Zhou Libo's classic quotations

1. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed the trend and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.

2. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

3. Newton suddenly became a scientist when an apple fell on his head. Do you think what if the shot dropped? Newton died.

4. God never complains about human stupidity, but human beings always complain about God’s unfairness. The meaning of life is the same, but the value of life cannot be the same.

5. What is caring? Buddhism explains it as persistence. A person who is too persistent will rarely feel happy. A person who cares too much about others will often not care about him.

6. Cabbage, radish, kelp, vermicelli, and tofu went to the restaurant happily. People asked: Why are we going? To eat shabu-shabu!? The person then asked: Who is treating us? Mutton!?

7. When promoting, some funds said that last year’s income was 30%, what? Ranked number one. But how much has changed in one year? A year ago, A-Bian was one of the top brothers in Taiwan, but now it’s useless for him to take Viagra. < /p>

9. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar, and the faces of the two experts were each deeply locked.

10. You can’t miss yourself, take care of your pain, get your results, and give yourself happiness.

11. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

12. For a long time, making money was called Pafen, but now it is called Lamy because I think Rabi is ruthless.

13. Later, my mother’s technology improved. She used two slippers to hit me, and one was specially used to make fake moves.

14. When you fail, regard it as wealth in life; if you succeed, it is wealth in life.

15. There is no little magic light, old skin is hungry, no horse can get up and touch a boat, u, Mao Lao reads even.

16. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stay at a safe distance.

17. Two unfavorable factors met together, making us very ridiculed and ridiculed.

18. Young people don’t act recklessly and are bold and unrestrained. I wonder where the themes come from in old age.

19. I pinched off the two pointed ends of the fried dough sticks, and there was nothing left for me to do.

20. Now our Chinese stock market, it should be said on the other hand, has become an accident.

21. Children always have a guilty conscience when they make mistakes, and they always poop behind the door until dawn.

22. Not one person will appear in a thousand years, but Zhou Libo, you think I am a turtle!

23. This is not the case, she still has chopsticks, Bang Wugang: Adjust it, adjust it.

24. There is no concept of divorce in the mountains. I think that when I am born, I will be a cake with fried dough sticks.

25. She put in malted milk like chicken essence, and sprinkled five or six grains like this.

26. Because foreigners smell like perfume, now I know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.

27. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

28. I took apart the alarm clock I bought at home and reinstalled it, but it couldn’t go away.

29. The GEM has become a trouble-making board. It has gone too far. It cannot be called back even if it is called back, and it will be abandoned even if it is called back.

30. This feeling is like when you go to Nanjing Luhengdeli and you say: Master, help me get three Rolexes.

31. This son is standing here, and this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!

32. Fei Yuqing is an actor I like very much, he sings so well Ah, what a good temperament, this man is very charming.

33. Treat hardship as entertainment, and your life will be very free! Treat entertainment as hardship, and your life will be complicated!

34. I dare to assert, but I will never Responsible, the number of houses in Shanghai will definitely double within 5 years, but this has nothing to do with the people.

35. Understanding yourself is far more important than understanding others. A person who doesn’t know who he is will never be able to figure out who is who?

36. Our current public mentality We are becoming more and more tolerant, right? At least we now admit that Li Yuchun is a woman!

37. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend him; Me, I'll give you a shot; if someone offends me, I'll cut the root of it.

38. Think about it, a man, standing on the stage, effeminate, but not easy to admire (hate), this is definitely difficult!

39. What is your current name? When Li Ka-shing went to calculate this linear equation of one variable, he promised not to move it. The linear equation of two variables was even more irrelevant.

40. What is a mortgage? A mortgage means pressing you to the ground and peeling off your skin layer by layer. There is a kind of cruelty expressed in a gentle way.

41. In restaurants like this now, shredded radish is placed under the beef. I learned this from me. I knew how to do it in the 1970s.

42. When investors make money, they hear about it, but when they lose money, they encounter it themselves. They don’t believe it when the bull market comes, and they don’t admit it when the bear market comes.

43. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

44. Of course, leaders are generally ignorant.

45. Uncle, you know wow, this is called a cooling ditch!

46. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

47. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?!

48. I was also beaten by my mother for eating.

49. Traveling means going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

50. I hope you (the audience) can forgive me for my ignorance as I forgive your leaders.

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