A collection of Luo Yonghao’s classic quotations

Luo Yonghao, male, was born in 1972 in Helong County, Yanbian Korean Autonomous Prefecture, Jilin Province (today’s Helong City). Founder of Smartisan Technology. He has successively founded Niubo.com and Lao Luo English Training School, and authored the book "My Struggle". The following is a collection of Luo Yonghao’s classic quotations that I have compiled. Welcome to read!

1. A real tough man dares to face the bleak life. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he has to hide when he cries.

2. Why? It's simple, because you are a country bumpkin and have never seen the world.

3. My grandmother was born in the Guangxu period and got married in a different way.

4. I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, but to her it was just a mouthful of saliva.

5. What are pesticides used for? It is to help insects engage in eugenics. Better and better insecticides make every little bug look like a little Tyson. Encountering a bad pesticide is like a drizzle, but better, it's like taking a shower. And these little bugs are not idle when taking a bath. While washing, they sing: "We are pests, we are pests!"

　6. Ah, it's time to go to bed. Let's drink two cups of coffee.

7. Everyone is here to hang out, and it’s not easy!

8. If 50% of the people in China were gay, the population problem would be solved.

9. I think that I finally believed in science because of some accidental factors. One of the less serious reasons is that I am a relatively impatient person. I am fed up with those ghosts and gods that are always unwilling to openly show their spiritual manifestations, and I am angry.

10. Ancient poets went to brothels to fall in love.

11. Where is Lao Luo? --If you don’t know, don’t ask. It’s gone anyway.

12. I would be really unhappy if I didn’t do 1,000 push-ups a day!

13. Sometimes, I feel a little bit sick.

14. Note, Lao Luo never had a younger brother!

15. I compare my character with them!

16. A dream that is not laughed at is not worth realizing.

17. Pleasant sadness.

18. One of my few bad tastes is to gain points in terms of personality strength.

19. "Forever young, always full of tears." When you try to give up on something you know is right, I hope you can look at this sentence again.

20. Politics means no contradictions, creating contradictions and then resolving them. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in Palestinian primary school mathematics textbooks: After capturing seven Israeli prisoners of war and killing five, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred even in mathematics.

21. Under the leadership of a madman, all the people in the country went crazy. Politics is much scarier than war.

22. When children fight, they are under development.

23. I am not here to win or lose, I am serious.

24. Having memorized dictionaries, I have only seen Lao Yu and that Guangdong lunatic.

25. After I arrived at New Oriental, I persuaded many old teachers to quit.

26. Another characteristic of a macho man is that he has to hide when he cries.

27. I am so jealous that you can meet such an awesome teacher!

28. A dream that is not laughed at is not worth realizing.

29. Politics means creating contradictions without contradictions and then resolving them. In fact, it is to create hatred. There is a question in Pakistani primary school mathematics textbooks: After capturing 7 Israeli prisoners of war and killing 5, how many are left? There is no hope for a nation that instills hatred even in mathematics.

30. I don’t know when it started. Puberty suddenly came. Some female classmates who were just good-looking became charming in my eyes overnight.

I used to get excited about nonsense like "brothers are like siblings, women are like clothes", but something "suddenly came like a spring breeze overnight", and suddenly I felt that missing hands, feet, or even arms and legs didn't seem to matter.

31. There are always times in life when you step on poop.

32. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and live on!

33. The eyes were bloodshot, the veins on the forehead were exposed, and hairs appeared on the feet.

34. When students asked Lao Yu a question, Lao Yu would tell him a short story about his own struggle, which moved the students so much that they forgot the question.

35. I hope that in the days to come, the people who have abandoned me will always believe that their decision is correct.

36. This question has not been explained clearly in New Oriental for many years until Mr. Luo joined New Oriental. Old teachers all said to me: Lao Luo, you are so awesome! I quickly said: Don't say that, I'm just standing on the shoulders of giants!

37. I hope that those Chinese people who like to teach young people the principle of "shooting the first bird with a gun" and therefore feel that they are very mature can one day understand the fact that: some birds come It's in this world to do what it's supposed to do, not just to hide from guns.

38. After 3 years, I have grown up!

39. Concentrate your limited flattery on a person’s butt.

40. A real tough man dares to look directly at the bleak life.

41. A truly strong and healthy person will not lose faith in human nature even if he is betrayed by his friends, misunderstood by his relatives, or abandoned by his lover.

42. When a great person like me wants to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.

43. To solve the problem, Ni Ping must have participated in the problem creation.

44. Daring’s life needs no explanation.

45. Don’t do this, otherwise they will think you are lively.

46. If a coal boss drives a Mercedes-Benz and is despised by others, according to his wisdom, he will only go back and change to a Rolls-Royce.

47. A fierce life does not need explanation.

48. At this time, I quickly took out my notepad and wrote my will.

49. CCTV’s gala is not for normal people. But parents want to watch. The son can't go back to the house. He should first take some vitamin B6 (used by pregnant women to prevent vomiting), and then sit in front of the TV.

50. India’s start was worse than ours, but now India’s software industry has reached the top in the world.

51. What is a pear-shaped body? kindness? What do you see me doing? My old man, Luo, has a standard barrel-shaped figure!

52. Before the Japanese militarists invaded China, they captured those simple rural teenagers into the army and gave them the brains for militaristic education. This was a process of animalization.

53. If you are not good at math, you can still become the British Prime Minister (Qiu Ji'er). If you are not good at it, you can also become a Taiwanese writer (Li Ao). You can also go to the UK to write poetry (Xu Zhimo) ), of course all of the above require a visa. If that doesn't work, you can be a writer in China (Qian Zhongshu), and finally you can be a teacher (Luo Yonghao). If you can't even teach, you can also be a principal (Yu Minhong).

54. When we were young and insisted on something we thought was right, there would always be some elders, out of good intentions, who would come over to remind you and tell you that this society is not what you think. If If you want to do something, you must do it. Have you heard this saying many times? I kept hearing this kind of thing when I was growing up, but I never listened. I just stuck to what I thought was right when I was young.

55. Only a person with mysophobia will make it his instinct to protect equality and justice.

56. When you use piracy because you are poor, you must at least know that you are wrong. This means that you can still be saved. ;