Guo Jingming:

1. Many things that we thought we would never forget in our lives are forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them.

2. I know I am not a very good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I came from more than anyone else. Run forward.

3. You give me a tear, and I see the whole ocean in your heart

4. If God wants to destroy a person, he must first make him crazy. But I am so crazy Why hasn’t God destroyed me for a long time?

5. Will the love engraved on the back of the chair be like the flowers on the cement that bloom into a lonely forest without wind

6. In this sad and bright March, I walked through my thin youth, through the purple pansy, through the kapok, through the sadness, joy and impermanence that appear and disappear.

7. If you laugh once, I will be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.

9. A lonely person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over every night when the stars fall.

10. Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk. Whenever I talk, I don’t dare to look at the sky.

11. I count every day Your smile, but even when you smile, you feel so lonely. They say your smile is beautiful and relaxed.

12. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again in the future

13. There used to be A smile appeared in my life, but in the end it dissipated like mist, and that smile became a rushing river buried deep in my heart. I couldn't swim across it. The sound of the river became my despair every day and every night. singing.

14. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, passing by in the wind and in front of my eyes, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy, not sad`````

15. The wind blows the fleeting years like broken flowers, and your smile is swaying and becomes the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, look at Snow, look at the deep shadows of the season.

16. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really true. Just forgot about it.

17. Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.

18. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

19. If one day we are no longer together, we should act as if we were together.

20. Forget it if you haven’t finished talking about some things. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don’t want to listen to me, but you don’t want me to listen to you either. .

21. I forget which year, month and day I carved a face on which wall, a smiling face staring at me sadly

We smile It is said that we are staying at the same place in time

In fact, we have been silently swept away by the torrent

22. Some people will always be engraved in the memory, even if their voice is forgotten, I have forgotten his smile and his face, but the feeling I have whenever I think of him will never change

23. Those who said they would never separate have long since Already scattered in the end of the world.

24. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the sky, wandering to the sky but refusing to come back

25. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not around me.

26. The space formed by singing allows the years to come and go freely, so the face of the person who is still protected has not changed and a huge and unending hatred.

27 There is always One day I will walk away from you silently without making any sound. I have missed a lot and I am always sad alone.

Han Han:

1. The truth is often found in In the hands of the few, the minority must obey the majority. In the end, the truth is still in the hands of the majority. This is how people follow what they say. The first person said something, and the second person heard it and spoke with him. At this time, the third person objected, and the fourth person saw that there were two people on one side and only one person on the other side, so he followed those two people. explain. It can be seen that the party with a large number of people and mixed opinions does not necessarily have their own ideas, and many people go there because there are many people.

2. The most irrefutable thing I have said in my life is that quilts do not need to be folded - they are meant to be spread out for sleeping - but this was also the first thing that was refuted. You know, these are the rules. We are sad because we have too many rules.

3. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some Ph.D.s actually don’t have much progress in knowledge. They just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand so that even ghosts can’t understand it.

4. If we can produce all-rounders in this era, it is to take exams. The blessing of education and the misfortune of this era. If there was, he would be the king among men, but unfortunately there is not, so we had to remove the "king" from the character "全". What the times need is just talents.

5. The current education problem is that no one goes to take a bath naked, but too many people are taking a bath wearing cotton-padded jackets.

6 I think the current situation is: Carrefour is like an inflatable doll for a group of people to hold and vent. On the one hand, it may be that life is too depressing and they need to find a cheap outlet. While venting, I also asked the inflatable doll and the manufacturer of the inflatable doll, am I strong, am I strong? I saw people next to me who were not interested in making inflatable dolls and accused them of impotence

7. China looks down on people who talk big words. In my opinion, big words are nothing. Just like ancient women who were used to binding their small feet, they called them "big feet" when they touched normal feet. Chinese people are used to talking about "small words", and when they encountered normal words, they naturally called them "big words." "Yes. Those who dare to speak big words will not get a good end, which scares future generations from speaking big words to silence.

8. I have become a phenomenon and my thoughts and morals are not up to standard. It is better than no thoughts at all.

9. As I said before, literature is often the prostitute of politics. So, like the above, are the critics I serve comfortable? How about I call Chen Danqing to admit my mistake? It will be more comfortable to fly together... If you think my service is good, please keep ordering me in the future. My job number is 184531, which is a little bit... It’s hard to remember, alas, there’s no way, there are too many writers in this field...

10. I don’t like being trapped by nature, and I often violate class rules. The class teacher often punishes me for copying the class rules 20 times. I had to hold three pens together. I often tell people that this is how I got my good calligraphy skills.

11. There are very few beauties on the street, because these days, there are more beauties who go to bed once a day than there are beauties who go to the street once a day. All girls, if they are slightly pretty, are standing in the big hotel; if they are very pretty, they are sleeping in the big hotel; if they are extremely pretty, they are all lying in the arms of the hotel manager.

12. The gate of Zhouzhuang is full of all kinds of buses, which shows that our government attaches great importance to improving the artistic accomplishment of officials.

13. It is hateful to occupy the pit and not poop. In fact, the most hateful thing is to occupy the pit after defecating.

14. After a man falls out of love, he will either commit suicide or fall in love again, and the requirements for finding a partner for the second time are often similar to the first one. This kind of psychology is subtle. For example, if you can eat the same thing, If your good fragrance is suddenly snatched away, you will naturally try your best to find one with similar tastes - this logic only applies to the woman's betrayal or failed pursuit of her. If two people no longer have feelings for each other, there will be no such "shadow love", and there is no need to eat the food that gets smellier every time.

15. Fame is like the hair on the back of your head. You can’t see it, but others can see it clearly.

16. Mathematics, physics, chemistry, Chinese, and English are all very good, music, sports, and computer are all zero points. I can’t even turn on a computer. I’m still a top student. But if I am ridiculously good at music, sports, and computers, and speak Portuguese like a native speaker, but fail math, English, and chemistry, I am also a poor student.

17. An adult over the age of 18 still doesn’t know what his future ideals are and what he likes. That is really a failure of education.

18. Mathematics is about doing, keep doing it, until you find that you have done all the questions on the test paper when you take the exam, that’s it.

19. When I was in school, I liked playing football. Some people ridiculed me and said that I would never be able to play in the national team. No matter how good I was, I would be better than Ronaldo. What’s the point of playing? No more kicking.

So, if you like to drive, let me tell you, no matter how hard you drive, you can’t drive to the McLaren team, and no matter how fast you drive, you can’t drive faster than Schumacher. What’s the point of driving? Your driver’s license will be confiscated. .

20. When you fall in love, it is largely for your own face. For example, in school, you think you are good-looking and have face, but in the office, you think finding a rich man is face-saving. In fact, all you love is face.

21. During the fight against SARS, some airlines offered a 40% discount on air tickets for teachers and medical staff, which was very confusing. It feels like there are not enough nurses and all the young female teachers are on the front lines. However, I really don’t see anything that teachers have to do with SARS other than teaching everyone to wash their hands frequently. So if I am a cleaner, can I get a 40% discount on flying?

22. As long as the sentences are smooth and the typos are not too many to affect reading, there is no standard for judging whether the article is good or bad. I randomly handed in an article by Zhu Ziqing. No teacher would think that his students’ writing was as good as that of a famous writer, and they would still make a lot of revisions

23. One year, the school was handing in an essay. They forcibly charged an extra 100 yuan when paying tuition fees. The reason was that the loan from parents was used for educational construction. As for the repayment, it was not only indefinite but also interest-free. In the end, no one who was borrowed the money knows what the money actually built.

24. There are two "secrets" in Chinese language: one is not to read Chinese language documents; the other is not to read them as documents.

25. I have my own principles in reading books. I don’t like Chinese books and composition classes, because I hate these things that make people money and stifle people’s personality and creativity. I like Wang Shuo better. This guy is very smart and sincere. The characteristics of my writing are more like Qian Zhongshu's "Fortress Besieged", because I admire how he curses deeply without being explicit.

26. The student sent me a test paper. There was a question in it that used my article for analysis, asking which competition my article was selected from: A: The first national new concept essay contest; B. The First National New Concept Composition Competition; C: The First National New Concept Composition Competition. What do you think this is? What is the purpose of the exam? Our Chinese language education is really great!

27. The protagonist of my novel basically does nothing and lives in chaos. this is life. Why must it be higher than life?

28. In mathematics, I think I only need to go to the second grade of junior high school. It is good for a person to be well-rounded, but the more well-rounded a person is, the more mediocre he is. It is said that a person studies advanced mathematics to cultivate logical ability. I think logical ability is something that is innate, not something that is cultivated. If the ancients didn't learn advanced mathematics, wouldn't they have no logical ability?

29. The seven red lights of lessons illuminate my future.

30. I think it’s time for more and more celebrities to come here to perform and express condolences, and it’s time for me to leave.

31. I am a big piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.

32. It is difficult for me to summarize my personality. I am particularly disgusted with stereotyped personalities. I just do what I like. I don't want to follow the crowd. I can't write something like "Ah, our glorious bridge."

33. I have a well-thought-out plan for my plans after I drop out of school. I will promote the release of "Three Gates" in Shanghai in May, do book signings among my peers, and invite a few friends to go to Tibet during the summer vacation... a few at the end of the year. Yue locked himself in his home and put down a year's experience into writing.

34. The manifestation of nervous people when speaking is not that they forget the content, but that they forget the transition. They have no idea what they are talking about. Two sentences with no causal relationship can be connected with "so".

35. A family is like a mountain. Both parties have to work hard to climb up, but only one person can stand on the top of the mountain. It is said that a family is like a mountain, but more importantly, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. Once the two tigers face each other, they must fight fiercely to distinguish the superior. Usually men use non-academic means such as fists and kicks to resolve disputes, so behind a failed woman there is usually a successful man.

36. When the problem involves money, the lifespan of love is different. I often see an extremely ugly man embracing a woman who is as beautiful as a fairy.

37. We have reason to believe that love based on love is short-lived because love itself is short-lived; and love based on money is eternal because money is forever.

38. The beauties in Shanghai always look straight ahead when walking on the street, arrogantly only looking ahead, and this is no exception when crossing the road; but most of the men in Shanghai do not look straight in the eyes, trying their best to search for the beautiful women, and the muscles on their faces They have been trained to act independently without being controlled by the brain. They will smile when they see a beautiful woman. Because of such attention, in Shanghai, you only hear about cars hitting old women, but rarely hear about cars hitting beautiful women.

39. The city is like a woman. During the day, all we see is her face covered with make-up. It is only late at night that we can see her face after taking off her makeup. That is the most real.

40. You can only wait but not chase the trend. This is the same as waiting for the train at the train station. If you stay at the station, there will always be a car coming. As for the car that has just left, we generally Others cannot catch up.

——Zero One Degree "Hair"

41. Hating someone for four years is more powerful than loving someone for four years. Like is just a kind of inertia, but hating requires constant pushing yourself.

42. Han Han: "A group of people with no achievements actually accuse a world champion of having problems with his education model. This is Chinese logic."

——Han Han commented on the accusations made by some Chinese Billiards champion Ding Junhui’s education methods are problematic.

43. Any altar is still an altar in the end, and any circle is still a wreath in the end.

44. Teachers are not popular but tutoring is very popular. It can be seen that seeking knowledge is like falling in love. One-to-one love is despicable, while one-to-one love is precious. Of course, precious things are really expensive. It costs dozens of yuan an hour, which is basically the same price as a prostitute. Teachers are much better than prostitutes when it comes to making money. Prostitutes make money because prostitutes give each other happiness; teachers give each other pain but still collect money. This is the greatness of tutoring.

——Han Han, "Three Gates"

45. It is unwise to argue with women. Whether this woman is wise or not.

46. Power is greater than the rights you defend with all your might.

——Han Han, "Flying Like a Boy"

47. A nationally famous source of student persecution.

——Han Han talks about Haidian District in Beijing.

48. Most of the modern poems are actually written by breaking down a third-rate prose into sentences and lines. The so-called master or pioneer ones just mess up the order of each sentence of a third-rate prose and then break it down. Write in sentences and lines.

——Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

49. Anyone can write dozens of modern poems a day as long as they are shameless.

——Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "The Problem of Poetry"

50. The so-called high pressure, hard study, and few places are all the things of the common people. Right people have never said that there is anything wrong with education, because it is something they cannot understand. 51. We mainly come to you to learn. It sounds nice, but what do you do in school?

——Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Problems of College Students"

52. The ancestors are also very pitiful. Many of their words are quoted, often not because of respect for them. It just happens that they think the same thing as themselves, so they use these words to refute or criticize someone who thinks differently than they do.

——Han Han, "Manuscript 2003", "Problems of Language"

53. There is a big difference between owing money and owing favors. For example, if someone owes you a sum of money and has not paid it back for a long time, you have been completely disappointed. At this time, the person suddenly pays you back, and you will feel that it is extraneous wealth, not your money, and then you will spend it squandering it. ; But if someone owes you a favor and doesn't repay it for a long time, when that person returns your favor, you will cherish it even more.

54. For men, the saddest thing is that two men and one woman can never be united during the trip.

55. The success rate of unattractive girls in coquettishness is actually higher than Pretty girls should be taller, because when pretty girls act coquettishly, men can't help but look at them for a while, and then decide in their minds whether it's worth it; unattractive girls act coquettishly, like the writing techniques of Western writers learned by Chinese literati , they always feel out of shape; watching them act coquettishly makes them feel guilty, so men will rush to agree to stop them from acting coquettishly.

56. The most painful thing about scolding is when others use your words to scold you back, and the weight will increase a lot.

57. It seems that the safest thing is to always have a homing pigeon.

--Han Han commented on the mobile phone networks of China Mobile and China Unicom.

58. These days, killing your father or being killed by your father is not news.

Male students are mainly naive, blind and arrogant, while female students are not so naive, and some of their ideas are quite mature.

--College students in Han Han’s eyes.

59. The answer is wrong; no question can be solved in twenty sentences; no matter what, it will eventually lead to the field of one's own research, even issues such as prostitution; likes to interrupt others He doesn't like others to interrupt him; he has to divide everything into several aspects, even if it is the same truth; he must confirm something before denying it; he asks questions when they are halfway answering a question. Do they remember what the question was about? Most likely they don’t; they are too fat; they must wave their hands when speaking; when they are cornered, they always use their experience of the Cultural Revolution as a reason to be better than others, but they cannot explain things like Why has such an academic authority not been overthrown? Those who have been overthrown must let others know that they have been overthrown. The concluding words can be found in books written by dead people.

--Han Han talks about the characteristics of "experts".

60. Their greatest ideal is probably that the literary world can become a nursing home.

--Han Han: "The big reason why Chinese literature has not improved is that these people who act and speak extremely irresponsibly but pretend to be tireless in teaching have occupied authoritative positions in literary criticism for a long time."

61. The smaller the official, the more likely he is to abuse his power.

--What’s wrong with the Chinese people.

62. We Chinese can’t ask each other how to get to the Great Wall in English.

--Han Han believes that popularizing Mandarin is more important than popularizing English.

63. When I closed my eyes, I thought I was in Oxford, but when I opened my eyes, I saw that I was in Tianjin.

--Morning self-study in Chinese schools.

64. After something is deified, the next step will inevitably be to talk a lot of nonsense.

65. I wish I could go public after opening a small store.

--Han Han talks about the phenomenon of college students having high ambitions but low abilities.

66. It’s incredible that there are still people in their twenties who spend their parents’ money to go to school and eat, and are so proud of their comprehensive abilities.

--While doing a talk show, a college student stood up and said to Han Han, maybe your writing ability is worse than ours, but your comprehensive ability is far inferior to our college students.

67. It is recommended that in future essay scoring, the grades of "excellent, medium, and poor" should be changed to "just what I want," "not too far apart," "refer to the outline," and "those who go against me will perish."

--Han Han: "A person is not qualified to judge that A's article is excellent and B's article is unqualified. I can only say that I like A's article and don't like B's article. In other words, A's The article is similar to what is required in the syllabus, but the B level is a little far behind."

68. Patriotism is reflected and cultivated when watching the Chinese team play in the World Cup or when the Chinese embassy is bombed, but it is really not possible. Increased because a class was exposed to the scorching sun for dozens of hours.

--Han Han talks about military training in middle schools.

69--Han Han: "No matter what the teacher's intentions are, I think this is ridiculous and infringes on human rights. At the very least, you can not advocate it, but you can't A blow."

. You can't even educate minors, but you have to educate adults.

--Han Han commented, "Ask your parents to come."

70. Teachers are people trained by low-ability schools. When I was in school, it was not enough to only have grades around me, and I had no special skills at all. I didn’t want to be a soldier, but it was hard to get into college. Only those who find it unpleasant choose normal schools, and those who develop some real skills, are very beautiful, or have excellent academic performance in normal schools will not choose to be teachers. Therefore, only grades in normal schools are not enough, and they have no special skills at all. , who didn’t want to be a soldier and thought it was too unpleasant to be unemployed, chose to be a teacher. So you can imagine how capable teachers can be.

71. China has been deliberately elevating the status of teachers for thousands of years, and finally it has reached the completely incorrect position today.

--Han Han: "To put it bluntly, teaching is just a profession and a way to support a family. It is not essentially different from taxi drivers and cleaners."

72 .The fake news spreads thousands of miles, but no one really pays attention to it.

73. We cannot bully and exploit some poor people in the name of management, nor can we indulge some corrupt officials and nobles in the name of being unable to manage. If corruption in China, both large and small, is caught just like urban management catches small traders, society will definitely be more harmonious. The country is definitely stronger.

74. People who are obviously low-class can be called upper class when they come together?

75. Life is really the most innocent thing. It is obviously the most just, but it is used by countless people as an excuse to do bad things. Everything is forced by life, but life has never been caught.

76. I really can’t imagine that when two people love each other very much, someone who is neither my parents nor the other person’s parents will suddenly appear and say: No, you can’t be together.

77. I never admit defeat, I admit that I lost to you. ——Han Han revealed that he has been harassed by a female teacher for many years (December 15, 2007)

78. In fact, the pressure of the college entrance examination is completely financial pressure. If the day before the college entrance examination, you are suddenly told that your parents are dead. , but actually the parents who sell sesame seed cakes have hundreds of millions of inheritance. I think most people will take the exam in a condescending manner, and when they encounter a question such as asking you to analyze the words "Qui Ran" and "Ji Ran" except for the strokes When asked questions such as "What is the difference between different numbers?" I shouted: I won't take the exam!

79 There is a saying that "love is the best cosmetic for women". This is actually not true. Love has no With this power, love only prompts women to buy the best cosmetics, nothing more.

80. The articles written by female middle school students in the 1990s are like a stable, full of dark horse princes and endless childhood sweethearts.

81. Taking exams in key high schools became a trend in the past few years, but now it has become crazy.

82. Rules are actually a pastime after food and clothing. If food and clothing are no longer enough, do we still need rules?

83. Give someone a rose, and your hands will still be fragrant. If you give someone a black pot, your hands will still be black.

——From Han Han's "New Year's Events"

84. As the saying goes, if the foot hurts, the foot will be kicked, and if the headache will kick the head, another foreign player's eye was damaged by a kick in the domestic league. It’s indeed not very civilized. Maybe the international community’s impression of the Chinese team is just a group of baboons kicking coconuts on the beach in a virgin forest

85. I saw an advertisement on TV a few years ago, and the general idea was like this Yes, on the bus, an old man was dejected and asked, "What's wrong with you?" The old man said, I have cancer. The conductor on the bus said, "It's okay. I also had cancer a few years ago. I was treated at a hospital at a certain station in front of me. I'm fine now." The driver then said, yes, my cancer was also cured there. Then the passengers in the car said one after another that our cancer was cured there.

86. Liu Xiang, some people actually think that he should be more modest. He is already a world record holder. If I have to say it here, no, no, I can't run well. Some people may feel comfortable hearing this, but such humility is actually a greater insult to others. If this is not acceptable, then you are all disabled.

87. They all came from that era. The wasted years are always inseparable from the word "waste". During the "Cultural Revolution", I went to the countryside to play hemp rope, and later I became the mayor and played mahjong. Playing mahjong until your back is hunched is the true meaning of wasted time.

88. Will I join the Writers Association? If I can become the chairman if I go, I will go, and I will dissolve the Writers Association in the next second.

89. Even if I am a celebrity, I am still very clear, so high that Gao Xiaosong can’t beat Han Han, so I don’t like to be a judge.

——“It’s cold at high places”, Han Han’s words surpassed Gao Xiaosong

90. Are you like a firecracker? The end result of being caught at once is cannon fodder.

91. Most of the sadness of a lovelorn person is not because of the departure of his lover, but because of his own sympathy and pity for his situation.

92. There are two types of logic in the world, one is logic and the other is Chinese logic.

93. Low-level taste is also fun, and it is never easy to entertain yourself.

94. I feel that I am very smart, and I have ulterior motives for thinking of others, which is just a clumsy way to get ahead of myself. If something is clumsy just by looking at their brains, how can I not know it?

95. Although I will not participate in any film and television performances, I am actually a good actor, but no one is qualified to direct me. Don't learn from me. If you ask me to do it all over again, I won’t be able to learn from myself.

96. Some people are so used to having ulterior motives that they feel that everyone in the world has ulterior motives.

97. In fact, whoever you are willing to take with you on a long journey is a good girl.

98. As for the mentality of drivers, I personally think that anyone who can survive in China has a very strong mentality and does not need separate mentality training.

99. Except for criminals, no one in this world is doing what they like. ---"His Country"

100. This is a kind of real idleness, so idle that outsiders look at it as if they are planning to do something big. ---"His Country"

101. First of all, he feels that he is a person who does big things and should not covet these small gains. This is not his character, but the most depressing thing is that since he has made a decision, there is no turning back. I tried to be greedy, but the result was that I was not greedy as always.

102. Don’t think that you are very fashionable under the Eiffel Tower.------Han Han commented on Zhou Bichang’s MV

103. You think this milk tastes bad because you squeeze it Your milk tastes better? Do you think this egg doesn’t taste good because the eggs you lay taste better?----Han Han said he didn’t like Ba Jin and other famous artists. When he was criticized, Han Han said this.

104. It is always wrong to trample someone to death.

105. I miss a certain year the most, when the air was free and fresh, the distant mountains and smoke, the dogs and the fields, I slept all summer long.