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What's so funny? Describes the problem of Camry braking.
Zhao Benshan and his party came to Camry 4S store.

Zhao Benshan took the stage and said, "Things will be solved in the end, but Toyota can't stop it! Toyota just can't stop, scaring the owner to pee his pants! Drive a Toyota yaris and treat injuries in the intensive care unit! Bought a Toyota Camry to sleep in the morgue! Three-wheeled Toyota is good, you can run without legs! High-speed shaft breaking, the brakes often leak oil! Drive a three-wheeled Toyota to Elysium! Camry, Camry, there is a queue for reincarnation! Yaris, Yaris, you will die young! "

Zhao Benshan asked Xiao Shenyang, "Is the steel plate of this car 1 cm thick?"

Shenyang replied, "No."Zhao Benshan said, "Is there a toilet in it?"

Small Shenyang: "No".

Zhao Benshan: "Is there a brake?" '

Small Shenyang: "Really? No? Uncle, what do you say? "

Zhao Benshan: "Do you sell cars or should I?"

Small Shenyang: "No".

Zhao Benshan said, "This will do."

Small Shenyang: "This is really ...no."

Little Shenyang: "Teacher Bi, do you know what is the most painful thing about driving?"

Lao Bi: "Haha! What is this?

Small Shenyang: "I found that the brakes were gone when I was driving."

Zhao Benshan: "Come on, do you know what is the most painful part of driving? At that time, I stepped on the brakes and the brakes stopped, followed by a Camry. "

Small Shenyang: "I summed it up. You can't choose a car too casually. This is the way the Camry car is. When one foot goes down, the station stops, and this time it passes. When one foot goes down, the car doesn't stop, and this life passes. "