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Sunday

Today is Sunday. Although we went to Ocean Park to play until 1 1 pm yesterday, we got up early today and went to Taiping Mountain next to Ocean Park to pick fruit, because my grandparents live in Taiping Mountain. At the foot of Taiping Mountain, we took off our shoes and began to climb the mountain. It took about 1 minute to reach the top of the mountain. The air at the top of the mountain is very good. Grandpa took us to his orchard.

Wow ... Grandpa's orchard is so big, many fruit trees are planted, including watermelon tree, strawberry tree and pineapple tree ... Because I am too young to climb trees, Grandpa climbed the watermelon tree, picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to Dad, and Dad picked it up with one hand!

There are many fruits growing on the ground of the orchard, such as apples, pears, coconuts, etc ... Grandpa picked some coconuts, peeled them with his hands, removed the seeds and gave them to everyone. Coconut is delicious! I ate more than 20. Cousin also threw a coconut in my face, killing me!

After the fruit dinner, we went to the Himalayas next to Taiping Mountain to play. We heard the teacher say that the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world.

Sure enough, the teacher didn't lie to us. My cousin and I climbed and climbed. It took about 2 minutes to reach the top of the mountain. I'm so sexy.

Later, we still felt very hot, so we went to the top of the mountain to soak in hot springs. What a cold hot spring ~ Himalayas is really a good place.

Later my cousin asked me if I had any money. He saw McDonald's near the top of the mountain. Cousin, you always borrow money from me!

When we were still shopping, we heard my mother calling us home in Taiping Mountain, so we had to leave reluctantly. Taiping Mountain and Himalayas are really interesting places, and we will ask our parents to take us to play in the future.

Dad said that if I won the first place in this exam, he would take me to Tokyo, Beijing and Nanjing this Sunday. I want to go to Xijing most because my cousin lives in Xijing.

She said that in fact, textbooks are deceptive. There is a mountain in Xijing that is higher than the Himalayas. It takes about 3 minutes to climb it. There is also a big night market and children's playground, as well as a clear stream.

I must study hard and let my father take me to these places to play. A woman went to apply, and the boss asked, "How many children do you have?" She replied, "Five." The boss asked, "What are their names? She replied, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming. "The boss asked," They are all called Xiao Ming. What should you do if you invite them to dinner? " She said, "That's easy. As long as I call Xiao Ming, they will all come. The boss asked again, "but what if you just call a child?" She said, "That's easier. I just need to call him by his last name. " Once upon a time, there was an ape who liked to climb trees. He likes to swing on tall trees, especially a tall banana tree growing on the edge of a cliff. He even likes to go there to pick bananas. Every time he picks bananas, he will eat them with his good friend orangutans, because orangutans are too big to climb trees. However, one day, while picking bananas, the ape accidentally fell from a very high tree. Since then, he has been afraid of heights. In order to encourage him, his orangutan friends decided to pick bananas for the apes, hoping that the apes would eat them and get back the feeling of climbing trees. But orangutans are not good at climbing trees, so they found many orangutan friends, and everyone cooperated with each other to pick bananas. So, the ape ate the banana picked by the orangutan and cured his acrophobia. The orangutan and the ape lived happily ever after. This story tells us a very important revelation. "Orangutans, can cure orangutans! 」