2, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.
4, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
5. "Odie was shivering with cold outside the window. Poor thing. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something. "Garfield drew the curtain.
6. The characteristic of a failed person is continuous failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
7. If you can't beat your enemies, join them.
8. A sphere is also a figure.
I wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
10, have a good sleep, 16 hours, I like to take a short sleep.
1 1. Garfield is waiting for dinner at the dining table, but Jon is busy going out.
Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten anything important? .......？
Garfield: You know, in some states, it's a felony to call an O cat for breakfast.
12, I'm not fat. I'm just a little short according to my weight.
13, if you want to be smart, you should associate with fools more.
14, I am fat and lazy-but I am proud!
15, work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
16. If I come later in the morning, I will like it.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
19, don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, find it today.
Laziness is particularly attractive, that is, you can learn without learning.
2 1, huh? Eat rats? If there is spaghetti in the world, why eat rats?
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
23. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
24. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
25. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gave you the choice of friends.
26. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
27. Some people call this laziness, but I call it deep thinking.
Jon: Garfield! Didn't you say you only ate until three o'clock in the afternoon? It's already five o'clock!
Garfield: Yes, I said until three o'clock in the afternoon, but I didn't say what day.
Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you?
Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as it can be eaten.
Jon is taking a bath and Garfield is sleeping.
Garfield: Singers who sing in the shower should be dragged into the street and shot.
3 1, Garfield Diet Tips:
(1). I don't plan to eat enough in the second round, just eat enough for the first time.
(2) Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5kg.
(3) Never eat diet candy.
(4) Don't make friends with your girlfriend who runs a restaurant or pastry shop at home.
(5) Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so eat more pumpkin pie and vegetable biscuits.
(6) It is not advisable to eat more cold food (except ice cream).
(7) Leave a little for every meal, don't eat it all-for example, the cherry on the ice cream sundae.
(8) Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.
32. Everything worth doing is worth doing again.
Can you speak Chinese in English? Or say nothing.
From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.
My weight is my own business.
36. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
38. Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
40. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
4 1 (Garfield opens his mouth as wide as possible and measures it with a ruler) Jon, my birthday cake needs to be this big.
Jon: Garfield, I hate to say you are fat, but the wrinkles on your chin are almost as good as a dictionary.
43. Why do people like teddy bears? Because of their personalities. They won't eat your food, dance with the girl you ask out, and steal your thunder.
Jon: Catch the mouse and kill it.
Garfield: I am an educated cat. I don't do that kind of barbaric thing.
45. Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children, or the teacher of the mouse class?
Jon: Garfield, I don't want to say you are fat, but if you go on a diet, there will be enough food in two developing countries.
Nothing is more comfortable than reading a newspaper while drinking steaming coffee. It would be better if you could understand it.
Jon: Garfield, you spend too much time at home. How can I make you interested in the outdoors?
Garfield: You can move him into the house, and that will do.
Jon: Garfield, your problem is that you think you are human.
Garfield: You're right! I have to find a way to overcome this inferiority complex.
Jon: Garfield, wait, most spiders are harmless.
Garfield: You're right, especially the dead one.
5 1, Jon, take me to the vet! I have insomnia. I wake up every 12 or 13 hours.
1. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can eat today.
2, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.
Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.
4, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.
5. "Ou Di is shivering with cold outside the window, which is pitiful. I really can't bear to see him like this.
No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something. "Garfield pulled the curtain.
6. The characteristic of a failed person is continuous failure.
If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
7. If you can't beat your enemies, join them.
8. A sphere is also a figure.
I wish on a star. I don't really believe it, but it's free anyway.
And there is no evidence that it doesn't work.
10, have a good sleep, 16 hours, I like to take a short sleep.
1 1. Garfield is waiting for dinner at the dining table, but Jon is busy going out.
Garfield: Hey, haven't you forgotten anything important?
.......？
Garfield: You know, in some states, it's a felony to call an O cat for breakfast.
12, I'm not fat. I'm just a little short according to my weight.
13, if you want to be smart, you should associate with fools more.
14, I am fat and lazy-but I am proud!
15, work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.
16. If I come later in the morning, I will like it.
One should love animals, they are so tasty.
Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.
19, don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, find it today.
Laziness is particularly attractive, that is, you can learn without learning.
2 1, huh? Eat rats? If there is spaghetti in the world, why eat rats?
The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.
23. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
24. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.
25. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he left you room to choose your friends.
26. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
27. Some people call this laziness, but I call it deep thinking.
Jon: Garfield! Didn't you say you only ate until three o'clock in the afternoon? It's already five o'clock!
Garfield: Yes, I said until three o'clock in the afternoon, but I didn't say what day.
Jon: Garfield, guess what I brought you?
Garfield: Whatever it is, as long as it can be eaten.
Jon is taking a bath and Garfield is sleeping.
Garfield: Singers who sing in the shower should be dragged into the street and shot.
3 1, Garfield Diet Tips:
1. I don't plan to eat enough in the second round, just eat enough for the first time.
2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5kg. 3. Never eat diet candy.
4. Don't make friends with your girlfriend who runs a restaurant or pastry shop at home.
Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits and so on.
6. Don't eat too much cold food (except ice cream). 7. Save some for every meal, don't eat it all-
For example, cherry on an ice cream sundae. Spend more time with people fatter than you.
32. Everything worth doing is worth doing again.
Can you speak Chinese in English? Or say nothing.
From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.
My weight is my own business.
36. Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.
There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
38. Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.
No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
40. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
4 1 (Garfield opens his mouth as wide as possible and measures it with a ruler) Jon, my birthday cake needs to be this big.
Jon: Garfield, I hate to say you are fat, but the wrinkles on your chin are almost as good as a dictionary.
43. Why do people like teddy bears? Because of their personalities. They won't eat your food.
I won't dance with the girl you asked out, and I won't steal your thunder.
Jon: Catch the mouse and kill it.
Garfield: I am an educated cat. I don't do that kind of barbaric thing.
45. Why do people always want us to eat mice? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children.
Maybe it's the teacher in the mouse class ...
Jon: Garfield, I don't want to say you are fat, but if you go on a diet, there will be enough food in two developing countries.
Nothing is more comfortable than reading a newspaper while drinking steaming coffee.
It would be better if you could understand it.
Jon: Garfield, you spend too much time at home. How can I make you interested in the outdoors?
Garfield: You can move him into the house, and that will do.
You can scratch my hair, insult my mother, hit my dog and play with my rubber mouse.
But you can't eat my food and sleep in my bed!
Jon: Garfield, your problem is that you think you are human.
Garfield: You're right! I have to find a way to overcome this inferiority complex.
Jon: Garfield, wait. Most spiders are harmless.
Garfield: You're right, especially the dead one.