This kind of life with incomplete evolution, alien with gene mutation, kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, abandoned baby of Mount Everest snowman, murderer with septic tank blockage, black pig descendant from Africa, chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang, hippopotamus crushed to death by Noah's ark, new volcanic eruption, Eskimo shame, super-individual living with cockroaches, semi-plant with decaying vitality, dinosaur who spurns the term "three times a day". The strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, the brainless creature that can think, the disaster that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, the humiliated descendants of ancestors, the humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, the primitive species that scientists dare not study, the necessary raw materials for the destruction of the universe, the orcs that even the orcs despise you, the sedimentary raw materials with oil concentration 10 times, and the disfigured uncle McDonald. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is not as good as chewing gum spilled by a roadside dog. Lianhuadu is more beautiful than you 10 times. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If you want to commit suicide, only someone will advise you not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even the protozoa on the keyboard you touched can't live, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. If you are cool and handsome, humans have to reproduce asexually, idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken and you want to emigrate to Mars and leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can stop. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will be tempted to fly at you, grenades will explode when they see you, and some people will fly planes to hit Gemini. All the places you have been to, as long as you skydive, you will have the same strength. You are very creative. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is angry with you. How can I set off the beauty of the world without you?
Brother, please reduce the resolution on your face.
2.MC rambles, asking for experts 1, a long adventure.
.. creative. 2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? 3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. 4. You are really creative and have the courage to live! 5. You are so fucking postmodern. 6. You look like I was at the scene of a car accident. 7. Your appearance is out of proportion. 8. Why cover your face with your ass? 9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful and the other is yours 10. You look very refreshing! ! 1 1, you need to rebuild 12, why do they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs. 13, shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.
14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract! 15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely! 16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.
17, your growth slowed down the internet speed, and your growth consumed too much memory 18. You chased me naked for two kilometers, and I counted myself as a hooligan as soon as I turned my head! 19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face? 20. You broke the rules! 2 1, international face universal 22, I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be restored?" 23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. 24. You are a fauvism! ! 25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.
26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? . Oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass? I don't want to hurt you either.
Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run in the street like this, you are easy to be shot by the police. 28. MMD, I have never seen such a long story with archaeological value. 29. The long book of flying sand and uncanny workmanship says that I really want to give your size face my size shoes at once.
English curses that you are dead. You're dead. The curse dictionary says you are a bitch all your life. Knives are cheap. Today is a holiday. I'll give you a pair of couplets: Part I: A tree doesn't need skin, it will die. The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world. The curse dictionary says I said, "You are a pig." You said, "I am a pig!" " From now on, I will call you a pig.
Finally one day, you can't help yelling at me in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" " "Curse the saint, saying that when you wake up tomorrow, there is a mosquito lying next to your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you, which reads: I struggled all night, but I couldn't pierce your face. You are so cheeky, I have no face to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I killed myself. Tell Yang Xiaoyun to go south, will you? You look like a salted fish, and you told me about it. People's salted fish will be salted for half a year and die early. Can you turn over? Please help me turn it over.
Xiaoyun shared that I really convinced them. I am really a college student in a famous university. What's more, what's more? I am so angry. I'm telling you, the south is really bloody for eight generations. Spell it, then blow the salted fish. Share with the South We have a whole set of unopened modern kitchen supplies in our house, which are piled under the bed when they are not used. The young couple eat out every day. They spend a lot of money on spicy fish and meat. Dare you be so extravagant? Zhao Benshan said that if you go to the South Pole with a blind pestle, you can't find the North at all; Cerebral thrombosis practice fork, simply can't split the leg; Monkeys wearing cheongsam can't see beauty at all; You asked Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng, but he couldn't reach his mouth.
Zhao Benshan said, because you didn't stick to crutches, the virus quickly got up, with two big tendons on your legs, just like two highways. The virus moves upward at a speed of kilometers per hour, and you are finished. Ruthless diseases are devouring healthy cells in your brain, and a brand-new vegetative state is about to be born. Don't worry about this, just dig out my IQ and weigh it, two kilograms more than you. Zhao Benshan said, the same cohabiting couple, how can the gap be so big? Zhao Benshan said that he had a big head and a thick neck. Either a rich man or a chef. Zhao Benshan said, this is called a shoehorn face. This is authentic pork kidney noodles! Zhao Benshan said don't say you're not qualified to drive, you look illegal.
(From the sketch "Three Whips") juenran said that it was snowing heavily on Sunday morning, and the old men who collected junk lined up. As soon as pol.ice gave the order, they rushed to the garbage dump, stuffed their shoes and socks into their pockets, and said that the younger brothers were better, and they pooled their money to buy sorbet. You ate sorbet, I ate a stick, you tasted it, and I smelled it. I have sex with you. In fact, you look only 18 years old.
Yu Yu said that you are a liberal arts student, so you can be unreasonable. Men flirt. You are really my goddess. You are sick! Juenran said that I like to put laxatives in your lunch when I am most upset. What were you thinking when you were squatting on one side? August said that even if a truck knocked you down in front of me, I wouldn't take you to the hospital! You waste oxygen! Scold the saint for saying that you are mentally ill and have a defect in your cerebellum, and that you are stupid and modest ~! Psychological test of cursing short message: if you race with a bear, you hope: You run faster than a bear; Run as fast; . You run slower than a bear ... Answer:. You are worse than an animal; You are an animal; You are worse than an animal.
Swearing text messages miss those days. You wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers see you, they all praise you. Hey, it's beautiful and clean! Also praised me for being so good and coming out to release pigs in such a small grade! The God of Songs said that you just got an r &；; B, huh? I'm sorry, I thought you were chatting with me. During the election, I said not to be sad about losing the election. You still have a chance in the next life! When I was singing, I said that if I had to evaluate your singing skills, I could only say, "The shoes you are wearing today are really beautiful."
Listening to your singing reminds me of a car accident scene where ten thousand people died and one million people were injured. Lonely as snow says that life is like a super girl, and the last men are pure men! Admin said that you are the one who can only draw turtles, cursing and imagining that we are good, we are good, we earn money to buy chickens, chickens lay eggs in your house, chickens shit in my house, I eat eggs in your house, and you eat chicken shit in my house.
Scold the saint that Sunday morning was white and the old garbage collectors lined up. With a wave of his hand, the captain rushed to the dump and broke all his shoes and socks.
3. Ask for five dirty words/; Prose/; Alternative words are bullied. Thank you for your concern. How big is your nose? Red ass and less hair.
The more I look at it, the more I look like a big fool. Go and buy a watch.
Rape your sister-in-law looks old.
I haven't bathed for three years. He also said that his style remained unchanged.
Your girlfriend is Xie Dajiao from Country Love. 5。
If the buddies at the scene want to play with pronunciation, they can embroider with me. My ID is 646086, and the younger brother below wants to recognize me as an uncle when he hears my ID. 7。
Abnormal personality. An eccentric temper
Bad heart. Went shopping.
You have to cheat if you owe money.
Today, I am fighting a killer with Xiao Hu. Kick my friends in the face.
You sang a song for me thousands of miles away. 8。
If you want to learn five things, you don't have to spend money or go to Baidu. The hob meat empire is your only way out. Zhan Xiaohu will spend this time with you. If nothing happens, he will also perform the old sow in the tree. Don't laugh and say I'm cool. How arrogant the star lineup is! It is a wonderful sound world for me to build an iron empire. I wear armor for the tiger, and the golden armor is matched with BMW to fight the tiger and other invincible people to stop the king's heart. Let me count the voice paths. It's really hard for a star to beat a tiger over a bully. Zhao Renchu would rather fight for the iron frame than betray the king, who fights for the sword. It means that the major voice stations have no regrets about entering the star battlefield. Seeing the puppy is a dry phonetic road to string the stars together. What a spectacular lineup. I like dusk, spring, summer, autumn and winter. I want to fight for the hegemony of the king. Another song of Sun Dinggan Kun's Iron Frame Empire. The star lineup is brilliant. The mountains and rivers are windy, and the king's heart is more intimate. This phonetic guardian star is better than the white star. Lonely gods and demons fight in the three realms and boil into buddhas. Who dares to protect the hob meat empire with the throne? Let's go three people and break the three realms of God. See the real chapter in the ghost battlefield. I am the king who protects the iron frame. I am the star cast of the emperor. They are all wolves. Love is broken like water. Children's hearts are full of love. The two are lovesick and lingering. I know each other's feelings and I know each other's feelings. I miss the past three years. Immortals and stars play gossip. Love star Zhou Xiaona became Na Wei's love. Zhou Na, I'm worried about my new brother. Small western friendship is more like a knife. I am the king. I am a sword. When I sing, I lead my brothers to coquetry. The star lineup has no shadow legs. Not my brother's love against the devil. Water is more water. Holding a steel knife, mountains and rivers destroy tigers. It's not common from a distance. It's like a Chinese dish. The throne of the emperor. I'm here to end the speech. The tigers are really talented. My fans are here to support me. My fate became a genius brother. How arrogant is the voice of this king? Brothers laugh together. The sound is too shiny. More words
4. Kneel down and beg for five different kinds of rhetoric, to crack the swearing experts, the life with incomplete evolution, the alien with gene mutation, the kindergarten-level high school students, the frog head with congenital Mongolian disease, the chimpanzee with black * of African descent, the hippo crushed to death by Noah's ark, the new volcanic eruption, the huge shameless trumpet, the shame of Eskimos, the superorganism living with cockroaches, the semi-plant with rotten vitality, and the stinking garbage man. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest garbage in human history, the old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, brainless creatures that can think, humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, primitive species that scientists dare not study, sedimentary raw materials with oil concentration of 10 times, disfigured uncle McDonald, who has to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend, want to be the sand of himself, and only someone advises you not to leave a corpse to avoid polluting the environment. Even amoeba can't survive on the keyboard you touched, and spitting is more deadly than SARS. Pretending to be cute can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will break through and want to emigrate to Mars and leave you. If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down, and others have to fly a plane to hit Gemini. You only need to skydive to have the same strength. All the places you have been will become monuments, and all the places you have been will become history. 18 I won't know you until you do something good in my life. It's not environmentally friendly to throw it into the sun. Anyway, a word: don't let me see you again. If I do, I will destroy you.
5. Kneel and beg YY curse as bad as possible. You invited me to your home to play computer. Before I entered the door, I heard a voice from inside. Wow, bullying is really fun. This is your home computer. The mouse came to your house with tears in its eyes. In the cold weather, you and your father are walking in the street with bare arms. You pretend to be the Haier brothers.
1. If you smile brightly, the wolf will hang himself; Your chic stop stinks to death; You scream gently, and the chicken flies and the dog jumps; You sweat with excitement, and lice suffer; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; You frighten the ghost into paralysis as soon as you dress up!
(2) my fair lady walked in front, long hair is so gentle, suddenly turned around ~ wow! How ugly!
There were countless friends in the past, but you are in my heart; Looking for you in the crowd, I suddenly look back ~ you are in the depths of the donkey shed! Eating grass and leaning against the tree with a mop on his head. Wow! Whose donkey is so cool!
Under the blue sky, the spring breeze is blowing slightly, butterflies are dancing on the grass, and the fragrance of the earth is flowing in the air. You lie there basking in your stomach and think proudly: Ah, I will be a toad in the next life!
⑤: As far as your honor is concerned, people are disgusted and ghosts are screaming; It's rare to scare a couple, but it's good to scare a car; Be sure to resist the pressure when talking to you! All are just! So as not to be intimidated by your stink! I have seen lazy people, stupid people, poor people who have not eaten or drunk; Only you can be ugly to death like never before!
You look like you were run over by a car in front and bitten by a donkey on the side. You are the most shocking and failed person in the history of human creation!
7. If a star falls and hits your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from the God of Happiness, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on! Because ~ ~ smashed silly!
8: It is said that one day, you picked up a magic lamp from the roadside; When you wipe, a devil appears; He said: You can have a wish! You said: I want to live forever, I want to be invulnerable, I want to learn to swim! Results ~ Ka! You became an illegitimate child. ...
Pet-name ruby: You are simply handsome, cool and stupid!
Finally, let's come to a conclusion: at the age of 80, he took drugs, hanged himself at the age of 90, and went to heaven at the age of 100.