The "May Day" holiday has arrived, and this period is a good time for Neptune to go out and expand the fish pond...

Someone asked: What exactly is "Neptune"? ?

First of all, the "Sea King" should be smart. Since he is a "king", he must have control over the sea, and he must have some family background.

Let’s make a bold guess: He has control over the sea, and he must be able to control some small fish and shrimps! Is he a fisherman? No, to be precise, he is a fisherman with a "background"...

There is a famous saying from "Aquaman": A scumbag will make you drunk, but Aquaman will make you cry and heartbroken! So stay away from Neptune, everyone has a responsibility! Next, I will teach you a few tricks to easily tell whether he is Neptune?

One, I will fall in love with you easily!

If a boy just adds your contact information and you haven’t even talked for a few words, he says he likes you, asks you to call him husband, and calls you “baby”.

He has taken on the identity of his boyfriend and restrained you. You plan to take your time! But he pressed the "fast forward button" all of a sudden, wanting to be with you right away. At this time, you have to pay attention: this baby, dear, of his, is all a long-planned routine.

If you respond, you have entered his "fish pond". If you are angry, he will first say "sorry" to stabilize you. Then, he continued the onslaught of sweet words:

"I'm sorry, I really like you so much. As for me, I unconsciously want to call you baby and be nice to you. If you don't like it, then I won't. ”

Second, judge from the way we get along with you!

He never asks you to meet in the afternoon or evening. He often asks you to meet at eight or nine in the evening. After dinner, he will sit in a small bar for a while, or directly to a midnight movie.

Finally, he invited you to his residence on the grounds that it was not safe to go back late at night. At this time, you taste it, you taste it carefully...

Also, he He may disappear or disappear from time to time. No matter how you message or call him, he will never reply! A few hours later or the next day, I sent you a message asking for forgiveness. The reason was nothing more than:

"I suddenly worked overtime yesterday and I was with my colleagues!"

"I Yesterday I was drinking with some buddies, and we know each other. If you don’t believe me, call Lao Li..."

Do you believe this reason?

Neptune will not easily travel to a different place with you. Even if you are ready to travel, he will not, because traveling requires at least two days and one night, so what he "raised" What to do with "fish"? Wouldn’t that expose the secret?

Third, determine his actions based on social clues!

Neptune’s circle of friends is the undercurrent under calm conditions, and every word is full of special meaning!

Want to know if he is Aquaman? It just depends on whether he will intentionally or unintentionally indicate that he is in an emotional window in his own circle of friends or when replying to others.

You can also observe his life and work. If there are a lot of girls around him and his relationship with the opposite sex is better than that with the same sex, he will most likely be Neptune.

Fourth, time is extremely precious!

Neptune's time is very precious, so his patience with a "fish" won't last long! If he suddenly becomes very cold towards you or stops replying to your messages, it is very likely that he has a new "fish" to raise.

Girls, please don’t think that if Neptune is greeting you now, as considerately as an app, he really likes you, are you the only one for him?

The reason why Neptune is called Neptune is because he will never land. Don't be sad, it's not that he doesn't like you anymore, it's just that a more beautiful "fish" than you has appeared.

When girls treat Neptune, in addition to keeping their eyes open, they must also remember one sentence: The nature of human nature is to be a bit "sleazy", and this is a psychology that cannot be cured!

The kind of person who tortures him to death, never feels sorry for him, and doesn't have him in his heart. This is the person he cares about most. So, when you meet Neptune, you know what to do, right?

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