Antique shops have natural enemies, namely fake paintings and fake paintings. People who make fake paintings try their best to deceive those sharp and sharp eyes who look at fake paintings; However, people who look at fake paintings see through the mystery and tricks with these eyes, grab the tip of the tail that the counterfeiter didn't hide, pull it out of a pile of paintings and hang it in broad daylight.

People who look at fake paintings are called blue eyes. I work in Yu Chenggong antique shop in Guodian Street, specializing in painting. Blue eyes are not blue. His surname is Jiang and his original name is Zaitang. Blue eyes is his nickname. Tianjin people have a nice nickname, one is called, and the other is recorded. These blue eyes come from his short-sighted glasses. The lens is thick and You Lan, which really matches a pair of blue eyes. The key to this blue eye is still in his eye. It is said that he can see the truth by turning off the lights and looking at the picture; Although the text is a bit mysterious, it is not adulterated. His blue eyes are really amazing when painting-looking at fake paintings, his eyes are dull; Look at the real painting, a blue light.

On this day, a man who is learning to dress up came to the store with a photo in his hand. The inscription outside reads "Spring Color Map of Dadizi Lake". Blue eyes seem to have missed it. He knew that no matter what was written on the inscription, it didn't count. It depended on the painting. He brushed the floor and pulled it like lightning, revealing a half-foot painting heart. This is the famous "half-foot job" of Blue Eye. No matter how big or small the painting is, he only looks at half a foot. Whether it's true or not, take this half-foot painting and never look at it again. Blue eyes facing half a foot painting, glasses brush to flash across a blue light, he looked up and asked newcomers:

"How much are you going to sell?"

Newcomers are not in a hurry to ask, but say:

"I heard that Huang San Ye in the west also copied this painting."

Huang San Ye is the first master of fake painting in Guinness. Everyone in the antique shop is afraid of him. I didn't expect blue eyes to listen to games, so I said it again:

"Huang San Ye has never been in my eyes. Tell me how much you plan to sell this painting. "

"Two." The newcomer said. These two pieces are twenty taels of gold.

The asking price is not low, nor too high. You push me a little on both sides, and the deal will be eighteen taels.

From this day on, the antique shop in Jinmen said that Yu of Guodian Street successfully bought a large water stone with a long inscription on it, which was very rare. Some people say that this thing comes from a palace in Beijing. The person who came to sell paintings was not very good at painting, but Blue Eye caught him red-handed. Spend a lot of money and things will be easy. Such fine polyester has not been seen in Tianjin antique shop for ten years. At that time, there were no newspapers, and the mouth was the media. The more you talk about it, the wider it will spread. There are always groups of people coming to see the paintings, which has almost become a silk shop.

Enough about the things in the world, and then start talking. About three months later, people began to say that the successful polyester was unreliable. At first glance, it's quite bluffing, but after reading it several times, it's all thin soup and water, and I have no spirit. The difference between true and false paintings is that the real painting can stand the sight, but the fake painting can't stand it. After this word spread, the news came out-some people said that this painting was a fake of western Huang San Ye! Isn't this equivalent to throwing a basin of dirty water on someone's blue-eyed robe?

Blue eyes have roots, ignore them. The more you ignore it, the more mysterious it becomes. Later, he said it had a nose and eyes. It is said that someone saw the original in a person's home in Shenzhen Street. Then, one by one, people went to the successful antique shop to see the paintings, but this time they wanted to see how Huang San Ye could cover his blue eyes. Seeing talented people stumble is always the most fascinating thing!

Mr. Tong, the boss of Yu Chenggong, was a little scared, so he said to Blue Eye, "I believe in your eyesight, but I can't stand the gossip outside, which makes our shop noisy all day." Let's ask someone where the painting is. If there is really an identical painting, we should try our best to show it and distinguish between true and false, which will make us look taller. "

Blue eyes can tell that the boss is uncertain, but unless he does what the boss says and shows the truth and falsehood together, no one can do anything about gossip. People make trouble in the dark and win in the light.

Boss Tong calls you Xiaowu. You Xiaowu is Tianjin Wei's hamster. He drills everywhere and can touch anything with his ears. They sent you Xiaowu to inquire, and there will be news the next day. It turns out that there is really another Dadi, also called "Hu Caitu", and it is really a Cui family in Shenzhen Street! Boss Tong and Blue Eye don't know who this Cui family is. Boss Tong asked you to show your blue eyes to Xiaowu. Blue eyes can't help but go. When I arrived at the house, two blue lights flashed through the glass brush. Stupid!

This is a real painting. The one in the shop is fake! These two paintings are the same in size, color and picture, and even the seals are imitations. But the air is different-look, this is really air!

He doesn't know how to hit him in the eye. At this time, facing this painting, I really want to be buried. He has been watching it for twenty years. His blue eyes became gods in the antique shop. No one does not believe that what he said is true, and what he said is false. But this time, it was a mistake, spread out and ruined. It's no problem to see whether the painting is true or not, and it's no problem to see it for a lifetime. If you make a mistake, you will jump into the end.

He didn't make a sound I went back to the store and told the boss the truth. Success and blue eyes are linked together, and they should all be planted. Boss Tong thought about it all night. With an idea, I decided to buy Cui's big polyester shaft, even though the price was high. Both paintings are in your hands, and it's up to you to decide which is true or false. However, they can never show up, so they hired another person, pretending to be a buyer, and followed You Xiaowu to Cui's house to buy this scroll painting. Unexpectedly, the beginning of Cui's surname is sky-high. Or you can keep it for yourself. I'm afraid to buy things and not sell them at the same time. However, this person posing as a buyer has a bottom line, because when he comes, Huang Ba has something to say to him, "Even if you smash my shop, you have to buy me the painting." I gave in again and again, and finally I spent seven gold to buy it, more than double the shaft I bought before.

After bringing this scroll painting, Tong's boss was relieved. Although he was worried about money, he kept a successful brand. He asked the guys to hang the two-axis paintings side by side on the wall and have a good look. When hanging a picture, blue eyes look forward and glasses brush flashes three times. People really stood there with sticks. Everything is normal and strange-the original is true, and the one just bought is fake!

If you don't compare the true and false together, you can't tell the true and false at all-this is the skill of others to fake paintings and the highest skill!

But blue eyes are long, aren't they? Navel?

Blue eyes almost closed in one breath. Three days later, he connected the whole story, and then he realized that all this was a trap set by Huang San Ye in the dark. I told you step by step to go in. People sell real paintings without losing money, and fake paintings sell higher than the sky. It suddenly occurred to him that the man dressed as a scholar who came to sell the painting for the first time didn't tell him that "Huang San Ye also copied this painting"? People have already made it clear that this painting is true or false. Let's see who's to blame for hitting the eye. It seems that this Huang San Ye is not only for money, but only for himself. You are told to keep the real painting in your hand and then buy the fake one he made. Well done! When he understands this layer, he will understand that he is home and will eventually fall! From here on, blue eyes rolled up their sleeves and left success. Since then, not only did Tianjin antique shops like him, but even the shadow of Tianjin disappeared from the ground. Some people said that he was very ill, so he lay down and never got up again. What a terrible planting!

Think again, he has worse-he lost to Huang San Ye, but only saw Huang San Ye's handwriting, and he didn't know his face!

Fortunately, he finally thought of Huang San Ye's skill. Die clearly.

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8 "Miracle of the Secular World": Dead Birds

Tianjin Wei's people are so playful that many people have nicknames. Some people's nicknames are called face to face, and some people's nicknames can only be said behind their backs, depending on how they come from. Where there are nicknames, there must be funny stories; But the story is different from the story. Some stories can be told as jokes, and some stories can't be told indiscriminately. For example, He Daotai is a colorful nickname-dead bird.

He Daotai looks ordinary and is a little pig. But a wise mind keeps your mouth shut, but you can hide it in the dark. He has two abilities, one is to serve the boss, and the other is to serve the birds.

Serving the boss is a very special achievement. Follow the boss's ass all day, neither slow nor tight. If you follow too slowly and can't get up, let the boss worry; If you follow too closely, you may not step on your boss's heel, but you will annoy him. Besides, chasing a puppy like that is not enough. You should be good at reading words and feelings, know the boss's temper, and know when to say and when not to say it; Obey when taught and nod when scolded. It's your fault that the boss is not allowed to swear, sometimes it's just the boss's anger and comfort. If you can't control your temper, frown and pout, and show your troubles, please ask your boss to remember. Since then, the immortal has not become bigger, but smaller-this kind of thing is not done by people, but He Daotai is handy and does it calmly and naturally. People say that He Daotai's ability comes from his nature, saying that he was born a boss's angry basket, a donkey, and he couldn't kick a fart with three feet, right?

After that, he served the boss, and then he served the birds.

Serving birds is another achievement. Don't think that if you put a bird in a cage, put some rice, give some worms and add some water, you can bounce around. A bird has the habit of closing its eyes and flapping its wings. Birds have a bird's temper. If you don't follow it, you won't sing, scream, move, and be exhausted. People say that on the stage of He Daotai, it must be a bird in the whole life. He knows birds like the back of his hand, no matter what they are. His hands are chubby, his hair is shiny and lively, and his voice is better than that of a singer in Tianfu Tea Garden.

On the second day of the long summer, Mr. Lin, who works in Changguan, came back from his hometown in Changzhou, Jiangsu Province and brought him a myna. This kind of starling has a round belly, thick legs and hard claws, black body and golden mouth; Shouted, standing in the street can also hear clearly. He Daotai said with joy, "The cock's voice is not that loud."

Mr. Lin said with a smile: "Even economists are hard to speak. Learning is always difficult. I can't teach anything, but sometimes I learn from him accidentally. " However, I believe I will finish it when I hand it over to you. "

He Daotai also smiled. He said, "In three months, I will make it say Allegro."

However, this starling is like a fierce horse, which is extremely difficult to tame for a while. He Daotai tried his best, but he couldn't learn. He Daotai scolded it: "Stupid bird." The next day it called "stupid bird" for one day. Make it stop. It won't stop. You can hear clearly in the front yard and backyard, and you can't sleep in the afternoon. He Daotai covered the cage tightly with a lid for more than half a day, and it stopped barking. At night, his wife was afraid of suffocating him and asked the maid to take off the hijab. As soon as he appeared, he said to his wife, "Madam, is it a rash?" The wife was startled. On second thought, isn't this what the master said to her the other day? I learned it by accident. Let my wife giggle for a long time. He Daotai came back and told his master. Before she could let myna say it again, myna herself said, "madam, it's prickly heat!" "

He Daotai grinned and said, "This thing even imitates my voice."

The wife said, "I didn't expect this bad thing to be so clever."

Since then, He Daotai has taken special care of it. After a long time, it did learn the words "say hello to adults", "please sit down" and "go away", but it was hard to say. However, a few words of "prickly heat" said by the old lady Taiping popped up, which made the guests laugh and laugh their heads off.

The magistrate said, "Lord He, you can see how smart you are."

He Daotai is proud of this bird and even more proud of himself. Press this for the time being

On the ninth day of September, the Jade Emperor Pavilion outside Dongcheng "saved nine days", and all the people in Jinmen went to the pavilion as usual, commonly known as "Ascending the Mountain in 1999". At this time, the sky is crisp, and when I look up, I feel comfortable and unobstructed. On this day, Yulu, governor of Zhili, also came to the Jade Emperor Pavilion. He was in a good mood and climbed up the narrow and steep stairs to the top of Qingxu Pavilion. All the officials accompanying him cheered him up before and after running. He Daotai is naturally among them. He pointed to the sails at the mouth of Sancha River and said some interesting words, which made Lord Youlu be elated. Coming down from the cabinet, He Daotai said that his home is not far away, and I hope that adults can visit him. Adult Yu will never condescend to visit his subordinates' homes on weekdays. But today, I was in high spirits and agreed. He Daotai's sedan chair cleared the way in front, and other officials followed, riding a dragon and a tiger.

He Daotai's myna cage hangs in front of the living room window. As soon as Yu entered the door, he called, "Please, my Lord." The voice is loud and clear, and it has reached Yulu's ears.

Adult Yu became more and more cheerful and said, "This thing is smarter than people."

He Daotai replied, "It's because adults are coming." No matter what others tell her, she won't talk about it. "

When the tea was served, myna suddenly called out again, "This tea is before tomorrow."

Lord Yu was shocked and turned to the starling in the cage and said, "This is all your fault. What time is it now? Where can I find tea before tomorrow? "

The boss teased and the boss laughed. The living room was full of laughter, and they all laughed at myna for being a fool.

He Daotai said, "Your Excellency really hit the nail on the head." Actually, I didn't teach you this. This thing always comes out from time to time. I don't know where it came from "

The magistrate said with a smile, "On weekdays, it's not that the speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional." I believe my Lord always drinks good tea. He remembers all the tea names! "

Yulu smiled and said, "If there is any good tea, please ask Yulu to try it."

Everyone laughed again. But when myna heard the word "Yulu", her wings suddenly shook, and she stood up with black hair all over her body. She was very angry and shouted loudly and brightly, "That bastard Yulu!"

The hall was crowded with people. In fact, everyone heard this sentence. At the moment of shock, myna said it again: "That bastard Yulu!" Speak clearly and simply. Yulu suddenly shook his hand, pulled all the tea bowls on the table to the ground and shouted angrily, "How presumptuous!"

He Daotai hurriedly fell to the ground, his voice shaking so badly that he couldn't hear: "I didn't teach him this-"When he got here, he felt stuck. He thought that Stalin's words were exactly what he often said after he came back from Yulu, where he felt depressed. Why do you remember it? Didn't this kill him? He was cold all over.

By the time he understood, Yuru and all the officials had left. Alone on the living room floor, he suddenly jumped up and rushed to myna, shouting, "You ruined me! I will tear you to pieces, you dead bird! "

He grabbed the cage with both hands and pulled too hard. The cage was torn open and the birds flew out, but he didn't catch any. Myna flew out of the window and landed in the tree. I actually learned what He Daotai just said and shouted at him: "Dead bird!"

He Daotai told his servant to hit with a pole, cut with a brick and climb up the tree to catch it. Myna jumped back and forth on the top of the tree for a while and kept calling, "dead bird!" Dead bird! Dead bird! " Finally, I flew away with my wings and soon disappeared.

Since then, He Daotai has been nicknamed "dead bird". And when people pass on this nickname, it is always accompanied by this story.

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One of the wonders of the world: the wine girl

Pubs are also divided into three or six categories. The pub on Shoushan Street is the last one. No cover, no name, no seat in the room; There are no vegetables on the counter, only a can of wine. Those who come to drink are the bottom people who carry live cars and sell coolies. Some people have a piece of sausage head in their hands, and some people have a handful of spiced peanuts in their pockets. When you enter the door, you will go to two or three restaurants and drink Taiwan independence by the corner window. When people are crowded, they take the wine bowl out of the door and watch the tree pour a little more wine into their mouths. This is enough to satisfy their desire!

This pub only sells one kind of wine, which makes sweet potatoes dry, cheap and strong. Cats kept in Shoushan Street never get lost. If they get lost, they will follow the smell of wine to find it. This wine doesn't talk about aftertaste, only about momentum and water in the mouth. You have to swallow it quickly, or you will burn your tongue, mouth, teeth and throat. As soon as I fell into my stomach, I jumped up with my hands and hit my head, feeling dizzy and full of energy. On the eve of the Olympic Games, the kind of firecrackers that were "fired" ignited and exploded, and red light flew into the sky. This wine is called "cannon lighting" Good wine should be warm and long, and never go to the top. But the poor earn a day's life, tired and depressed. Isn't it because they don't spend much money that they get excited and dizzy immediately?

To say the most free and easy, or a few wine wives. Every noon, the old woman will definitely come to the pub, dressed in rags, and compete with beggars; His hair is messy and his face is dark. No one can tell what she looks like, let alone her last name, but they all know that she is the number one alcoholic in this pub and is regarded as a drinking girl. As soon as she entered the door, as usual, she took out a small square cloth bag from her pocket and opened it. There is a newspaper bag in it. Sometimes the newspaper is new and sometimes it is old. Open the newspaper bag. It is a tissue paper bag with an emerald pin inside. When I opened the tissue paper bag again, I found that it was only twenty cents. She took the money and put it on the counter. As usual, the boss handed over most bowls of "gun lights". She took the wine bowl, raised her hand and raised her neck. As soon as the bottom of the bowl was turned over, the wine poured straight into her stomach and into the bucket. As soon as this woman's feet leave the threshold, she will race on the ground and draw a gobbledygook.

She staggered all the way to the north and walked out of the boundary of 100. It's a crossroads, with cars coming and going, and accidents often happen. Don't worry about this woman. Look at her. She is drunk as mud, but every time she gets to the intersection, she will definitely "plop". When she wakes up, she will cross the road without drunkenness like an ordinary person. She does this every day and never fails. People in Shoushan street love to watch the drunken steps of the wine girl-swinging up and down, slanting left and right, leisurely spinning the music pottery jar, which looks like the wind swinging the lotus leaf; On rainy days, when raindrops fall on us, we will fight for a big umbrella that rotates slowly ... but why do alcoholics get drunk as soon as they get to the intersection? Is it because the cannon is so energetic, or is it because the wine girl has superhuman ability to wake up when she is drunk?

The trick of wine is still in the jar. The boss is a traitor, mixing water in the wine. Alcoholics are vague about the world in their eyes, but they know all about the wine in their bellies, but no one will break this paper, even if they drink beautifully. If the boss is wicked, he will get what he deserves. He is nearly sixty years old, has no children, and will probably die. But one day, when the boss kowtowed to the Buddha, the proprietress loved to eat sour and spicy food, and she was so happy that she moved her conscience and vowed to be an honest man in the future, selling wine honestly and never adding water to the wine again.

On this day, the wine girl came to this pub. As usual, she took out her bag as soon as she entered the door, opened it layer by layer, spent money on wine, raised her hand and poured fake "cannon light" into her stomach ... The real thing is the real thing. This time, before the wine girl went out, people wandered around. Today, in order to look good, she rocked all the way, shaking her upper body to the left and her lower body to the right, which became more and more powerful. At first, she was a Dapeng bird in the wind, but later she was shocked and puzzled by people competing in Shoushan Street in a dark whirlpool. Without much thought, the wine girl has reached the intersection, but she didn't wake up. She strolled into the main road for the first time, not to mention the tragedy below. ...

Since then, the wine girl has disappeared from this street. People in the bar talk about her from time to time. Said she was a real qualified alcoholic. She doesn't like to eat when she drinks, but she wolfs down as usual. She doesn't want to satisfy her desire, just want the strength of the wine. Doing nothing in pubs, not gossiping, paying for drinks, leaving after drinking, and never taking credit. A real drunkard enjoys himself and won't mess around with others.

Hearing this, the boss suddenly thought that the day when the wine girl had an accident was not the day when she didn't adulterate the wine. It turned out that the curse was on him, so he opened it awkwardly, thinking that the truth of this world was really indescribable. Is lying wrong or telling the truth wrong? Otherwise, why do you cheat people for decades with fake wine, but they live a plain life and drink beautifully, but once they get serious, they lose everything?

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Zhang Dali, one of the wonders of the world.

Zhang Dali, formerly known as Zhang, is a warrior in Guinness. His strength is boundless, so he is called Dali. Men and women in Tianjin like him, admire him and praise him. But Tianjin people have their own way of praising others. There is such a thing in Zhang Dali that I knew at that time, but no one knows it now, so I wrote it below-

The shop that sells stone at home is called Cheng Ju. There is a heavy bluestone lock at the gate, and the lock handle is also stone. This lock is engraved with a line:

Whoever can open this lock will be rewarded with one hundred and twenty pieces of silver.

The purpose of setting this stone lock is nothing more than to prove that its stone is durable.

However, the stone lock is lying here, and no one can lift it, or even make it move a little. How much do you think it weighs? Well, it sticks to the earth's crust unless you lift the ground to your head!

One day, when Zhang Dali came home, he saw the lock and the words on it. He leaned forward, reached out and asked, shook it gently, and shook out a bamboo basket, which attracted many people to watch. I saw him holding the lock handle, his waist was stiff, and he easily lifted the big stone lock into the air. Arms straight, smiling, holding a bouquet of flowers!

They cheered and shouted, and Zhang Dali held the stone lock, but he didn't put it down. He didn't put the stone lock back until the boss came out to see it clearly. The boss came over and said with a smile:

"Originally, teacher zhang is here. Please come in and have a cup of tea! "

Hearing this, Zhang Dali said seriously, "Boss, don't get this stone lock with me. It says that whoever can lift it will be rewarded with one hundred and twenty pieces of silver, so you should bring the money quickly. I am still busy! "

Unexpectedly, the boss who got together ignored Zhang Dali's words. Zhang Dali said slowly, "Teacher Zhang, you only saw the words on the stone lock, but there is a line under the stone lock. Did you see it? "

Zhang Dali dazed for a moment. I was just so happy that I didn't see any words under the lock. Not only did he not see it, but no one else did. Zhang Dali turned his head, thinking that the boss was scaring him and didn't want to give him money. He thought he had tried hard once and couldn't lift it anymore, so he went up and held the stone lock above his head. He looked up, and there really was a line under the stone lock, which read:

But Zhang Dali's move doesn't count.

Connect the words above and below this stone lock, that is:

Whoever lifts this lock will be rewarded with one hundred and twenty pieces of silver, but Zhang Dali's lifting doesn't count!

Everyone laughed when they saw it. As it turns out, people know that only he can lift this guy. And this line is that people admire themselves and praise themselves-Zhang Dali certainly understands it.

He threw away the stone lock and left with a smile.

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One of the wonders of the world: Qingyun landlord

Qingyun landlord, the name of a little scholar by the sea. Call a little scholar? It's the kind of scholar whose name people can't say, but almost everyone knows him.

This gentleman has a narrow face, yellow skin, shriveled skin, slender arms and thighs, and a cold bean skin can be seen on several bamboo poles. But people can't judge by their appearances, and the sea can't be measured. He can write, draw, carve seals and even mount them. Feasible scientists say his hands are a little rough. For some reason, there is no plaque written by Tianjin Wei in his business, and his paintings are not hung on the walls of restaurants and pharmacies. He is in the business of painting and calligraphy, both inside and outside. Whether a scholar's "lack of talent" tastes bitter or sour, or both, only he knows.

So, Qingyun Tower told him to come up with this fasting number. He claimed to be the landlord of Qingyun, and wrote a pair hanging on the head-on wall: "People are in the green hills, and their hearts are in the white clouds". He often talks to himself about the couple. Every time I read, I close my eyes and shake my shoulders like a hermit. However, Tianjinwei is a world of ordinary people. Qingyun Tower is located at the east entrance of the Great Hutong, and shoppers and sellers are crowded together. Besides, his partition is the Four Seasons Spring Restaurant, and the smell of fish, meat and onion sauce wafts through the window all day. Close the window? Fart can block the smell of fish and fresh meat with window glass, but it can't stop the feasting. A neighbor said to him, "You might as well turn this Qingyun Tower into a hotel." The word "Qingyun Tower" sounds good, and it rings as soon as it is called! "

It almost killed him.

As soon as I turned around, my luck changed. One day, a good boy, Chen Ba, took an American to visit him. This man is in his fifties, bald, with bulging eyes, a big beard and no mouth in it. Chen Ba said that this American likes old things in China, especially calligraphy and painting. When the landlord of Qingyun met a foreigner for the first time, his mind was in a mess and his hands and feet were very busy. He almost turned over when he stepped on a stool and hung a picture. America didn't notice him, so she just looked at the picture on the wall. She screamed every time she saw one, so that she was scalded by water when washing her ass. Then, pout and praise. From this mouth, I saw something like a cherry, wet and red, protruding from the middle of his beard. When the Qingyun landlord saw it, it turned out to be this old beautiful lip. Finally, he said to the Qingyun landlord word for word in Chinese: "I, my wife, Gao, Xing, Liao, Xie, Xie-me, my wife, Gao, Xing, Liao, Xie, Xie-"He probably only learned these words, saying them over and over again, and kept leaving.

The Qingyun landlord is going crazy with joy. For the first time in his life, he was so admired. Two months later, he received a letter written in a foreign language. He took it to the Ta Kung Pao newspaper to find Mr. Zhu who knows a foreign language. Mr. Zhu smiled as soon as he saw it, and said to him, "You tried your best to drive America crazy. He said that after he returned to China, your handwriting was in his eyes every day, and it was also in his dreams at night. He also said that he thinks artists in China are absolutely geniuses! "

Qingyun landlord is like Qingyun, his body is floating and he hasn't slept all night. At dawn, he was suddenly inspired. He wrote four characters of "Jingyuan" to the old American, personally framed it into a cross and sent it to the post office. There is also a piece of writing paper attached to the mail, asking people to hang the word on the wall and stand in front of it anyway and send it as a photo. He thought he would show this photo to others. Show it to relatives and friends, to neighbors, to people who look down on him, to the big boss of the business, to the editor of the newspaper, and finally publish it in the newspaper. Be careful. Look at your dog! If you deny me, people always recognize me!

He sat in Qingyun Tower for three months, until he was a little confused and even a little discouraged, when a letter written on his skin in a foreign language finally arrived. He tore it open and pulled out a letter, all in foreign languages. He didn't understand it, and there were no photos in it. Look at the envelope again. The photo is stuck in it. He took the photo and pulled it out. This is a bit embarrassing and wrong. He took another look and was silly. American stood in front of his words and took a photo, but the words were upside down, all facing down!

These articles are easy to test and humorous.