Landlord ... I made it up in China, which is not funny at all ... I gave you an NBA I watched a long time ago ... and laughed at me for a long time _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. Because the four-year World Cup in South Africa pushed the simultaneous NBA Finals to a position where no one paid attention, the NBA superstar represented by Kobe Bryant was unwilling to be lonely, so he rose up and formed 33 teams to request to participate in the World Cup. The name of the team is poetic and tragic, and it is called "Titanic Team". Can you imagine a team with an average height of more than 2 meters participating in the World Cup? Let's look forward to ... lineup analysis ■ goalkeeper: Yao Ming is the goalkeeper, who dares to disagree? The football goal is 7.32 meters wide and 2.44 meters high. As long as Yao reached out and hooked the beam, he sealed the doorposts on both sides with a slight movement. When a 2.26-meter goalkeeper stands in front of the door and opens his arms, his powerful aura is enough to shock every striker. Whether you are Cristiano Ronaldo or Rooney, you all bow before Yao Ming. Black boy's weapon: The most important thing is that Yao Ming's ears don't work well, which makes him unaffected by the loudspeakers of South African fans. ■ Backcourt: Battier, Duncan, Howard, Garnett. If possible, all four can be elected as the best defensive players. They are all good at defense. Battier is good at marking people, he can keep an eye on every striker; Duncan's solid defense for ten years is as old and strong as Maldini; The best defensive player in the league in the past three years has been awarded to Howard and Garnett. No matter whether they walk on the ground or fly high, no one is their opponent. Black weapon: most importantly, all four players are goal experts! ■ Midfielder: quick technique, strange passing, elusive dribbling, route planning, and the midfielder must be Nash. Kidd is the best midfielder because of his excellent defense and assists. Out of respect for Brazilian football, Barbossa, wearing the jersey of 10, was selected as the "Titanic", and the "Brazil Lightning" attack in the back row was extremely sharp. Black weapon: Nash, the engine of midfield, is the most famous basketball player in NBA. Every holiday, he will invite some famous football players to his football summer camp, which is quite legendary among football stars. ■ Forward: The combination on the forward line, of course, is Kobe Bryant, the representative of the golden generation, and Wade and James, the representative of the 2003 generation. Kobe lived in Italy since childhood and was deeply influenced by Italian football. He can do what others can do, and he can do what others can't. Wade is called "The Flash", and he is Robinho's second. As for James, can you find a better figure than Drogba on the football field? I can't. But on the basketball court, that's James! Black boy: How many goals can Messi score in a game? Three? Four? Don't forget, James and Kobe are both players who can score more than 20 goals in a game! The team with the best tactical board needs appropriate tactics, and several tactics we have formulated for Titanic will show their characteristics and killing skills to the maximum extent. First, the tactical foul took the initiative to force the grab. The actual statement is "tactical foul", which is usually used in the final stage of NBA games. In fact, Capello often uses this method, which can easily disrupt the opponent's original smooth offensive organization in the middle and front court, thus winning. Transplanting this tactic to the football field is to knock down the opponent with a strong physical advantage. Think about it. What if Howard, Garnett and Duncan surround Messi in the middle? Is it too cruel? Team: Argentina Team 2. Defensive counterattack on the football field, in the game where the weak enemy is strong, the weak team often uses defensive counterattack to obtain favorable results for themselves. NBA players are no strangers to this move. There is a famous saying in NBA that "defense wins the championship", which shows that this tactic has penetrated into their hearts. In the face of repeated bombing by Kaka and Robinho, this will test Yao Ming's ability. You know, Brazilians like ground cooperation, and heading is not their advantage. It's hard to imagine that Yao Ming, who is 2.26 meters tall, bent down to meet Kaka's volley! Team: Brazil III. Short pass infiltration "Don't say we are boors, we can't play with flowers. In fact, we have a heart of technical football. " This is the voice of head coach Stern. Let's watch a VCR: Stoudemire passes the ball to Nash in an all-star dunk contest, and Nash sends a wonderful assist with a header relay. Stoudemire took over cricket and dunked the windmill. Another paragraph: or dunk contest. Nash put the basketball on the ground behind his feet, and suddenly came an "Ilhan pass", which was accurately passed to Stoudemire, who dunked with both hands! What do these two actions mean? NBA teams can also play technology! For the team: once you meet a heavy team, Titanic will do this. Australia and Greece … Are you trembling? Fourth, high-altitude bombing We often laugh at China as the first team. In fact, it is not shameful to win by height advantage. The so-called "people make the best use of their talents" is the truth. This team with an average height of more than 2 meters will not suffer, whether it is facing Serbia, a big country, or Germany, which is dominant in strength. If you don't believe me, imagine: Yao Ming, 2.26 meters, raises his hand to serve goal kick, and accurately sends the ball to Howard, 2. 1 1 meter. Howard Leon throws the ball to Duncan, 2. 1 1 m. Duncan puffed up his cheeks and tried his best. A pass that ran through the audience went directly to the opponent's restricted area, and James dived to the top at 2.03 meters. If you think it's okay, please adopt it. ...