Shh-don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image! You brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me. 3, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield. Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat. 6. I should be polite to Ou Di. (Kicking Ou Di) Sorry, Ou Di, I did it now. I can't let that chicken write after my name. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight. 9. Come on, Ou Di, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner. 10, the stomach is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is nothing good in it. 1 1. With spaghetti, who will eat rats? 12, "Ou Di was shivering with cold outside the window, so pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I must do something. " Garfield drew the curtains. 13, you can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten. 14, if you don't want to give others something to eat, you have to remind them of something. 15, the trouble with chocolate is that it's gone after eating. 16, the cutest is a small table with pork rolls. 17, (deep ...)-Am I dreaming? I don't sleep in quilts ... 18. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as ... spaghetti. 19, it's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you gain weight. The characteristic of a loser is that he will continue to fail. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down. 2 1, Garfield should have three wishes: "The first is pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third is, Oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork rolls." 22. I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again ... maybe, maybe not forever. 23. Garfield is in front of the wishing pool: Now, can you give us Monday back? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. ..... by the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too? 24. A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened! If you can't beat your enemies, join them. 26. Hello, Jon. I am in Abu Dhabi now. The worst place here is not that there is no pasta, nor that it is thousands of miles away from home. The most terrible thing is that it is full of cute cats that have been mailed! 27. "Garfield, you're not really going to send me to Abu Dhabi by express mail, are you?" "No, Jon, I won't. I will use slow motion, which will be cheaper. " 28, no, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails. Jon, if you can guess how many chocolate beans are in this jar, everything in this jar will be yours. I guess you have eaten them all. -You guessed it! Jon: Garfield, are you here to protect me? Garfield: No, I'm here to confirm your guilt. ..........., how many years do you think the Cat Committee will give Jon? I think it is best to sentence him to 99 years. 3 1, Ou Di, can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle! The problem with dogs is that they have no switches. 33. I still want to say sorry to Ou Di-(At this moment, Ou Di stood at the table, walked over and kicked it. I have to say it twice now. Today is Monday. Everything is wrong. What should I do? Oh, I see. (Kicking Ou Di, but Ou Di is floating in the air) Hey! Even the gravity of the earth is out of spirit today. 35. Let's stop here! I'm going to take my third nap today. I wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work. I'm bungee jumping, can't you see? 38. I slept well, 16 hours. I like taking a nap. Garfield saw Odie the dog run into an old castle and ran with it. Open the door, a hall is dark in the middle of winter. Garfield shouted, "Ou Di!" Echo (fading): "Ou Di-Ou Di-Ou Di-"Garfield shouted again: "Where are you?" Echo (still fading): "Where are you? -Where are you? -Where are you? -"Garfield thought," that sounds good. Garfield continued to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" " "Echo (amplification):" Impossible-nonsense-nonsense-deception-"//Faint 40, Jon:" Garfield, guess what I brought you? " Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as it can be eaten. 4 1, Jon is taking a bath and Garfield is sleeping. Garfield: Singers who sing in the shower should be dragged into the street and shot. 42. Garfield is waiting for dinner at the dining table, but Jon is busy going out. Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten anything important? Garfield: You know, it is a felony not to make breakfast for cats in some states. 43. Garfield: (Telling a story) Once upon a time, there was a little girl ... (The picture shows Ou Di wearing a princess dress) ... She ... (Odie suddenly turned around and stuck out her long tongue) ... She was ugly in the refrigerator! ! 44. Garfield said to Ou Di with an ice cream in his hand, Ou Di, would you like to lick it? Odie looked at Garfield with joy, sincerity and expectation. Garfield sticks out his tongue, licks Odie's face very hard and continues to eat ice cream ... 45. Although Ou Di is a dog, he sometimes lives like a dog. -cat philosopher 46. (After the bleak violin music) Hey! Hold your head high and stride forward! You have to prove to people that you are not a potato to be bullied. It is not enough to have a bird in your hand. 48. Garfield's diet secret: 1. I'm not going to have a second round when I'm full. Get enough food for the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5kg. 3. Never eat diet candy. 4. Don't make friends with your girlfriend who runs a restaurant or pastry shop at home. 5. Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits and so on. 6. Cold food should not be eaten (except ice cream). 7. Leave a little for every meal, don't eat it all-such as the cherry on the ice cream sundae). 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you. 49. Garfield finally decided to lose weight. He started doing push-ups, but he felt very tired after doing the first one, so he squatted on the ground and said to himself,' I'm really tired, forget it, I'm lying down today and I won't sleep tomorrow ... 50. Once, God asked many flying cats how they accomplished their tasks. He asked Garfield, I sent you to earth. How many times have you completed your mission? Garfield said, next time? Just once! 5 1,-I'm not fat. I'm just a little short according to my weight. 52. Garfield dreamed that he had lost weight and fell through the gap in the manhole cover, so he woke up and began to eat crazily. Don't be afraid! Garfield! This is just a dream! This is just a dream! (Garfield opens his mouth as wide as possible and measures it with a ruler) Jon, my birthday cake needs to be this big. I decided to live a regular life: I only sleep 8 hours a day, so I only sleep 122 days a year ... it's April 1, August 1. Remember to wake me up. Jon: Garfield! Didn't you say you only ate until three o'clock in the afternoon? It's already five o'clock! Garfield: Yes, I said until three o'clock in the afternoon, but I didn't say what day.