The most useful thing in a house is the toilet. ——Goyedi

Reading "The President's Instructions" in the toilet - shitting and eating shit at the same time. Toilet Quotes Taiwanese writer and critic Li Ao

The worst thing is the cramp dance (cramp-like dance), where three to four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet. ——Zhou Libo, founder of Shanghai Style Qingkou, "One Zhou Libo Show"

When I saw that the toilet tank was full, I immediately took out the feces. Although I sacrificed my rest time all morning, there was still a lot of dirt in the toilet. Very clean. People jokingly call me a turd man. I think it's very honorable to be a shit man. ——Lei Feng's "Lei Feng's Diary"

There is an open secret that you must also know: most feminist philosophers, whether they are called Julan or Shufen, are just transvestites. A man wearing a turtleneck sweater to hide his Adam's apple and a pair of high-heeled shoes the size of a sea-going ship under his skirt. He was sprinkled with too much perfume and farted so loudly that all the paid toilets on the street put up signs: Philosophy Home is free of charge. ——Wang Xiaobo, a contemporary Chinese writer Ears are blocked. When eating and studying, chopsticks often put cigarette butts from ashtrays into your mouth, but you are less likely to get beriberi because you are most used to picking your feet when studying. Unfortunately, they all have spider-like bodies, and they all have swollen eyes like goldfish. None of them are beautiful, only they are sad and sick. ——Contemporary writer Jia Pingwa

Someone asked me the explanation of "freedom". I say that action that is within reason (or etiquette) and does not harm (or disturb) others is freedom. For example, if you live alone within a wall, even if you don't wear pants, no one will interfere with you. That is your freedom. It's presumptuous. For another example, if you go into the toilet and find a urine bucket, you try to relieve yourself. That is your freedom. If you defecate naked in the streets, no matter day or night, no matter whether there are people or not, not only is it not free, it is also illegal. ——Luo Yonghao, founder of Niubo.com

People are strange. When it comes to "three words" to say, the first thing people think of is "I love you", but they don't think of "bastard", " "You donkey", "Help", "Go to the toilet" and even "Let's break up" are all three words.

It is urgent for human beings and needs what human beings need. It never looks at whether you are beautiful or ugly, and it never distinguishes your status! As long as you need it, it will help you!

Poetry is an elegant thing. Although there are many sentences describing vulgar things in poetry, what toilet culture represents cannot be described in poetry.