Yo, yo. Look at that. Look at that. That girl is workin' harder than Stephen Hawking. Stephen Hawking has muscular dystrophy and only has a few strands in his body. My fingers can move, tryin' to put in a pair of cufflinks. Here, let me help you with that. I don't need any help. Everyone needs help sometimes. We all need help. This isn't what I ordered. This is Caroline. She may have gotten your order wrong, but she does get some things right. But at least she did something right. Thank you. No, thank you. What'd you see in that guy, anyway? He had these muscle thingies. Nice muscles - Oh, those things? - Yeah. I don't know what those are called, but they make smart girls stupid. Max! I thought your tight ass wasn't coming in tonight, and my heart broke in half. You know what, Oleg? I needed that. So I... If I need a roommate, if you wanna crash. Not gonna lie, the subway's cleaner than your couch. Really. I'm not saying that the subway is cleaner than your home. I just felt myself starting to like you. Really? Because I really feel like we could... I knew that wouldn't last. I knew it was all an illusion. Come on. Tomorrow we can go into the city and get the rest of your stuff. Everything's locked up. It’s all locked up What, you ha

ve nothing that you care about that we can get? Well, there is one thing. The weirdest thing is that nobody stopped us. I'm gonna save a fortune, keep him here instead of in the stables. When did you put this whole horse-in-my-yard thing together? When did I come up with this horse-raising plan? I can't help it. This is me. I see an opportunity, and I make it happen. Like with your cupcakes. Like with your cupcakes. Like what with my cupcakes? Ready? To open a bake shop, all we need is 250 grand start-up money, for the Real estate, and the basic equipment... Rent a store and buy some basic equipment Yeah. Oh. - 250 grand, that's all? - Yeah. - Did freakin' Chestnut here kick you in the head while I was in Starbucks? Hear me out. If we both worked two jobs and made $2,000 a week, we could open a cupcake business in a little over a year. In the past two days, we've made $387, We made three hundred and eighty-seven yuan and that's a good start. We can make extra money at other jobs, like publicists, advertising executives... such as public relations Administrative janitors, drug mules. We really need to work on your self-esteem. So... So you, cupcakes, me, business background, your delicious little cakes plus With my business background, success. What do y

ou think? We are equal to success. How about I think you have a horse. I think we have a horse. Don't get attached. Don't get attached.