I may be poor and have insomnia. Get up and open the window. I have no money, but I always have it. It's time for dinner. I walked slowly to the heights, turned to face the northwest, and slowly opened my mouth. I used to watch the north wind. That was my three meals today. Fortunately, there is more dust today, which is enough to fill your stomach. There are two pockets at the back of my trousers, one is empty and the other is empty. I am probably a poor man.
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I may be poor and have insomnia. Get up, open the window and light a cigarette. I smoked half and the other half was smoked by the wind. I think the wind may also have troubles, and I can't help feeling sad. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. Why did the wind smoke my cigarette? So I started to twitch. I have no money, as always. I used to have money, but later I spent more places, so I had no money.
Look at the north wind in the west. That's my three meals today. Fortunately, more dust is enough to fill my stomach today. There are two pockets at the back of my trousers, one is empty and the other is empty. My wallet is probably ill. It's always so lifeless that I can't open my mouth and leak out the contents, just like a patch on my arm nest, which looks so cramped.
There are two beggars outside the door, one is me and the other is me. I am probably poor, so I can't sleep. I just sat up and thought about it. I opened my wallet in the middle of the night and looked at it carefully. What I saw was the word "poor". There are no poor people in this world. If the poor were me, there would be poor people.