My friend said that I have no money to eat! How to reply to him humorously?

As follows:

1. If you have no money, are there any rich people in the world?

2. Are you kidding? Have you no money? How do poor people like us feel? What is face?

3, it doesn't matter if you have no money, you can pretend to have a wallet.

4. We are all kindred spirits.

Let's shake hands. I have no money for a long time.

6. Come to me and I will support you.

7. It's worth being my friend, just like my situation.

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If the questioner doesn't buy it, he can return it like this. Aggressive: I bought it for fear of hurting your self-esteem. Self-mockery: You are so awesome, how dare I buy it?

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