host: welcome to this special program of Xiaomi's story. Today, we have invited a pair of special guests. They are a pair of poor people from the northeast. They are married. Once, they finally established a beautiful family through their own efforts. Well, with the passage of time, these two acts are already white-haired, and we are honored to invite them to the show at this time of Valentine's Day to tell their love stories over the years. Let's give the warmest applause to two people who are destined to come on stage. (White clouds and black soil appear) Hello, uncles and aunts. Hello, uncle.
Heitu: Hello, host. How are the audience friends? I'm Heitu
Moderator: Uncle is really bright, and Aunt has a
Baiyun: Hello comrades
Moderator: Hello aunt (slight nod)
Baiyun: Comrades have worked hard
Moderator: Aunt, you have worked hard, too. Please sit down for two. Let's introduce ourselves first.
Baiyun: Sit down after speaking)
Baiyun: I'm 71 (stand up and talk, sit down after speaking)
Black soil: I'm 75 (stand up and talk, sit down after speaking)
Baiyun: I'm a chicken (stand up and talk, sit down after speaking)
Black soil: I'm a tiger (stand up and talk, sit down after speaking)
Baiyun: This is my husband (. (Sit down)
Baiyun: (whispering) It's a generation behind
Moderator: Don't be nervous, uncle and aunt. Actually, we invited you here today just to talk and chat with you. In your northeast dialect, it's just chatting, that is, chatting on the kang.
Black soil: Ah, it's chatting for a long time. Come on. Wonderful
Moderator: Oh, uncle, this English is very authentic.
Black soil: Yes, there are more authentic ones. Watch, Yeah, I'm Superman, Yeah, I'm Superman
, Loser (I almost wrestled at the front desk, and the moderator quickly went to hold it)
Baiyun: Pull it, just your English. British people don't understand
Black soil: I'm a standard cockney accent
Baiyun: It's really standard (winking). Last time a foreign friend came, he accidentally fell down and had to help him up. It was over, and he said thank you
Moderator: I want to thank my uncle
Baiyun: He arrived well and told others. Thank you means thank you, and no thank you means you're welcome.
Moderator: It's the first time I've heard that there is a black soil that speaks English like this. In fact, English is very simple. Nod yes, shake your head, no, come, go, and English is a jingle.
Baiyun: What a jingle, I'm not ashamed (look down upon and despise)
Moderator: The program is also. Actually, uncles and aunts, it's like this. We invited you here just to use the topic of Valentine's Day to talk about your love stories over the years, and also to let us young people learn and set an example for us young people.
Baiyun: What love do we have to talk about?
Heitu: That's right (crossing our legs). What love is there? As soon as the hand is pulled and loosened, a lot of feelings will disappear. hang (head raised, excited)
Moderator: Uncle, you are so talented that you can imitate even the most popular Shenyang recently
Black soil: That's right, Xiaomi, what is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day? You know what?
Moderator: I don't know
Black soil: It's a holiday, and the gift is not prepared
Moderator: Ah (with a sigh, knowing)
Baiyun: Do you know the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?
Moderator: I don't know
Baiyun: The gift is ready, and there is no lover to celebrate the holiday
Black soil: What is the most painful thing about Valentine's Day?
Moderator: I really haven't heard of
Black Soil: My wife told her
Baiyun: The gift was ready, and my lover had it, but my wife found it
Black Soil: yeah (Black Soil took the initiative to celebrate with Baiyun)
Moderator: It seems that my uncle and aunt still have a deep understanding of this Valentine's Day. Then when my lover picked it up that year, my uncle gave it to my aunt.
black soil: I couldn't afford the gift your aunt wanted at that time
Moderator: Really? Aunt, what gift do you want?
Baiyun: It's just flowers (shy expression)
Moderator: Oh, flowers are not given to aunt, uncle, you are too stingy, we are not short of money, so don't say this now. The most painful thing in life is that people die and money is gone.
black soil: your aunt only loves two kinds of flowers in her life. She has money to spend as much as possible. I'm not short of money. I'm not dead yet. I spent money.
White clouds: I'm a flower the size of white clouds, and anyone who sees them will smoke it. Just Wang Meizhi in the next village, she shivers at the sight of me.
Black soil: Come on, Wang Meizhi has cerebral thrombosis, and everyone shakes. Did my uncle's confession move my aunt?
Heitu: What are you still confessing? The raw rice has been cooked (complacent)
Baiyun: It's embarrassing to stop filming. I'll tell you everything. Yesterday, Heitu, my mother told me (suddenly stood up angrily)
Heitu: What are you doing? Your mother has been dead for more than 2 years
. Your father and I will take him away.
Moderator: Aunt, you are a bit of a loser. Don't be angry, Uncle. Don't be angry. Come on, let's talk about something else.
Baiyun: It won't happen again. Please remember (this sentence is really clear, maybe it's a dialect)
Moderator: It seems that aunt's home schooling is quite good. The living standards of uncles and aunts must have been greatly improved. < P > Baiyun: Which is greatly improved? That is quite improved. Just say that I'm wearing a famous brand, shoes, Nike, pants, Adidas, jacket, Jack Jones, bag, LV, more than 3 thousand, rich, (standing up and bragging) < P > Moderator: What activities do you usually do?
Baiyun: Get up in the morning to teach people to do Tai Chi, listen to lectures on health knowledge during the day, and dance disco for the elderly at night
Black soil: You can forget it. At your level, you can teach people to do Tai Chi, and that's all.
Moderator: Oh, which tricks?
black soil: I'll learn from you (starting to do actions in front)
Moderator: Uncle, you are so talented
Black soil: It's easier to match the formula
Moderator: What's the formula?
black soil: a big watermelon, cut it in the middle, give it to you, give it to him, and call it a day after work (action)
Baiyun: Hello, you are all right. A pair of Hong Kong feet made the tiger cry until he was old, and the old cat hanged himself. Even the washing machine sang against you. I don't hesitate to say you
Moderator: Hey, aunt.
Baiyun: That's right, Xiaomi. What is the most important thing for the elderly? Health is the most important thing. What is the most precious thing for the elderly? It is the most precious thing to learn health knowledge.
Moderator: Yes, aunt is really right, huh? That aunt, when you usually listen to knowledge lectures, do you also bring your uncle?
Baiyun: How dare you? Once, he took him. In the middle of hearing, he stopped and took off his shoes. Oh, all the people in that room were fumigated, leaving the lecture expert still on the stage.
Moderator: Then why didn't he run away?
Baiyun: I passed out
Moderator: It's the first time I've heard of this danger on stage. Uncle, aren't your feet hot now?
Black soil: not bad
Moderator: That's good, that's good
Baiyun: With his smelly feet, he went to get a pedicure. His little girl washed his feet all night, and his feet were cleaned. His child was hospitalized, and he was examined all night. The doctor was infected and his brain was seriously deprived of oxygen. He is still lying in the hospital
My wife (facing the white clouds), my little girl (walking to the front desk), my heart is cold, my life is counting, but in 36 thousand days, 7 or 8 houses have been built, and I only need to sleep 7 feet wide. To sum up, in four sentences, people are like flowers in a pot, life is a mess, no matter how well the house is built, it is just a temporary residence, and this small box is your forever home. (Wandering around in front of the host, Baiyun)
Baiyun: Why isn't it dead
Black soil: Nothing. When I turn it over, I'll talk to the old masters about the next topic (I can't hear this sentence clearly)
Moderator: Oh, I still see what's wrong. Hey, uncle and aunt, look, we have also recalled this past, and now we have a aftertaste.
Moderator: Hey, OK
Baiyun: falling sky, it's cloudy and sunny tonight (to the front desk)
Black soil: Don't make it useless, and get to the point (shaking your head)
Baiyun: I wish our great motherland prosperity first, and the people's life will be better and better
Moderator: OK (applause). (Go to the front desk and make a successful move)
Baiyun: Come on, let's qualify for the national football team with our return. It's a once-in-a-thousand-year wait. It was 1 years later
Black soil: It's good to say that wild lilies have spring sooner or later
Moderator: Hey, wild lilies are out. It seems that uncles and aunts really have good wishes for the future. Now our program is coming to an end, and we are very grateful to uncles and aunts for coming to our scene. Finally, we wish uncles and aunts to be young and healthy forever
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host: huh?
Baiyun: Say one more sentence
Moderator: OK, say two more sentences. What about the pilot? The pilot handed the shot to the uncle and aunt.
Baiyun: Thank you, the Literature and Art Department of the Academy gave us this opportunity and the Learning Department of the Academy.
Heitu: I hope our Experience magazine will be better and better.