(Wukong casually throws a box of moonlight and hits the Tang Priest on the head. )
Tang Priest: What? They were about to start work when suddenly ...
Tang Priest: Hey hey! Don't be angry, everyone. Anger will offend you! Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around. Why did you ... you threw the stick away before I finished! Moonlight box is a treasure. If you throw it away, it will pollute the environment. What if you hit a child? Even if you can't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants. (Wukong grabs the moonlight box in Tang Priest's hand) Tang Priest: What?
Wukong: Let go!
Tang Priest: Do you want it?
If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? I'll give it to you if you want it. How can I not give it to you? You don't want me to give it to you, but you don't want me to give it to you, which is impossible. Be reasonable! Now, on the count of three, you have to make it clear whether you want it or not ... Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you?
Tang Priest: Sister, this is all your fault!
Guanyin: Huh?
Tang Priest: Wukong wants to eat me. This is just an idea. It hasn't been realized yet. You have no proof. What crime did he commit? Why don't you wait for him to eat me and you can prove it, so it's not too late to convict him!
Guanyin: Tang Sanzang, I've long heard of your verbosity. I didn't expect you to be so verbose! The diamond ring I gave you was used to subdue this monkey, but you were useless!
Tang Priest: Alas, the size of that diamond ring is too bad. The front is heavy and the back is light, and the left is wide and the right is narrow. After wearing it, it is very uncomfortable. I can't sleep all night, it will get me into trouble! Although he is a monkey, you can't do this to him. The government will accuse me of animal cruelty! Speaking of diamond rings, I met a blacksmith in Chenjiacun last year. He is exquisite in workmanship and reasonable in price. He is innocent. How about I introduce you to order another one?
Tang Priest: I won't embarrass you. Please tell the Jade Emperor that I am willing to pay the price of my life! As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? Please forgive me for doing this, sister. I just want to influence the bad guys to match my fearless spirit of compassion!
Tang Priest: Wukong, do you know what sonorous sonorous is?
Supreme treasure: what clang clang clang clang clang clang clang?
Tang Priest: Bang, bang, bang, bang, that is (singing).
Only you. You can accompany me to the western classics. ...
Supreme treasure: hey ...
Tang Priest: An Liyou!
I'll take the fall, you go to hell and do your best for all beings!
Supreme treasure: I really can't I tell you. ...
Tang Priest: Go-go-!
Supreme treasure: Fuck you! Is that all you got to say (Punching down the Tang Priest) I have already told you that I can't do it, and you have to go up-up-! Open-open-! I can't stand ignoring me completely, and I'll stab you to death again! Tang Priest: Wukong, you can stab me to death. There is no sorrow in life and no pain in death. When you understand, you will naturally come back and sing this song with me! Amitabha, Amitabha ...
(The seventh day has arrived. The cowshed is full of lanterns and colorful decorations. A gallows was set up in the square, and the Tang priest was tied to it and guarded by two little demons. )
Tang Priest: How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? To say a word, I just want to make one more friend before I die.
Tang Priest: So being a demon is like being a human being. You should have a kind heart, a kind heart.
It is no longer a demon, but a shemale.
Tang Priest: Hey, he got it. Did you get it?
Tang Priest: People and goblins are born of mothers, different people are fucking people, and demons are fucking demons.
Bit player A: I can't stand it! (Draw a sword and commit suicide)
Tang Priest: What's your mother's name? (For this walk-on B)
Walk-on B: Ah-! ! !
Tang Priest: Look, it's my sister who wants to save my sister now, and that sister will definitely save her sister in the future.
Tang Priest: Look, am I right?
Walk-on B committed suicide (hanged himself).
Tang Priest: You are faster than me. You are really great!
Tang Priest: Look out! It thundered! It's raining to collect clothes!
(The kids all fainted. )