1. Every family is home, big or small.

2. It’s great to have this dream!

3. Don’t look back, I won’t leave.

4. Burn, my youth.

5. If I don’t smoke, where will the smoke come from?

6. I can still be bullied by you in my dream!

7. What’s going on? I told you to get lost. Are you lost?

8. Ma Dongmei: It’s so tiring to pretend to be innocent.

9. Just once and I will accompany you till eternity.

10. It’s as if someone has the best brain.

11. Don’t look back, I haven’t left yet, and I won’t leave.

12. Brother, what are you looking for? Dad, can you help you look for it?

13. If you go to a banquet alone, all your classmates will dress in chicken feathers.

14. Just a red light made my blood boil.

15. Even if we have no future, it was because of you!

16. How did you treat the teacher's words as farts!

17. Wife, no, do you know what a Ferrari is?

18. You lie at home all day long, and your limbs are almost degenerating.

19. I will be by your side, by your side, and I will never look back.

20. Some people are deficient in iron, some are deficient in calcium, but I am deficient in face.

21. It is not easy to have someone who loves you. How can you bear to break her heart.

22. One second you are red-faced and arguing, the next second you turn around and make peace.

23. You, you are different from others, don’t focus on studying.

On the 24th, in spring, I will give you everything. Can you give me the winter plums?

25. Teacher: How did you do it? Take what the teacher said as fart.

26. The smell of fennel can remind you of my goodness when you are tired.

27. Don’t threaten the teacher with self-harm, you are giving up on yourself.

Twenty-eight, Dachun: Ah ah ah, teacher, do you think my sneakers look good?

29. I have to thank my wife for turning me into a textbook idiot.

Thirty. I will give you everything. Can you please return the winter plums to me?

31. Foot therapist: Oh, how about I give you a full set of eye exercises.

32. Putting fennel in the noodles is to remind you of my goodness when you get tired.

Thirty-three, you think that everything is not chosen well, and what you want and what you get do not match up.

34. Look at Ma Dongmei walking like that. Do you want to ride a pig? Riding a pig and throwing a javelin.

35. When you think about it later when you are bored, the taste will remind people of its goodness.

Thirty-six, Charlotte: If the money is gone, you can still make money, but if the people are gone, there is nothing.

Thirty-seven. In the spring, I will give you everything I have. Can you return the winter plums to me?

38. She is the recognized school beauty of our school, and I am the recognized joke of our school.

Thirty-nine, Yuan Hua: Don’t worry, before a person is destroyed, he must first be allowed to expand!

Forty. I don’t know why, but I always feel like I have been living in his shadow for so many years.

Forty-one, Dachun: I hit someone’s car, let’s run away, or someone will ask us to compensate later.

42. If those stories happened again, maybe this moment is the one you can’t let go of the most.

43. I haven’t had a father since I was a child. My father’s name is Ma Dong, so I was named Ma Dongmei when I was born.

44. Charlotte and I are going to visit his mother’s grave. You said we’re all doing this together.

45. Charlotte’s mother: Charlotte is a child who has a hard life. When he was born, Charlotte’s father was unknown.

46. The young couple has been together for a long time, so don’t spend the little money you have on quarreling.

47. You said that the smell of fennel will make me think more about you when I get tired of you in the future.

48. In fact, I quite admire you. It doesn’t matter if a man is old or ugly. What matters is that he is talented.

Forty-nine, Charlotte: Dachun, I am so jealous of you. Dachun: Huh? Charlotte: Being able to live like a **.

Fifty, Dachun: I think Ma Dongmei is prettier than Qiu Ya. Charlotte: When did you become blind?

51. Teacher: What are you going to do in Dachun! Dachun: Me! also! No! Know! I want! Dry! What!

Fifty-two. What time is it now? The food hasn’t been served yet, and my pants have fallen off due to hunger. Fortunately, I have my belt on, haha.

Fifty-three, Qiu Ya: Do you know what Dong Shi Xiao Fang means? Ma Dongmei: Who is Dong Shi? Why does he urinate frequently?

Fifty-four. Groom: Qiu Ya is a good boy. I have finally found true love. I divorced for her and I don’t regret it at all.

Fifty-five. One time you drank too much and vomited all over the naan. Now when I look at the pizza, it makes me sick!

56. Teacher: Classmate Yuan Hua, what’s wrong with you? Yuan Hua: No! No! This question is too difficult, I can’t do it! Won’t do it!

57. Auntie, I can actually understand you very well. My dad’s name is Ma Dong. My dad died when I was born, so my name is Ma Dongmei.

It’s spring, can we wear autumn trousers under autumn clothes in the future? No, my mother said you shouldn’t catch cold in your belly button, as it’s easy to have diarrhea, haha!

59. I am so upset that I suddenly turned into a crying fool, not like a cadre of the Sanhao Student League.

60. Teacher Wang: Just yesterday, classmate Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district essay competition. The title of the essay was "My Father, the District Chief".

61. Charlotte: The sunflower has a good meaning. It symbolizes always facing the sun, sunshine, and romance! Ma Dongmei: No, mainly because it is edible.

Sixty-two. Students, turn to page 142. The third question is a required question. I didn’t take it in the first two years, but I will definitely take it this year. Here are fifteen points. Do you want to memorize it? .

Sixty-three, Charlotte: Ma Dongmei always eats melon seeds in class, which affects my grades. Teacher: How can your grades be affected? Is there still room for improvement in your grades?

64. If you change my lyrics casually, it’s superfluous. If you look at the stars one, two, three and four connected in a line, do you think you are a greedy snake? I get angry when I see you.

65. Teacher: Why don’t you sleep in the same place if you change places? Charlotte: Can I sleep with someone else? Teacher: Do you think you are the principal and can sleep with whomever you want?

Sixty-six, Charlotte, where have you been in the past few years? You don't come to every class reunion every year. What difficulties do you really have to tell us all? Even if we can't help you, can't we still have fun?

67. Teacher Wang: What are you wearing? You look so cool! Where is your school uniform! Charlotte: Who wears school uniforms to weddings? Teacher Wang: Whose wedding are you attending? Your mother got married again, right?

68. Teacher Wang: Read, let us classmates listen to how the second-ranked idiot in our class committed a crime! Dachun: Hehehehe. Teacher Wang: Do you still have the nerve to smile? Are you proud of ranking first?

Sixty-nine, Charlotte: "I once had a dream. I dreamed that we were married. The first time you cooked was to make braised noodles with fennel for me. You said the smell of fennel. , it will make me think more about your goodness when I get tired of you in the future.

Seventy. Charlotte: I have been wasting my time, but I didn’t expect that God would give me another chance. The opportunity to be reborn. So, I want to thank heaven and earth. Principal: You have to thank the school, thank the teachers, and thank your class for not being high.

71. Charlotte: Mom, my son is unfilial. , I can’t serve you till you grow old. You can find another one while you are still young. Don’t worry, Zhang Yang is a person worth trusting. Zhang Yang: Luo’er, let’s talk about our own affairs from now on. I’ll call you brother. My name is Dad.

72. Charlotte: Uncle, is Ma Dongmei’s house upstairs? Uncle: Ma Dongmei? Uncle: What is Dongmei? : Ma Dongmei. Uncle: What kind of plum is Ma? The air is noisy, but you know that my only wish is that the world is too small, I will take you to the ends of the earth, stop searching in a corner without worries, and grow old slowly in a carefree time. Do you know that all my heart beats with you?

Seventy-four, just once, I will accompany you to see the world, laugh to your heart's content in the sunny days, and enjoy the free air. There is so much noise here, do you know that my only wish is that the world is still small, I will take you to the ends of the earth, stop searching in a corner without worries, and grow old slowly in a carefree time, you can. Know that all my heart beats with you.