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Classmate record message 40 funny original address
1, deskmate: haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>2. Wang Xiaohua: I know you like me, but I hope you look in the mirror before you like me! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>3. Dog Leftover: I have always believed your famous saying that the school is a garbage dump, and now we are finally picked up from the garbage dump. & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>4. Cui Hua: I finally graduated, and I'm not afraid of you pulling my hair anymore! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>5. Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me. Ever since I met you, you are the last one and I am the second one, brother! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>6. Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher? & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>7. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever. & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>9. I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher? & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 10, remember to wash your feet after strenuous exercise! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 1 1. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are very excited, shake hands with each other. You said: Congratulations on your doctorate! I also said: look elsewhere, all the cans here have been picked up! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 12, head teacher: You are a smart student. People don't think so because they don't know you. & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 13, Xiao Pang: I hope you will always remember me in your future life! P.S. Forget the 300 you owe me. I am not a stingy person. )& lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 14, Banhua: Actually, I have always liked you for four years! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 15, girlfriend: Actually, I have never liked you for four years! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 16, the brother who sleeps in my upper bunk: Remember to wash your feet after strenuous exercise in the future! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 17, Honest King: I wish you many wives and concubines in the future and enjoy happiness forever! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp> 18, Hua: I wish you and (my girlfriend) a long life together today, with kindness and love! P.S. The honest king upstairs despises you! I saw your true colors today! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>9, Everybody: I wish you a full house of children and grandchildren in the future. Have you thought of your grandson's name? I'm already up. & lt/p & gt;

& ltp & gt20,: Use small, there will be no troubles in this life! Brother, have a good trip. I am working in Xiaoxiancao now. Come and see me sometime! & lt/p & gt;

& ltp>2 1, first place: I wish you a high life in the future! In addition: you asked me that question in the graduation exam, and I finally figured it out. Now I'll write the answer to you (note: sixteen formulas and some words are omitted here)