Violence cannot solve the problem. Come on, let's sit down calmly and praise me for an hour.
You said something casually, but I was seriously sad for a long time.
I'm not single. I have a girl with a hard disk to accompany me.
Even if it's a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
6. Don't be silly. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people. If you are not the one who sleeps with you, you can't be your sweetheart.
7. I don't want to study for a month.
8. Seeing through is actually the last face friendship in people's hearts. After all, things have become so difficult that some things should not be revealed.
9. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
10. I 100% turned my head. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.
1 1. Are you really happy? scold .......
12. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable, at least no one takes a shit on his head.
13. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to know anything.
14. You give your character to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, your luck to koi fish, and then say to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.
15. Like is the last unwillingness, and deep love is the last sadness.
16. I am most afraid that you say good night to me, but tell another person that you can't sleep.
17. I blame myself for not hugging you from behind and saying, "I still love you, stay."
18. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I am innocent. ...
A classic sentence that keeps mocking yourself (part two) 19. I became an elderly man for half my life, and my self-study roared in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.
20. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
2 1. I don't expect Qingyun to grow, but my white hair will be longer.
22. I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.
23. All tm bullshit, no ex, only widowed, what are you waiting for? Did you lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool? Really see through, no longer contact, you go, I have nothing to feel guilty about!
24. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
25. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
26. Single reason: I liked a person originally; I like being alone now.
27. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!
28. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!
29. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!
30. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!
3 1. I meant to pick the stars in the sky for you, but I forgot. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.
32. Sometimes, if you want to get close too much, you want to keep a safe distance. You don't want to destroy a simple relationship and fascinate the other person. Then you run counter to each other and go further and further, only to find that you can't go back. In the end, I can only go my own way in regret and regret.
33. In the face of love, I failed completely.
34. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.
35. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn't send it to me because I wasn't there.
36. I eat and lose weight every day, and you say I have no perseverance.
I am busy, busy growing up, busy hiding my joys and sorrows, busy pretending to smile at the world and busy burying myself.
38. What does it mean to love all beings? I think I should take care of myself first and not hurt others.
39. I am the best actor in film and television, the best director in the actor field, the most skillful screenwriter in the director field and the funniest comic dialogue in the screenwriter field. You have to exert your comprehensive strength these days.
40. I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will feel pain without me.
4 1. Isn't it time for God to send me a bosom friend?
42. Many people despise me. Who are you?
43. Please be old and don't lead me with inferior thread in the future. It will be broken from time to time.
44. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.
45. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.
46. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!
47. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
48. If you are unlucky, what can you expect? Lying in bed, I dare not turn over, but I still touched my head.
49. Our love was a farce from the beginning.
50. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.
5 1. The word life makes my brain twitch and my spinal cord twitch for more than twenty years. Never got to the point.
52. No three no four ages, concerned parents and unlovable girls.
53. It didn't hurt at all to fall down the stairs today. Fortunately, there was so much meat cushion.
54. A city that is too dazzling is not suitable for watching the stars, just as your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.
Constantly mocking your own classic sentences (Chapter 4) 55. Why not? Do you think he is not cruel enough or blame yourself for not being stupid enough?
56. I regret never seeing me, but I regret never seeing me.
57. 12 Your existence is to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !
58. I'm curious, where did you find all your things? I once had a deer hit it, but now it's okay. It was killed.
59. My heart is covered with dark clouds. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, the dark clouds will drift away, and sad songs will be happy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!
60. The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not because she worked hard, but because her parents were white swans.
6 1. Being alive has become a burden, laughing and laughing has become a ridiculous role, and I have lost my way, leaving only the shadow and me.
62. Humble vows can always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.
63. Even staying up late is a person. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.
64. Don't make yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.
I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental, and I really don't know how to make it up.
66. Who says being single is not good? Love is precious, but freedom costs more. If you die alone, you can throw them both.
67. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
68. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
69. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.
70. In the poker game of life, God deals cards and we play cards ourselves.
Laugh at one's own quotations
1. I am a piece of Shanghai gold, and I will make many people reflect on themselves.
2. I can be kinder than a good person, or I can be more vicious than a bad person. Everything comes from how others treat me.
I will walk out of your world with my kindness to you.
4. How many times, memories have painted life into a circle, and we have been in the same place for countless times, and we can't get rid of it. I always want to go back to the place where I first met.
While saying that she is a good sister, she is laughing at her innocence.
6. Is there anyone you repeatedly say you want to give up, but still can't bear it?
7. If you cling to the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?
8. Losing is much more terrible than not getting, because it has an extra process called owning.
Please forgive me for not always caring about other people's feelings. I sometimes feel uncomfortable myself.
10. The most lethal lie in this world is that I love you all my life and will never abandon you!
1 1.- I finally said it. I actually love you very much, but I have never taken it seriously. I care more about you, but I'm at ease.
12. One day you will understand that not everyone will be as kind to you as I am.
13. If I disappear, who will miss me crazily? ...
14. You don't understand, liking someone is predestined.
15. Give up what you can't get. Does it hurt to think of it every day?
16. Failure in thought and morality is better than not thinking at all.
17. red lanterns of seven courses brightened my future.
18. When I was at school, I liked playing football. Someone sarcastically said, I can't play for the national team anymore. I can't play better than Cristiano Ronaldo. What's the point of playing? Stop kicking.
19. Math is doing, doing it constantly, until you find that all the questions on the test paper have been done.
If love is a dream, I will never wake up in the middle of the night.
2 1. Is there anyone like me who is not your lover but can affect your mood?
22. Too much for yourself is selfishness. Giving up completely is also abusing a creature.
23. The more I think about the past with you, the more empty I feel. The future without you, the more I think about it, the sadder I feel.
24. Don't make any vows to me easily. I'm afraid they won't come true in the end and will eventually become ridiculous lies.
If one day, the world betrays you, at least I will betray the world for you.
26. Forget the bubbles in the color. The illusory fairyland is also a burden to you. What did you talk about, what did you not know, and what do you remember?
27. If one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because it is full of you. If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there.
28. You are at a loss for me, but I am just absent-minded.
Self-deprecating and satirizing one's own literary sentence set.
I 100% turn my head and turn my head when I see a handsome guy.
Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.
3. My family's remark that I study hard is the most depressing self-reproach.
I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.
You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen
6. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.
7. I also want to wander all my life, but I accidentally fell in love with someone.
8. The most mysterious department in history: related departments.
9. It is forbidden to urinate here, and tools will be confiscated.
10. As a female diaosi, my only pursuit is that people are thinner than cucumbers and their faces are thicker than soles.
1 1. My face is so clean that flies will die if they lie there. Sadly, my pocket is cleaner than my face.
12. I hope you don't follow the clouds to the distance like the wind that sets off all kinds of waves here.
13. My friends, they all say that at first glance, I have a long time to use. Actually, I don't take advantage at all. I don't believe you ... I might as well take a closer look!
14. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
15. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.
16. Remember, first, I am always right. Second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.
17. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe. The only meaning of their existence is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.
18. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.
19. Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.
20. We use emotion to close the distance, but we use comparison to create the distance. Like a merry-go-round, we can never get close to each other. What's the point of winning or losing?
Self-mockery and self-satire 2 2 1. I used to like her broadmindedness, but it was just an airport!
22. Write a long poem without your name for the rest of your life.
23. Time is an impartial monitor, monitoring all sentient beings.
24. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.
25. My heart is covered with dark clouds. Even if I die in the sun, the sun will not shine, the dark clouds will drift away, and sad songs will be happy! Thank you for blaming yourself. I'm sorry for my dear self!
26. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.
27. In the face of love, I failed completely.
There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women: first, no one looks down on them; Second, no one despises it.
29. Half-life depression has become a phenomenon, and autonomous learning is whistling in the evening breeze. The pearls at the bottom of the pen have nowhere to sell, but they are thrown into wild vines.
30. What if I make a mistake? Yeah, so what? That's it for me!
3 1. People will suddenly become timid when facing happiness. It takes more courage to grasp happiness than to endure pain.
32. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.
This is the last time I cry and laugh.
34. It's not terrible to be almost squeezed into a photo on the bus. The scary thing is taking pictures with disgusting men.
35. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !
36. I always indulge myself, but I always don't follow my heart.
37. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.
38. The needle of ice pierced my soul, making me suffer from numbness forever. There are many ways to live. I haven't forgotten the flapping of my wings, I think. -I suddenly thought of her death, but immediately blamed myself and repented.
39. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.
40. Guilt teaches people to face their mistakes again. Sometimes, guilt can awaken people's deep conscience.
Keep pushing your own sentences.
Sentence (1) 1. Forgetting the past depends on this moment, and working hard for the future depends on this moment. This moment is the most important.
It is not your talent that determines the height of your life, but your attitude.
Be more persistent than others, and you will work miracles.
4. Complete inspirational sentences that inspire you to keep improving.
5. Try to love someone. Pay, you don't have to get anything; No pains, no gains. Don't expect miracles
Believe it or not, you are right.
7. The most important thing is to stay young and energetic.
8. If you don't work hard, you are not qualified to complain about life.
9. The newly stirred lake is calm.
10. Poverty can make a person.
1 1. Achieve your life with your dreams, and don't waste time.
12. In today's society, the competition is fierce and the situation is changing rapidly. Only by maintaining vigorous vitality and struggling posture can countless questions in life be solved.
13. I thank God for making me lonely and enduring the hardships of my soul.
14. barnyard grass enjoys the same treatment as seedlings, but it does not produce ears of grain.
15. Challenge the strong, even if you all fail, you are warriors. Don't bully the weak.
Push yourself forward and make progress (Part II) 16. As long as you don't bind yourself in the inner cage, no one can bind you to fly high.
17. To overcome the anxiety and depression in life, you must first learn to be your own master.
18. If the enemy makes you angry, you have not won his grasp.
19. Without patience and endurance, don't blame the reality for being too realistic.
20. There is no failure, only letting go.
2 1. Go ahead and never let go!
22. Our story is that love is worthwhile and mistakes are worthwhile.
23. How many corners we have worn away because of other people's comments.
If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will eventually have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.
No one can be your crutch, you must learn to travel independently.
26. Success is not how much you get, but how much you throw away.
27. You asked so many math questions. Pay attention to the things around you. You are so careful!
28. I feel really tired after sitting in a chair every night.
29. Will is free. When a person realizes his will, he realizes himself. This kind of self-realization is the greatest satisfaction for the individual.
30. A beautiful blueprint can be a piece of waste paper in the hands of a lazy man.