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Li Bai's hilarious ancient poems

Li Bai was about to go in a boat when he heard the singing on the shore.

Peach Blossom Pond is deeper than thousands of feet, which is not as good as Wang Lun's.

{Reward Li Bai}-Wang Lun

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, which made Wang Lun busy.

curse at the edge of the Peach Blossom Pond, or play (play) if you don't pay the bill!

It is said that Li Bai returned it. Look:

There was a big dragon boat banquet yesterday, and there was no money after the checkout.

Wang Lun and I are in love with thousands of feet. Can we borrow some more money for travelling expenses?

Wang Lun goes back:

It's said that Li Bai is Brewmaster, and BMW Jewels are also exchanged for money.

instead of asking cendan for help, you come to me for alms?

Li Bai was very embarrassed when he heard this. He replied:

In those days, the scenery was gone, and the poor lakes and mountains were running around.

since ancient times, poets have been struggling for money, but heroes have never been able to beat a penny.

Wang Lun didn't give Li Bai any face:

My brother wrote a poem that thundered and exploded, and the world was always at his feet.

Mo Dao is poor and down-and-out, and a skinny camel is bigger than a horse!

Li Bai, who was embarrassed by his face, could only grovel and reply:

Thunder and thunder have blown over without rain, and the loess in Wan Li has been dry for thousands of years.

The East China Sea has been dry for a long time, so it is better to stay away from the Dragon King.

When Wang Lun saw that Li Bai was pretending to be pathetic, he was unhappy:

He knew bad karma, a citizen, but he was drunk all day.

no matter what you say, you must pay back the money today!

Li Bai was angry when he saw that Wang Lun was speechless.

Brothels go hand in hand and shadow in pairs, and the lanterns are lit until the morning.

it's always my treat. where can I meet Wang LUN?

Wang Lun was even more unhappy when he saw Li Bai's death:

It's really too white and immoral. I still go to the theatre when I eat and live.

Wang Lun can't eat three meals after slapping his ass and lifting his legs! Poem so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed in the still night, Li Bai sleeps soundly. Look up at the constellation and down at the girl.

On Li Bai's taking a boat without giving money,

The boatman kicked him off the boat.

Peach Blossom Beach is deep in thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead. The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach. I was born to be useful, and the mouse's son can make holes. Ming Dynasty

Du Mu in the Tang Dynasty

It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival

I'm lonely and want to break my soul

Excuse me, where can I find a beautiful woman?

The shepherd boy points to Sanlitun. 1. "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed", the next sentence is filled with "Li Bai's sleeping fragrance" ...

2. The next sentence of "Three stooges" he actually filled in "the same smell".

5. "Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse", and the next sentence is "Turtles climb by the river in Dongcun"?

6. "If the sky is affectionate, the sky will be old", and the next sentence "If people are affectionate, they will die early"?

7. "Glowing glass of wine and grapes", the next sentence "A lot of money and beautiful women" …

8. "Looking back on the past, the iron horse of Jin Ge", the next sentence "Looking at the present, stalking and beating" …

9. This is enough! "relatives and friends in Luoyang are asking each other", students say "please don't tell him" ...

1. "If the relationship is long-term", students say "it's time for two people to get married"

11. "When books are used, they hate less", and students say "money is not enough until the end of the month" ...

12. "Clear water gives a lotus flower".

14. this is amazing! "The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the bathroom. When Xiao Li flew a knife, Li Bai became a little eunuch."