72. The greatest regret is being arranged by fate!
73, such as? Birds? You can't show up, can you? Birds? Everything is blacked out, which leads to a hundred mountains and no bird in Water Margin.
74、? I hate that there is no woman in this world who brings together Xi Shi's face, Monroe's figure, Lin Huiyin's temperament and Athena's wisdom. No, Athena's wisdom is unacceptable. Any woman with this wisdom will make all the tricks made by men useless.
75. It will be better to stride forward facing the sun.
76. Behind a failed woman, there is always a successful man.
77. Lin's father was still childlike, and he broke the man's heart in one sentence, saying? Seize the opportunity, take the initiative to introduce, cook uncooked rice, is victory? .
78. Those two people have huge hearts and haven't finished talking for a long time, which shows that the by-product of love is nonsense.
79. Chasing a girl is like an arrow shot by a poor shooter. Generally speaking, the first arrow will miss the target. When you have experience in missing the target, you will gradually feel a little bit. He gave up with a crooked arrow and only blamed the target for not being put right.
8. The past is memories, the present is struggles, and the future is goals.
81, the road depends on yourself, even if it is bumpy, you must live by yourself.
82. XX University is full of stars. When you look closer, it's shabby. There are ten teachers, nine idiots, and one is insane.
83. Lin Fu picks books like vegetables. China's rich and splendid literature and historical materials have caused many casualties in his hands.
84. Life lies in experience, not in square meters; Richness lies in sentiment, not in villas.
85. It is abhorrent to occupy the toilet without defecating, but the most abhorrent thing is to occupy the toilet after defecating.