Current location - Quotes Website - Excellent quotations - Teach you how to pry other people's wives (funny).
Teach you how to pry other people's wives (funny).
Usually in men's eyes, children are their own good, and wives are others' good. There are aesthetic fatigue factors and psychological factors, which are always the best.

If you can't pry it open, there are two possibilities. First, your charm value is not enough, which requires you to practice for thousands of years to increase your charm value; Another possibility is that your attack firepower is not strong enough and you give up when someone else's wife is about to cheat. This is likely to result in the consequences of being profited by those who want to pry it later. You have to understand that men and women have the same psychology and want to see other scenery outside the besieged city.

Of course, if you want to steal someone else's wife, it is very important that you first consider whether you are better or richer than her husband. There is a cloud in the art of war, knowing yourself and yourself, and winning every battle is the truth. Maternal animals in the world, based on the genetic evolution law of survival of the fittest, can't help but choose excellent varieties, which is conducive to the evolution of future generations. So, if you are not better than her husband (to some extent), you'd better find another man's wife to pry it hard. Natural selection, ten thousand kinds of frost and sky strive for freedom, you can boldly pry forward! Andy Lau once sang that it is not a crime for men to meddle.

There is an article in Chaucer's anthology in England called "Why bother to get to the bottom of it" (it may also be Cervantes' work), which tells the story of how men cheat chaste women and never regret eloping with men until they die. Leslie Cheung wants to play a movie called Stealing the Heart, which is what they all say. That is, when you pick up girls or steal other people's wives, the most effective way is to try to steal her heart. Women are emotional animals. Once her heart is captured by you, she will entrust herself to the other party without any regrets. Believe it or not. Clare, an English poet, wrote in a poem that the soul is the closest channel to the body. The soul has stolen the heart, hehe!

Evolutionary biologists speculate that from an academic point of view, there is only one thing. The reason why men and women love each other is to reproduce. In this respect, telepathy only plays a negligible auxiliary role. Choosing a mate is more like a biological category. Many social biologists and anthropologists have published a large number of academic papers on this subject, including the following three arguments: first, evolutionary genetic factors determine our mate selection behavior; Second, we are attracted to people with similar genes; Third, hormones and biochemical processes cause the feeling of "I'm in love". Based on the above point of view, if you want to pry away other people's wives, you must first find someone who smells the same as you! In other words, find a woman with the same genes as you and pry hard, and you have a 90% chance of winning. Try it, hey hey!

Another point is that in the initial stage, women have the initiative. Although men think flirting is their own initiative, the opposite is true. Women control men's behavior through nonverbal signals. Like eye contact, or sweeping your hair back. The most important signs are eyes and smile. Timothy Pepper and Dave givens of Philadelphia, USA, reached the above conclusion through a large number of scientific observations in bars, discos or parties. So who is the hunter? Who is the prey? From the perspective of women, after the first important intimate process, both sides play an important role. Once one party misses an important investment, the beginning of the takeover is equal to the end. If all the signals are accepted and both sides give correct answers, then the relationship can continue. In order to achieve our goal, we human beings must keep pace like other things. "If you want to be loved, love!" . The wise words of ancient Roman philosophers, can we modify them like this: "If you are willing to pry other people's wives, pry them!" Hey hey. !

Therefore, if you want to successfully pry away another man's wife as you wish, you'd better master the above knowledge, and then you have a chance of winning. I still don't know who broke into who! In other words, other people's wives are actually waiting for you to pry! Seeing the above, as a successful man now, do you have a hundred times confidence to steal other people's wives? Hey hey!