Preface: Zhonghua and Daqianmen cigarettes are time-honored products of Shanghai Cigarette Factory. In the era of planned economy, one is reserved for senior cadres and the other needs to be restricted by tickets. They went their separate ways, but they all got along well. Over the past 30 years of reform and opening up, various interests have been constantly conflicting, integrating and adjusting. The two brothers have experienced the cold world and the ebb and flow of the tide, and they are quite emotional. One night, the two brothers drank wine to drown their sorrows and had a sincere conversation. Daqianmen: Brother, oh, no, according to your current market, I should change my name to "Uncle". The front door looks inferior! Before the planned economy, the state protected us and others could not get in. Although you have no social status, it is only for senior leaders. As for me, although I am only worth a few cents, I am also a commune-level cadre who is entitled to enjoy it. Ordinary people can only buy two packs with tickets for the Spring Festival, and many people have to open the back door to see me. I am very popular! Greater China: Brother is absolutely right! But you can't call me uncle. Although there is a huge gap between our social status now, our brotherly status cannot be changed. Otherwise it's incest. Greater China is still sober. Daqianmen: As soon as the reform and opening up started, I was lost. What about you? Although you are pushed to the market, you can be slapped by people or ghosts, but your value is rising. It must be very cool! The front door looked envious. I will be miserable. Now only bicycle repairers and newsstands slap me in the face. I am a bargain! Greater China: Brother, there is a famous saying. I wonder if you know it. It's called "it's too cold up there!" You don't know, although my price is high now, the people who bought me don't smoke, and they all give it to others. I became a gift-giving tool, just like a young lady or a dancer. I have no identity at all, how can I be cool! What the hell is this? Daqianmen: I'm getting confused. It stands to reason that there is nothing wrong with opening up and invigorating, but after the joint venture, more and more half-brothers are engaged. Once during the Spring Festival, a contractor entertained migrant workers and wrapped a big front door for everyone. A literate migrant worker looked at it carefully and said to other migrant workers, this contractor is really black! This cigarette is produced by Qingdao cigarette factory, not an authentic Shanghai cigarette factory, but a stepmother! You see, even migrant workers bullied me. Greater China: Hey! Don't mention this situation, at least your brothers can find a stepmother. My brothers are in pain. Several manufacturers all over the country are involved in threatening production, and all of them are labeled as Shanghai. They don't even know which is the stepmother! Vulgar: Hey! Hey! Hey! sigh ...