1. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away! If Ziruo doesn't leave, he'll be knocked unconscious and continue to be dragged away!

2. If you say money is a sin, everyone is trying to get it; if you say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; if you say the heights are too cold, everyone is crawling; if you say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body, even if you don’t quit; if you say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

3. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

4. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again...

5. When I woke up, it was dark.

6. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

7. If possible, be stronger. It is better to be enviable than to be pitiful!

8. God has not given me any great responsibility, but it still tortures my mind and strains my muscles and bones.

9. It’s easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is hard to prevent when you are undercover.

10. You need to understand the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends.

11. The poorest is nothing more than begging. If you don’t die, you will eventually come out.

12. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

13. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

14. When will the bright moon appear? Look up.

15. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

16. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

17. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend to be the same and round. There is a threshold. Once you are done pretending, step forward and become the legendary temperament person. , it was not installed properly, so it was stuck there. It's Carmen.

18. A man’s lies can deceive a woman for a night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

19. He is like a basin of water, poured into your pile of rice. After a few years, the clear water turns into mellow wine, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice. It is not useless. , and can also be used to feed pigs.

20. As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

21. Don’t brag, please return the awesomeness to the cows, because cows also need sex!

22. The red beans don’t grow in the southern country, but grow on my face. I’m really lovesick!

23. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.

24. The trees become quieter but the wind does not stop, the more I fall in love but he is not here.

25. Bus jogging is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

26. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

27. The Tianshan Child Mother - she looks great on the outside, but there are 365 cracks in her heart. Each crack has four words written on it: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter, and the vicissitudes of life are astonishing.

28. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly to it, and then get out again and again!

29. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

30. If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

31. If you see the shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you!

32. I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, and I can’t tell you as many things as you want to hear.

33. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

34. A hero does not care about the way out, and a rogue does not care about his age.

35. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

36. Drinking medicine and passing bottles, hanging people with ropes, and jumping off buildings waving small handkerchiefs to see them off.

37. The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and the wanted prisoner tried to pull him away. Public Security Bureau, Mazi said, forget it because of my face.

38. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me?

39. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

40. A true warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

41. God, it’s too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is so difficult! Work is so boring! I am destined to be with you! Miss you, sleepless! It’s too far to see you!

42. What about having a husband? There is a goalkeeper and the ball still goes in!

43. When we were children, we regarded toys as friends, but when we grew up, our friends regarded us as toys.

44. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the street.

45. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How can I dare to grow old before you come?

46. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

47. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.

48. Young people don’t act recklessly and are bold and unrestrained. I wonder where the themes come from in old age.

49. The beauty of knowledge lies in making people confused; the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; the beauty of women lies in being so stupid that they have no regrets; the beauty of men lies in telling lies so that they can see ghosts in daylight.

50. Under no circumstances can you play with others. Those who play with others will be played with.

51. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

52. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

53. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets all your life.

54. Spit is used to count money, not to reason.

55. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

56. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon! Mencius said: Confucius is right!

57. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.

58. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

59. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have this. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...

60. Life is like toilet paper. , If nothing happens, try to talk as little as possible!

61. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

62. In a few decades, when we meet, we will be sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes. You and I will be piled in a pile and no one will know each other. All of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

63. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark...

64. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

65. We all thought we could die for love. In fact, love cannot kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we will cry without tears. We tossed and turned for a long time. The disease becomes the cure, and we become the steel. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.

66. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

67. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

68. The most beautiful thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign!

69. They said I was bt and asked me to do a CT scan, but it turned out that I was et.

70. See yourself clearly through great ups and downs, and see your friends clearly through great ups and downs.

71. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

72. When you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

73. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

74. As a god, I shine in this beautiful moment. Don't bother mortals...

75. The only thing in the world that can be obtained without hard work is age!

76. I came quietly and left quietly. I waved my dagger and left no one alive.

77. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

78. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

79. I will know that you are a monster as soon as I open my eyes.

80. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone. If someone offends me, I’ll be polite. If someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return. If someone offends me again, I’ll root out the problem.

81. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

82. Roar when you see an uneven road, then continue walking forward.

83. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

84. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

85. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

86. Don’t always use your identity as a commoner to tell me the story of society B! No matter how awesome you are, why can’t Baidu search for you? No matter how strong you are, can you hold your pee in?

87. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

88. The aftertaste of the word "life" for decades has made my brain twitch and my spinal cord spasm. Still missing the point.

89. Life is like this. He always occupies the position of absolute leadership, while countless fools shout that they control their lives and their destiny. But I didn’t see that I was living in a higher sky. Showing a sneer and mocking face.

90. The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

91. Before I had time to get involved with the flowers, I was plucked out.

92. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

93. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

94. Our goal: focus on money and make a lot of money.

95. I am not a prince, so why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me?

96. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

97. No matter how thoughtful you are, you are not the most powerful one.

98. Things tend to be like this. It’s too late to turn back. Even if you are willing to become a bad horse, there may not be a way to turn around waiting for you.

99. Women are so great now. Unknowingly, I had a big belly and had a baby without a father!

100. Don’t read what you shouldn’t see, don’t say what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t hear, and don’t think about what you shouldn’t think. Please concentrate on your soy sauce.

101. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is a human being.

102. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?

103. Who is whose husband? They're all fucking temporary workers! (www.lz13.cn)

104. A hero has a hard time with a beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty helped me pass.

105. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed the trend and turned myself into a highly educated hooligan.

106. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

107. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is not right, it will be useless no matter how hard you try.

108. I don’t know how to play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I find it tiring to do laundry and cooking.

109. Life is like Song Zude’s mouth. You never know who will be unlucky next.

110. People are not smart, yet they imitate others’ baldness.