1. Classic curse words

1. I have become an immortal. If you have something to do, please smoke. The Buddha said that if you have smoke without fire, you cannot achieve enlightenment, and if you have fire without smoke, you cannot become an immortal.

2 Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first. 3. I am dead, I will burn paper if I have something to do, I will summon my soul if I have something small, I will dig my grave if something is big.

4Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead. 5. A beautiful woman is your advantage, and living a beautiful life is your ability.

6 One person’s loneliness, two people’s fault, why should I choose me when I love him? 7 Longing continues, and sadness never stops. 8TA took away my heart, but left my person behind. Loneliness turned around and longing continued.

9 China Travel I think it will work, but I won’t pay to see if you can do it! 10 When I die, can Tencent stop operations for a day? 11 I couldn’t find you on Baidu, so I had to go to Sogou. 12 I prefer watching Naruto, because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese will die.

13 The most nonsense thing is the sentence "Smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette box. 14 Calling you cheap...you really didn't let me down! 15 You celebrate your Qixi Festival, and I drink mine. 16 Advertising is to tell people how money can be spent... 17 One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

18 A hero is angry for a beauty, and a beauty is angry for money. 19 Give me a bed where I can sleep until the world ends.

20. Words are spoken by people, farts are produced by people, and they are just out of breath... 21. You are the only one missing the bell ringing at Notre Dame de Paris. 22 As far as your thoughts go, roll away as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll away as fast as you can.

23 As soon as you go out, all the birds will disappear, and all the people will disappear. 24Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! ! 25 I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

26 The world is as big as the one you lack. 27Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born? 28 Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart. 29 I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away. 30 Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine? 31Have you drunk too much Sanlu? 32 You waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB half-dead.

33 God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world. 34Your appearance is really unflattering.

The Internet speed is slowing down.

35 Dude, look at your IQ.

He is from the Department of Physics (in the house) of the University of Caledon (at home), right? 36 Your life can be summed up in eight words - life is absurd, death is useless.

37 Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class. 2. Are there any curse words in classical Chinese?

Classical Chinese VS Vernacular Chinese

If you are an old woman (yù), you are a fucking teacher

If it weren't for me to stay and take care of it, it would be up to you. If it weren't for the decision of my score, it would be in your hands

Today I will close my eyes and take a nap. No less than two or three sentences. I will definitely contradict you with no less than two or three sentences

I am angry, and those who take a nap are not just me, I am unhappy! I'm not the only one who dozed off.

Why should I say that? Why do you only miss me?

Moreover, I have not yet lost consciousness, so I am unjustly accused. Besides, I haven’t completely fallen asleep yet, which is really unfair!

What can you do? What talents do you have?

If you are really capable, if you are really capable,

Why are there more than half of the students lying on the desk? Why do more than half of the students sleep on their desks?

Six out of ten students hate you, and six out of ten students hate you.

Are you kind? Did you teach well?

The number can be seen. You can tell from the number of people sleeping here

Don’t blame the past, I won’t argue with you about what happened before.

What happened today is abominable, but as for today’s In fact, you are really hateful

and it makes me angry. Makes me really angry!

Mother, I am so damn unhappy with my mother’s fault. 3. Please give me some ancient sentences that teach people and curse people. They are not idioms. Thank you.

There are too many now. Most of the curse words were created by the ancients. Let’s give some classic examples.

■1 Sage Confucius cursed people:

"The Analects of Confucius": "Being old but not dying is a thief!" (Modern people: old and not dying)

"The Analects of Confucius": "A person who fights with bamboos is of no use!" (Today's people: buckets, foodies, pigs)

"The Analects of Confucius·Gong Yechang": "Rotten wood cannot be carved, and dung soil The wall cannot be built!" (Modern people: garbage, dog shit, smelly excrement)

"The Analects of Confucius·Advanced": "It is not allowed to die.

"(Modern people: those who do not deserve a good death, those who are killed by God, those who behead their heads)

"Mencius: King Hui of Liang, Part 1": "The one who first made the figurines has no descendants. "(Modern people: no children, no grandchildren, no family temper)

"The Analects of Confucius Yang Huo" "Only women and villains are difficult to raise. "(Modern person: Villain)

Brief comment: Sage Kong was good at cursing, and left many classic ugly words for future generations: old people, old people, old people, bad deaths, no descendants, etc. I learned it from him.

■■2 Zhuge Liang cursed Wang Lang to death:

"In the old days of Huan and Ling, the eunuchs caused trouble and the country was in chaos. , noisy in all directions. After the Yellow Turbans, Dong Zhuo, Jue, Si, etc. came one after another to rob the Han Emperor and brutalize the people. Because in the temples, rotten trees serve as officials, and between the palaces and majesties, animals and beasts eat their salary; people with wolf-hearted and dog-like behavior are in power, and servile and servile people are in charge of the government. As a result, the people of Shejiqiu Ruins were devastated. I have always known what you have done: you have lived on the coast of the East China Sea for a long time, and you first became an official with filial piety and integrity; you cooperated with Kuangjun to assist the country, and established Han Dynasty and prospered Liu; how could you have aided the rebels and conspired to usurp the throne! The sin is so serious that heaven and earth will not tolerate it! Everyone in the world is willing to eat your flesh! ... A brilliant man! Old thief with gray beard! You will return under the Nine Springs today. How can you see the Twenty-Four Emperors! The old thief retreats quickly! You can teach the rebellious ministers to decide the outcome with my mother-in-law. " (Rotten wood is an official, beasts eat salary, wolf-hearted and dog-lunged, servile and servile, heaven and earth cannot tolerate, gray-bearded old thief, bright-headed man, etc. have all become idioms or become popular sayings that the broad masses of the people love to hear and use.)

A brief review of The Romance of the Three Kingdoms: Wang Lang was so scolded that he vomited blood and died of anger. This is rare in history. Zhuge Liang was not only clever but also good at scolding his mother.

■■■ 3 King Luo Bin scolded Wu Zetian:

The people of the Wu family who pretended to be in the imperial court were not docile in nature and were in a humble place. In the past, when they were under the command of Emperor Taizong, they changed their clothes and went to serve in the imperial palace. He is secretly plotting against the lover in the back room. He is jealous at first sight, and refuses to let others go. The heart is like a wolf. It is evil and evil. It kills the good and the good, kills the king and murders the mother. The gods and men are jealous.

A brief comment on King Luo Bin's "Discussion". "Wu Xi" is a famous article that has been passed down through the ages, and Wu Zetian has been wronged for thousands of years. This shows the great role of swearing. Ugly words such as shrew, bitch, and vixen have always been common words used to scold women.

< p> ■■■■4 In old novels such as "Water Margin", "Red Mansions", "The Scholars" and "Three Words and Two Pats":

"Water Margin": Poppi, scoundrel, bitch , whore, duck (referring to wife stealing from a man), straight mother-in-law, three-inch nail bean skin...

"The Scholars": bald donkey, turtle, old fart (swearing against gay men), The toad wants to eat the swan's farts and urinates to take pictures of himself... 4. Two curse words in ancient poems

The earliest satirical poems in China may be some chapters in the "Book of Songs", "Xiang Mouse": "Xiang Mouse": Rats have skin, but humans have no manners. If a person has no manners, what is the point of not dying? Rats have skin and teeth, but humans have no teeth. There is no end to human beings, why wait until death? Rats have skin and body, but humans are rude. If a person is rude, why will he die? ”

It’s hard to find poems. Some of the poems that don’t use curse words include:

There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn swords;

Don’t use swords? Learn to use the sword;

There are so many moves to use the sword, you learn the drunken sword;

If you don’t learn the bronze sword and the iron sword, go and learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the secret skill of martial arts: the Drunken Silver Sword!

Finally, you have reached the point where the sword and man are one!

I discovered that the sage also cursed others. For me, I have no king; if I love you all, I have no father. I have no father and no king, and I am a beast. Even scholars who hold different opinions are scolded. This shows that the difference between scholars and ordinary people has been in China since ancient times. It's just that the level of insult is different.

You did nothing wrong! You can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution!

It's not your fault that you're ugly!

When you were a child, were you bitten by a pig or pinched by a door? You still had the courage to live up to your expectations... 5. Classic curse words

1 I have become an immortal. If you have something to do, please smoke. Buddha said that you can’t achieve enlightenment without fire, and you can’t become an immortal without fire.

2 Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

< p> 3 I am dead, I have to burn paper, small things call my soul, big things dig my grave.

4 Is it okay to be tired?

5 Women. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living a beautiful life is your ability.

6 It’s the fault of two people for being lonely.

7 The longing continues, the sadness never stops.

8TA took away my heart, but left my person behind. Loneliness turns around, and the longing continues.

9. Traveling to China, I think it will work. , I don’t want to pay to see if you can do it!

10 When I die, Tencent will stop operating for a day?

11 I can’t find you on Baidu, so I have to go to Sogou.

12 I prefer watching Naruto, because if he dies, a whole village of Japanese will die.

13 The most nonsense thing is the sentence "Smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette box

14 Calling you cheap...you really didn't let me down!

15 You celebrate your Qixi Festival, and I drink mine.

16 Advertising is to tell people how money can be spent...

17 One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

18 A hero is angry for a beauty, and a beauty is angry for money.

19 Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

20 Words are said by people, farts are made by people, they are just out of breath...

21 You are the only one missing the bell ringer at Notre Dame de Paris.

22. As far as your thoughts go, roll away as far as you go; as fast as the speed of light, you roll away as fast as you can.

23 As soon as you go out, all the birds will disappear, and all the people will disappear.

24Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

25 I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

26 The world is as big as the one you lack.

27. Were you thrown up three times and only caught twice when you were born?

28 Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

29 I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away

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30 Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or forgot to take your medicine?

31Did you drink too much Sanlu?

32 You waste air when alive, waste land when dead, and waste RMB half-dead.

33 God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

34 Your appearance is really unflattering. . . The slowest trawling speed. .

35 Dude, look at your IQ. . . Is he from the Department of Physics (in the room) of the University of California at Caledon?

36 Your life can be summed up in just eight words - life is absurd and death is useless. .

37 Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.