2. Poems about obesity
A funny poem about obesity 1. Humorous sentences praising obesity
1, long time no see, you have gained weight!
2. It is said that all fat papers have one thing in common, that is, they have all been touched by others ... Have you ever been touched?
Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Grow quickly, grow quickly."
My three shortcomings are: firstly, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!
5, life is like this, a wave of unrest, a wave of ups and downs. Treat allergies in spring and oils in summer, treat alopecia in autumn and dryness in winter, remove acne and wrinkle less, and then fight obesity all your life.
6. The wife is a fat girl. Advantages: It is easy to raise, and the fleshy girl seems to be able to grow meat if she really drinks water.
7. "A woman who can't control her figure will never make a difference in her life." No, you see, I can be fat if I want to be fat, and I can be fat if I want to be fat again.
According to the survey, 98% of fat people are handsome and beautiful, but sadly, 99% of fat people can't lose weight! ! ! Sadly, when I tried to be that 1%, I found that I was actually that 2%. …TMD！ ! !
9. Don't call others ... it's rude to see them a little fatter!
2. What are the sentences praising "Fat Man"?
1. I'd rather be a little fatter and more refined than a little thinner.
You are not fat, just angry.
There is nothing wrong with making a fat paper, at least it can warm others.
Fortunately, I'm a little fat. I can feel my stomach when I'm sad.
Even if you lose weight and look good, everything will be fine. People who don't love you still don't love you. No matter how fat and ugly you are, no matter how bad you are, people who love you will never abandon you.
6. Never change yourself because of anyone. Fat people feel good; Fat people save air conditioning; Fat people are welcomed by many ethnic groups, such as cannibals; Fat people are manly and sweaty; Fat people are strong in heart, broad-minded and fat; Fat people won't get angry if they say anything.
7. Fat people are fat and powerful.
8. Being thin is slim, and being fat is plump.
9. A plump baby can be praised, with fine eyes and lovely eyes.
10. Praise you, Fat Sister, you have fully demonstrated the beauty of Datang.
1 1. You make the best of everything, and your big belly can accommodate all the hypocrisy in the world.
12. Fat girls have good skin.
13. Not fat, plump and blessed.
14. In the Tang Dynasty, you called it beauty.
15. You are lucky to please your elders at first sight.
3. What are some funny words to describe "girls are fat"?
Jewellery, fat and strong, broad-minded and fat, fat and big ears, heavyweight, outstanding (heavy) appearance and so on.
The first four are idioms and the last two are funny words.
1. Zhu Yuanyurun zhyuán yürán
Interpretation: Run: delicate and smooth. Round as a pearl, smooth as jade. Metaphor is euphemistic and beautiful, or poetry is smooth and lively.
2. Fat biāo féI tǐZhang
Interpretation: describe the meaning of being fat and strong.
3. Broad-minded and fat: xρxěn kuān tǐpán
Explanation: The original meaning is that people are open-minded and peaceful in appearance. Later used to refer to people who are happy and have nothing to worry about, so they are also fat.
4. féI tóu dàr with big head and big ears
Interpretation: a fat head and two big ears. Describe a fat figure, sometimes referring to a lovely child.
4. Interesting sentences about body fat
1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
Even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.
You know, it's a shame to say "Do you have any extra-large clothes" to the salesgirl. But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.
4. When you squeeze the bus and subway, you can do it with ease.
Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality.
6. How much cosmetics have been saved by losing your face.
7. Don't wear a green down jacket, just like a watermelon, and don't wear a red one, just like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun
8. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation rather than curiosity.
9. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
10, when you travel romantically, you won't smooth the back belt of your boyfriend's bike.
1 1. Now you have to pay more for smoking. Who can say that it will not be stipulated after 20 years: when buying life insurance, because it is extremely important, you will pay more?
12, I planned to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt, which will make your eyes shine, and I don't want to become a nut wall and block your sight.
13, I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a "women's dress" that suits me.
14, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.
15, sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.
16, scientists say that the overweight, the shorter life expectancy!
17, I am fat and I don't dislike my people. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
18, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
19, obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.
20. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?
2 1 Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, then lose weight.
5. What are some funny and playful quotations from fat people?
1, I am actually an angel, and the reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.
I prayed to God to make me rich, but God kept making me fat.
No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!
4. My ideal is simple: to have the body of Monkey and live the life of Bajie.
Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.
6. I weigh myself now and even want to pull out my eyebrows.
7, life is alive, don't talk about weight!
8, don't laugh at the fat man, fat man is a good boy:
A. Being laughed at since childhood and being able to grow up mentally sound proves that fat people have a stronger heart than ordinary people.
B. Fat people are well aware of their physical deficiencies and will work harder in other areas, so successful people are generally fatter.
C. Fat people are rarely cherished by others, so they can have a heart to cherish others.
9. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.
10, the fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
1 1. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.
12, people who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.
13, fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalaya.
14, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.
15 I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who couldn't lose weight" ...
16, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
17, many people interpret "generosity" as "pregnancy".
18. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
19, the fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
20, don't wear a green down jacket, put it on like a watermelon, don't wear red, put it on like a tomato. Not even yellow. Wear grapefruit or something. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. And don't wear beige. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun
6. Do you have a joke or limerick to make fun of your friend's fatness?
When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?
Seeing a fat man sleeping on the grass not far away, mother mosquito asked the little mosquito to try to suck his blood. This is the first time that a mosquito has tried to suck human blood. As a result, the little mosquito came back hungry.
When his mother asked him why, he replied, "The sound made by that fat man is too scary."
Mother asked, "What's that noise?"
The little mosquito replied, "Before I flew in front of him, I heard someone say," Use nunchakus, hum, hum, hehe ... "
There are two fat papers in the office, a man and a woman, who quarrel every day and call each other fat.
One day, everyone said to go swimming, and the fat girl said to the fat man, don't go. If you jump, the water in the pool will overflow.
Male fat paper unhurriedly replied: I can't jump, and I get stuck in the pool when I jump. Laugh and spray collectively!
Poetry about obesity 1. Poems about obesity
Ten reasons to like fat people. First, it is ergonomic to use his chubby arm as a pillow. His body is the best big pillow and he is comfortable to sleep. Second, a generous chest is your best refuge. You can find comfort in his chest when you are tired, tired and wronged. Third, the average fat person has an optimistic and open-minded personality, so such a man is your best pistachio; Fourth, when he kisses you with soft lips, your heart will fall; Fifth, the meat tastes good; Sixth, the fleshy neck can just bury your face, let you smell him, relieve your mood and have a decompression effect; Seven, a round belly is a good place for you to play; Eight, because he is fat, his movements will be gentle, but when his hand slides over your body, it will make your bones crisp; Nine, because of fat, it has the characteristics of warm winter and cool summer. It can be used as a quilt in winter and an air conditioner in summer, which is both environmentally friendly and energy-saving; Ten, that kind of warm and fragrant nephrite is full, only a fat man can give you trust in me, it's really exhausted, but I haven't found it yet.
2. Poems about fat people
Ten reasons to like fat people. First, it is ergonomic to use his chubby arm as a pillow. His body is the best big pillow and he is comfortable to sleep. Second, a generous chest is your best refuge. You can find comfort in his chest when you are tired, tired and wronged. Third, the average fat person has an optimistic and open-minded personality, so such a man is your best pistachio; Fourth, when he kisses you with soft lips, your heart will fall; Fifth, the meat tastes good; Sixth, the fleshy neck can just bury your face, let you smell him, relieve your mood and have a decompression effect; Seven, a round belly is a good place for you to play; Eight, because he is fat, his movements will be gentle, but when his hand slides over your body, it will make your bones crisp; Nine, because of fat, it has the characteristics of warm winter and cool summer. It can be used as a quilt in winter and an air conditioner in summer, which is both environmentally friendly and energy-saving; Ten, that kind of warm and fragrant nephrite is full, only a fat man can give you trust in me, it's really exhausted, but I haven't found it yet.
3. Poetry about obesity
Cantonese tune pink _ fat prostitutes make friends late at night
Author: Wang Heqing
Fat prostitutes have sex at night, and mandarin ducks are turned red. The rain stopped and the clouds closed, which was difficult to handle: when it fell on people, it was so big, so thick and so fat that Shen Dongyang was crushed to death. The spring breeze is cold and fragrant, and the eyes are still open and closed. Nanmo's needles are not all green, and he hates wheat straw, and the flowers in the forest are rare. Yunxianghan, where is the man in black? Cold begonia is late.
Two-color Ling Boxian tune Guan Hanqing
Author: Jia
Take the lead. It's windy in a few months, flowers are accompanied by wine, and fat horses are light. Although Wang Mian is a famous missionary, his charm is distinct, his appearance is better than Pan's, and his articles are full of stars. Heart-to-heart, fat, respectful and well dressed. The history of eastern Zhejiang in Shuaifu calendar complements both ends of Cao E's Crying River, accompanied by yellow sand and white grass. Hanging high, peach hanging apricot, called high Zen, yellow
Potty: the appearance of obesity. Describe what obesity looks like.
Fat head and big ears, a fat head and two big ears. Describe a fat figure, sometimes referring to a lovely child.
Brain full of intestines and fat brain full: refers to fat head and big ears; Intestinal fat: refers to a fat body and a big belly. Describe the fat and ugly image of the exploiter who eats all day.
Fat head and big face describe obesity, sometimes referring to lovely children. Both are "fat heads and big ears."
Fat head and ears describe obesity, sometimes referring to lovely children. Both are "fat heads and big ears."
Fasting poop: the appearance of obesity. Metaphor is no real talent and learning.
4. What poems describe "women are fat"?
The waist is thick and the legs are flat, and one person is better than the other.
Busy in the east and busy in the west, tears streaming down her face at sunrise and sunset. Poetry describing women: 1. There will be no beauty in the future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! Dump the national 62616964757a68696416fe59b9e7ad943133363396337 city appearance! Surprised for the world! 2. Hibiscus is not as beautiful as beauty makeup, and the water temple is full of fragrance. 3. Being receptive, indifferent, sweet and sincere, with soft and delicate skin and well-proportioned bones. As beautiful as Zhi Tao in March, as beautiful as chrysanthemum in September. 5. The eyes and eyebrows are delicate, and the voice and smile are gentle. 6. Beauty is drunk, and Zhu Yan is a little. 8. Ice muscles are naturally thin, and flying away is more important. 9. She will never powder her face with her own hands again. Lotus is ashamed of jade 1 1. There are beautiful women in the north, who are peerless and independent 12. People are like the moon on the side, and frost and snow on the wrist 13. Laugh at spring peaches first, clouds pile up. The lips are full of cherry blossoms and the teeth are fragrant. 14. Silence is like a flower shining on the water, and action is like the wind. 15. If you are not leaning against the fence alone, you will find it difficult to see the time at other times. 16. A graceful girl is ashamed, but the years are not sad. 17. Beauty is more enchanting, and autumn water is like snow.
The so-called Iraqis are on the water side. 20. Who will twist their hearts and feel dizzy? Yang Yuhuan: Yang Yuhuan (AD 7 19- AD 756): This figure is too real. The court musicians and dancers in Tang Dynasty were plump, good at singing and dancing, and smooth in melody.
Her musical talent is rare among the queens of past dynasties, and she is praised by later generations as one of the four beauties in ancient China. There are five versions about its native place: Xiang Kun, Zhou Guo (now Lingbao, Henan), Yongle, Zhou Pu (now Yongji, Shanxi), Huayin, Hongnong (now Huayin, Shaanxi), Chengdu, Sichuan and Rongzhou, Guangxi (now Rongxian, Guangxi).
She was born in an official family, and her father, Yang Xuanyan, was a manager in Zhou Shu. First of all, she is Princess Li Mao, the son of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. After being ordered to become a monk, he was canonized as a imperial concubine by his father, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty.
In the 15th year of Tianbao (756), An Lushan rebelled, went into exile in Shu and passed through Mawei Post Station, where he died on June 14th.
5. What poems describe "girls are a little fat"?
Poems describing "girls are a little fat" include: "It was early spring. They let her bathe in a pure pool to warm and smooth her creamy skin.
3231313353236313431363533E5943133333393736 ""The hands are soft and the skin is like jelly. "The face is like a full moon, the glow is like the morning sun, the color is like lotus, and the muscles are like condensed honey."
"There is a beautiful man, big and curly." "The flesh and blood are deep, just for entertainment."
"It was early spring. They let her bathe in the pure flower pond to warm and smooth her creamy crystal skin. " This sentence comes from Bai Juyi's Song of Eternal Sorrow in the Tang Dynasty.
Bai Juyi (772 -846), a native of Xinzheng, Henan Province, was born in Taiyuan, Lotte, Xiangshan, and drunk. He was a great realistic poet in the Tang Dynasty and one of the three great poets in the Tang Dynasty.
Yang Guifei was given a bath in Huaqing Pool by the emperor before going to bed. The watermark of the hot spring pool indicates that her ice and snow skin is "soft and firm, with a collar like a salamander and teeth like a rhinoceros." From "Shi Feng Wei Tells People", it is a tribute to Wei Zhuanggong's wife Zhuang Jiang. It has four chapters, seven sentences in each chapter and four words in each sentence.
Fat: white and fat. "The face is like a full moon, the glow is like the morning sun, the color is like lotus, and the muscles are like condensed honey." From Cai Yong's Xie Chufu.
Cai Yong (A.D.133-A.D. 192), born in Boshu and Chen (now Chenliu Town, Kaifeng City, Henan Province), was a writer and calligrapher in the Eastern Han Dynasty. Dong Zhuo is a powerful minister. When he was in power, he worshipped Zuo Zhonglang as a minister, so later generations also called him "Cai Zhonglang".
The father of Cai Yan (Cai Wenji), a famous talented woman in the Three Kingdoms period. This sentence means that the woman's appearance, figure and skin are good.
"There is a beautiful man, big and curly." From The Book of Songs Chen Fengze North, it describes a tall and muscular woman.
Huge and curly-plump, tall and beautiful. Huge means rich and tall, scroll means saving words, and it means beautiful and beautiful. "The flesh and blood are deep, just for entertainment."
From "Songs of the South", fleshy: plump. Microbone: A slender bone.
This sentence means: plump body, slender bones, very friendly. Reference: http://www.gushiwen.org/.